***************************************************** ** Sykotic Times ** ** Issue # 1 ** ** December 1998 ** ** http://www.deathsdoor.com/syko ** ***************************************************** DISCLAIMER ************* This zine is for shit purposes only. I don't give a shit if you break the law because it's YOUR ass that is going to get raped. If you do any of this shit (and get caught) YOU fucked up. and it ain't muh fault so fuck off! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ARE A SHIT HEAD!! The Shit ******** 1. Editorial by: Syko416 2. News by: Syko416 3. Free Kevin Or Screw Kevin? by: Syko416 4. Letters from a Sykopath by: Syko416 5. How to Beat Caller ID by: Syko416 6. Harassing Bill by: Syko416 7. Top Ten by: Syko416 8. Jokes by: Syko416 9. Left Over Shit by: Syko416 ^^^^^^^^^^^ notice a pattern? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Editorial Yo! This is the first issue of Sykotic Times. I wrote this zine cuz well, I felt like it. There are a bunch of zines out there but most (if not all of them) are American. So, I am writing a Canadian zine. do you know why? cuz I am Canadian. (makes sense eh?) Anyway, here is where I would speak my mind about shit like phreaking or hacking or any thing else I feel like, but today I don't feel like it. And if you ain't down with that, I got two words for ya: SUCK IT!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. News Phone Scam Busted By: John Schmied From: Toronto Sun, December 23, 1998 Mississauga - A Toronto man is accused of collecting $80,000 in four months in a telemarketing scam in which victims were duped into thinking their cash would benefit kids. Peel Regional Police said investigators have frozen $30,000 in bank accounts set up in the Canada-wide phone scam, which claimed to raise money for a legitimate charitable causes. "We were actually tipped off by the Mississauga Fire Fighters Association" when people they contacted said they had already donated to the cause, said fraud squad Det. Mike Gamble. Gamble said a man who used to work as a legitimate telemarketer but Ōbecame unemployed for "some reason" four months ago used donor lists he had obtained to contact individuals and businesses on behalf of firefighter groups for their legitimate charitable causes. "It would be for charity hockey or baseball games, or magic shows or circuses" he said. Arthur Zins, 50, of Bathurst St., Toronto, is charged with three counts of fraud under $5,000, and one count each of defrauding the public and attempted fraud. ****************************************** Victims sought in scam By: John Schmied From: Toronto Sun, December 23, 1998 Mississauga - Fraud detectives believe there may be more victims of a scheme selling fake incorporation papers to businesses. A Brampton woman was arrested this week in a document scam. Peel Regional Police Const. Doug Robinson said ads for Pro-Rate Insurance Agency were placed in Toronto daily newspapers from April to September promising help with businesses loans. Clients were told they should incorporate their businesses with the Ontario government before applying for loans, Robinson said. He said the woman offered to do the paperwork for $600 - $800 and mailed the clients what appeared to be documents of incorporation. The papers had been forged. "It was a short-term scam ... (as clients) would find out at income-tax time they had not been registered" he said. Nancy Nadeau, also known as Tonia Small, 26, of Laurelcrest St.,Brampton, is charged with four counts of fraud under $5,000, and one count each of personation and breach of an undertaking. Robinson said police know of four victims, but suspect there are more. If you have any information, call Peel Region Police at (905) 453-3311, ext. 7651. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Free Kevin or Screw Kevin? Most people in the h/p scene know about Kevin Mitnick. If you don't know anything about Kevin Mitnick, I'll tell you about it. Kevin Mitnick is a hacker. He was caught hacking into computers and has been put in jail since February 1995 without a trial. Kevin has not admitted to any crime and he hasnÕt been found guilty of any crime either. I am not sure why the government has kept him in jail for so long. I think their excuse is: "We're waiting for his trial, there are other people before him you know" That's the big load of BS I have ever heard! They are using Kevin as an example, sending a message to all the hackers. A message saying: "Stop hacking or you'll end up like Kevin" I have seen on many web sites "Free Kevin" Banners (these originally came from 2600) and I have no problem with people supporting a good cause but in the past could of weeks, I have started to see "Screw Kevin" Banners (these originally came from 1337) This is probably cuz people are sick and tired of hearing about Kevin. They're like: "Kevin is a criminal and he should be in jail" If you ever hear this, slap the person that said it. The issue isn't if he's guilty or not, it's the fact that he's been in jail for more than 3 fucking years!!! I mean how would you like to be in a jail cell day after day with nothing to do except getting butt fucked? I don't think you'd like it. (well, you might like getting butt fucked) Also, if he does get a trial soon, he will be totally unprepared because the prosecution wonÕt let him and the defence get a look at the evidence. You don't have to be a genius to realise that this is completely unfair! There are probably a bunch of FBI agents and other government officials reading this right now and have two words for you: FREE KEVIN!!!! or at least give him a chance to have a fair trial. For more info on: Free Kevin: http://www.KevinMitnick.com Screw Kevin: http://America.net/~cochise/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Letters from a Sykopath This was inspired by the book: "Letters from a Nut" By Ted L. Nancy but is no way a copy. I haven't even read the book (yet) It is just something I thought up. Enjoy! To: Microsoft From: Jimmy Poonwacker Dear Mr. Microsoft (aka Bill Gates) I am so fucking pissed off because of you actions!! You fucker!! You say you don't have a monopoly on the world?? hahahahaha! wrong bitch!! you have a fucking monopoly, asshole!!! listen you stupid mother fucker, if you don't admit that you have a fucking monopoly I'll go down there and kick you fucken' ass!! you are such a fucken' wimp! I could beat your ass with my head cut off!!! You probably haven't even gotten laid! hahaha! you are like fucken' 40 and you haven't gotten laid!! i know what you are thinking, I have gotten laid. Well, bitch your mom, your dog, your blow up doll and your dad, don't count!!! you little fuck nut! and I thought I was bad cuz I haven't gotten laid in 2 months but you haven't gotten laid in 40 years!!!! hahahahahahaha!! You are sooooo fucking pathetic!! sfghsfjhbksadjhfg d d gsdljhbgsdhjf kdsafbidfboiehwr pouyg pwsbefkjhben aerkj nre er er ert 24 2456yghkgf sfgh hktj k yj gnjet eq Fuck you titty suckin', two balled bitch, with a fat bruised clit , My big compoto bitch! Oh shit! fucking! ass licking, piss sucking, cunt! These nuts on your lips! Kentucky fried kung-pao clits. I don't know what to say, so what. Saggy tits swinging between your fat, crusty arm pits Big ass hairy mole between your pussy lips Cunt, shit, cock, dick, cunt, tit, barf, piss, balls, ass, pecker, queef Oh shit, fuck, bitch, damn fucken diarhea slut, with HIV! I have fought to find something to say: Fuck you!!! Punk ass bitch!!! Your Friend, Jimmy Poonwacker Counter: ******** Fuck: 15 Ass: 7 Bitch: 6 Shit: 3 Cunt: 3 Tit: 3 Asshole: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5. How To Beat Caller ID Look, if you don't know how to beat Caller ID you are a fucking idiot!!! (sorry, but you are) There are tons ways to beat Caller ID. I am only going to tell you about 5 of them. I know that these 5 work and that I have tried. I have read a file by Fixer that tells about 10 ways to beat it. If you want to read this file, go to: http://techroom.base.org anyway, on with the file. (1) Use *67 (well, duh!!) I think that is is the most popular one and most (if not all) people knows about this. On the Caller ID, you will see something like "Private Number" or "Number Blocked" or "Number Unknown" This is very good cuz, well, it's free :) and it's completely legal cuz if the phone company offers Caller ID it must also offer a way to block Caller ID. I have also read in the phone book that the phone company can block your number for every call you make without you dialling *67 but it is only available for law enforcement agencies, social service agencies, crisis lines, shelters for victims of domestic violence, and victims and potential victims of violence. (I know that sucks) They can still get you if they use *57 (call trace) (2) Used a Diverter or a PBX. This is very easy to use. You just dial the diverter, then you get a dialtone (or a message that says to enter the number you want to call) and dial the number you want to call. With the PBX, you call the PBX, enter a code, then you can call any number. The only problem with these is that they are hard to find and the PBX isn't legal. This is also good because it blocks you from *57 traces. (3) Use a Prepaid Calling Card. These are sold in all convenience stores. I am not talk about quick change cards. These cards cost like $5 dollars for 20 minutes of talk time or something like that. I am not sure what shows up on the Caller ID but I know that it is not the number you are calling from. This is also good because it blocks you from *57 traces. (4) Go though an Operator. This is expensive. (like $2 per use) I think the people will catch on when they answer the phone and hear the operator. I think they can trace you with *57. (5) This is probably the best way to beat Caller ID. Use a payphone. There is no way that they can trace the call back to your house. Also if they try to use *69 they can't call you back because you are at a payphone and most payphones can't be called (at least not in Canada) This is 100% untraceable. They could caught you even if they had everyone in the police,everyone from government agencies (CSIS, FBI, etc) and all of the phone company employees. They'll trace it back to the payphone but by that time, you will be long gone. :) Those are the 5 best ways to beat Caller ID. There are more but I haven't tried them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6. Harassing Bill I got bored on night and I felt like pissing someone off. I remembered a number that my friend gave me. So what could I do? I called it. Here's what happened: Bill: Coke, the is Bill. Me: Hey, Whazzup motha fucka? Bill: How can I help you? Me: Is this Coke Industries? Bill: Yes it is Me: Cool, can you send me 20 pounds of Cocaine? Bill: It's not that type of coke sir. Me: oh, then send me 100 cans of Coca-Cola Bill: We make/mine oil and gas..... Me: You mean the gas that comes out of your ass? ***CLICK*** Bill: Coke, the is Bill. Me: Hey, motha fucka ***CLICK*** Bill: Coke, the is Bill. Me: DON'T HANG UP ON ME, MOTHA FUCKA!!!!! Bill: fine....... ***TRANSFERS ME*** Kelly: Security, this is Kelly Me: HEY! Where did that fucker, Bill, go??? Transfer me back to that asshole!! Kelly: There are many Bills here Which department is he in? Me: He's in the fag department!!!! ***CLICK*** Bill: Coke, the is Bill. Me: Yo, moth fuck, Why don't you let me harass you? Bill: I have work to do. Me: Yeah, whatever. You're probably sitting at your desk whacking off to a 50 year old bitch with flabby tits because that's the BEST YOU CAN DO!!!!! ***CLICK*** That was ssssssooooooooooooo much fun!!!! Bill's a BIG FAG!!! If you want to harass someone, harass Bill (or his gay lover Dave) The number is a 1-800-666-9046. Enjoy! **** Added Note **** I called up Coke Industries a couple days ago and found out that Bill got so mad, and he couldn't take it anymore so he quit. I just cracked up laughing when I heard that. If you don't believe me, call them up (1-800-666-9046) and ask what happened to Bill. It really pisses them off when you ask. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Top Ten The Top Ten Way To Find Out If You Are Gay ****************************************** 10. You like the TV show "Ellen" 9. When you fart, white stuff comes out of your ass. 8. You get a hard on when you take a shit 7. Your name is Robert Prosser 6. You listen To Mix 99.9 5. You have a lifetime membership to www.gayboys.com 4. You like the Back Street Boys 3. You are in a band called: "The Back Shot Boys" 2. You use the nick: K0lin 1. You have a key chain that says: "My Dick And Your Ass Should Meet" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. Jokes A Movie Usher's Job ******************* I was working as an usher in the movie theatre, when I noticed a couple in the back row making out in the dark. I suppose that I should have stopped them, but I figured that they'd never notice another hand....... The Bump ********* A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Madam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." 6 Foot Long Penis ***************** A fellow by the name of John phones for the doctor to come to his house. "Can't you come to my surgery" asks the Doc. "No, it's too embarrassing and I haven't been out of the house in years" replies John. "Okay then" says the Doc, "I'll be around in five minutes." The doctor arrives at the house and instantly sees the problem upon entering the same room as John. He has a six foot long penis! "As I've said I haven't been out in years but I have arranged a blind date for tonight and I want to impress the girl" (not that the fact he had a six foot long cock wouldn't have impressed her!) "Hmm, I see your problem, literally! I have an idea though. Paint your penis red and white and wrap it around your neck and pretend it's a scarf." So he does and that night he is sitting at the cinema with his blind date. She starts stroking his "scarf" and then from the front of the cinema a guy yells. "Hey, you at the back, quit flicking ice cream!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10.Left Over Shit Is there anything worst that shit? yes, left over shit. 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