How incompetent duz one gots'ta be t'become super-dude uh a big-ass ten 
university? 
	We gots' had not one, not two, not dree, but foe riots in de past two 
years.  De most recent bein' de wo'st since Kent State.  What it is, Mama!  Yet, de university 
continues t'igno'e histo'y.  Slap mah fro!  Deir response be no different now dan it wuz 
afta' Munn.  'S coo', bro.  
	Ten Dousand sucka's be somehow some mino'ity uh a mino'ity, plum likes 
Munn.  'S coo', bro.  Afta' all, de majo'ity wuzn't blowin' down honky pigs cruisers, dey wuz 
plum cheerin' dem on.  'S coo', bro.  De university gots'ta continue t'igno'e da damn student 
body.  Slap mah fro!  Which, knowin' McPherson, be to be 'espected.  Mo'e restricshuns and 
Zero Tolerance  honky codes gots'ta be implemented.  It gots'ta all fail, dere gots'ta be 
anoda' riot, even larga' and mo'e violent dan de last.
	However, as ah' see it, dis be not da damn real danger.  Ah be baaad...  It kin be prevented, 
dough ah' am sho' nuff it won't.  If dis be not stopped now, de riotin' gots'ta no 
longa' be about anga' and repressed freedom.  'S coo', bro.  It gots'ta become an institushun, 
likes Devil's Night in Detroit.
	My advice t'whuteva' "acshun team" dey decide t'fo'm now be to kill 
Zero Tolerance and resto'e MSU t'where it wuz two years ago.  Dere wuz some 
lot mo'e partyin' goin' on den, howeva' no one wuz settin' cars on fire.  What it is, Mama!  If 
ya' continue t'push, it gots'ta plum escalate.  What it is, Mama!
	One mo'e wahtahmellun.  In de past week ah' gots' heard complaints fum 
alumni, family members and an entire foed grade class about how awful and 
embarrassin' de riots wuz.  ah' am sick uh hearin' dis crap fum sucka's who 
gots' no clue whut gots'ta been goin' on here ova' de past few years.  
	Dey ain't seein' students bein' cuffed and whup'en on CNN, plum fo' 
bein' drunk and underage.  What it is, Mama!  No' do dey know about da damn honky pigs raidin' local 
TV stashuns fo' riot footage.  What it is, Mama!  Dey aint been told how McPherson fo'ced 
our Greek system t'go dry.  Slap mah fro!  
Wid whut ah' gots' seen happen here in de past year, dis riot be mo'e 
dan justified.


							Matt Harrison
							Electrical Engineerin' Junio'