Hellvis

HELLVIS
Hellvis is known by many names: El Patron, Il Duce, Der Frischmaker. He has a firm handshake- -at least with his bionic arm. He once drove 600 miles to see the world's largest ball of string. He wasn't disappointed. He starred opposite Michael Dudikoff in American Ninja 5: Total Annhilation of Everything. "I kick him repeatedly in the head. Then he rips out my trachea." He is often told that he looks like Steve Urkel or Morticia Addams. He considers this a compliment. He is one of the top breeders who recommends Pedigree brand dog food. He is the one dentist out of five who does not recommend Trident. He is not for sale.

HELLVIS

Hellvis is known by many names:
El Patron, Il Duce, Der Frischmaker.
He has a firm handshake-
-at least with his bionic arm.
He once drove 600 miles to see the world's largest ball of string. He wasn't disappointed.
He starred opposite Michael Dudikoff in American Ninja 5: Total Annhilation of Everything. "I kick him repeatedly in the head. Then he rips out my trachea."
He is often told that he looks like Steve Urkel or Morticia Addams. He considers this a compliment.
He is one of the top breeders who recommends Pedigree brand dog food.
He is the one dentist out of five who does not recommend Trident.
He is not for sale.