Acshun Team anoda Anti-student esample

When ah' fust eyeball about da damn fo'mashun uh de "acshun team" last sprin', it
sounded likes transparent bs. ah' dought it would plum be some way fo' de
university and city t'continue t'screw us, while generatin' de appearance
dat we sdownpo't dem.  'S coo', bro. If ah' dun didn't know dis city better, it would gots' sounded
likes some baaaad idea, so's I decided t'hold off judgment and give it da damn benefit of
de doubt.

I gots' been eyeballin' De State News often ova' de summa' boogie, and ah' now
see dat ah' wuz right. When ah' look at da damn concepts dey gots' mosey on down down wid, it
is obvious t'me dat students had little say in it. Dey 'espect us t'be
content wid an off-campus code uh conduct and furda' alcohol regulashun in
exchange fo' longa' hours at da damn IM buildin's? Come on.  'S coo', bro. Meanwhile, de city of
East Lansin' passes mo'e anti-student legislashun, as dey usually do when
everyone be gone.  What it is, Mama! ah' aint goin' t'go into detail about rental cribs, block
parties, search warrants o' any oda' examples.

What ah' wants', be fo' MSU and East Lansin' t'stay de hell out uh my social
life.  What it is, Mama! ah' dink ah' speak fo' de majo'ity when ah' say dat. ah' am sick uh dis
whole no-tolerance issue.  What it is, Mama! Wheda' I drink o' not be none uh yo' business. De
drinkin' age itself be a violashun uh de Constitushun (age discriminashun:
14d amendment) so's dose who disobey it aint boogiein' de law. De
university should focus on mo'e impo'tant wahtahmelluns such as improvin' de quality
of our educashun instead uh dis no-tolerance mo'al crusade.  What it is, Mama! ah' am sho' nuff bre'd
would be betta' spent on makin' class sizes little-assa' dan mah' graduatin' class
and makin' sho' nuff all profs kin speak English. ah'  duzn't dig it why de city
be hankerin' aftah git rid uh students so's bad-assly.  Slap mah fro! Dis MIP racket uh deirs be rakin' in
de bre'd. It's ironic how we gots' some honky pigs state fo'min' here in some place of
higha' learnin'.

Look at last year as some lesson.  'S coo', bro. A little-ass riot happened at Gunson.  'S coo', bro. You's cracked
waaay down hard on parties and da damn social scene, and it resulted in some real riot.
Any  honkyfool kin see dat if ya' continue waaay down dat alley, it gots'ta happen again.  'S coo', bro.
Dis be de trud. So'ry if ya'  duzn't wanna hear it. Why damage MSU's
reputashun furda' fo' de sake uh prohibishun when it gots'ta already proven to
be some failure? We might gots' had some rep as some party farm, but it's betta' dan
bein' on CNN. I'm not rapin' about no revolushun,  duzn't wants' no riots, no
demonstrashuns. ah' plum wanna go out on de weekends and gots' some fun
widout some cop shovin' some Breadalyza' waaay down mah' droat every 10 minutes. ah'  duzn't
dink dis be ax'in' too much.

              Matt Harrison
              electrica engineerin' junyo