Age ov da anarkistz!
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        You'vv entard da age ov da anrkistz!A age ov know rulez!Know 1 2
tellz us what 2 do!An age where da axplozivz R az comin az da lamerz, and
du beer flozz lik waater!Where da Mariwanna iz the natinal flour!And in 
da skolllz dey learn ya da ANARKY!!!!!

        Dis is da perfact werld!Da werld ov 2morow!da werld ov da anarkistz.
When all da lamerz get draaged owt n shoted in da stretz!Dis will tak time!
It wont hapen 2day, or 2morow, not even Saterdaw!It wil hapen on da Sundey!
Sundey da 28thz ov septembur, 1996!Da govermantz will B blowed up!Morph, 
Burvis,Great1,Ghost, Idrosynth, Short Circuit and da Marr family will run
da showw!!

        Soo evry septembur 28thz wil B a nuw holydey!Anarkistz Dey!
signifying the AGE OF DA ANARKISTZ!!

                                        -Homer Simpson, Anarkist Monk