The Bob the Fish guaranteed method for getting BT phone cards.
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                         (For Phree az well)
                         
Bob the fish difficulty rating: 0/10. This onez so ezzeeeeeee that if U 
kan't do it Uer a REALLYYYYYYY sad twat.
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Watch out for futer Bob the Fish production for Children of death - including
the infamout UK - yes, I said UK beige box plans.

Right - on 2 the insructionz and stuff.

Wot U need 4 this skam:
An address (Your's is fine)
The phone number and location of a valid phone card phone. (Preferably a few
miles from Uer house.)
A phone (Not boxed or phuked with - Uer goin to kall BT)

Right - letz get going.
1. Wait until after 6pm
2. Kall - 0800 252 639 and if a BT phucker answerz hang up. It should be an
Ansa fone.
3. Ere goez - Herez the skript:
"Hello, this is Bob the Fish (Use Uer REAL name). I was connected to this
answerphone by the Operator. I am phoneing up because I bought a 200
(Substitute as big as U kan get away wiv - don't say 37 though) unit phone
card this morning because my old one had just run out. I was making a call to
a friend from 66666 666 666 (Phone Number of phone kard phone) at
HELLHELLHELL (The phone's location). I put the card in, picked up the phone,
and made my call, the person I was calling was engaged at the time. I put the
phone down and tried to pull the phone card out. It was stuck in the machine.
The operator said that U would be able to get my card back or provide me
with a replacement card. Since my card was stuck tried picking up the reciver
and puting it down again a couple of times but the card wouldn't come out.
(Herez the hard bit.) As far as I know the phone card is still stuck in the
phone. As I said it was a NEW phonecard, I just bought it this morning.
(Herez the clincher) I know I could be making this up and commiting a fraud
but if you have any querys on the matter then please don't hesitate to phone
me after 6pm on 66666 666 666 (Uer HOME phone number) (They go off duty at
5pm HAHAHAHAHA) or write to me at HELLHELLHELL (Uer HOME address.) I hope we
can sort this matter out satisfactorily, Good Bye."
4. Wait 4-5 dayz and U get a NEW 200 unit phone kard.

There U are - that solves your problem of what 2 give a phreak phriend for a
birthday present. (U kudn't be honest kud U?)

Have phun.

If that number shuts down then just kall the operator and get them to konnekt
U to a number.