*********************************************** ** Sykotic ** ** Times ** ** Issue # 18 ** ** September 1999 ** ** http://www.deathsdoor.com/syko ** *********************************************** DISCLAIMER ********** This zine is for shit purposes only. I don't give a shit if you break the law because it's YOUR ass that is going to get raped in jail. If you do any of this shit (and get caught) YOU fucked up. it ain't muh fault so fuck off! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ARE A SHIT HEAD!! (I realise that most of this shit isn't illegal but I just think that I should warn you) The Shit ******** 1. Editorial by: Syko416 2. Stealing by: ISP POLICE 3. The Death Penalty by: Syko416 4. Bio Numeric's Guide to Cottots by: Bio Numeric 5. Car Crash Excuses by: Syko416 6. AOL Secrets by: ISP Police 7. Free Pop at the Movies by: Syko416 8. Dead Isn't Always Dead: Part 4 by: Syko416 9. News by: Syko416 10. Top Ten by: Syko416 11. Jokes by: Syko416 12. Left Over Shit by: Syko416 ^^^^^^^ Menaces to South Central while drinking their Juice in da hood =-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------= 1. Editorial ************ Hey! Welcome to another fun filled issue of Sykotic Times! In this issue, there are 3 writers! I know what you are thinking, How can I write an article for Sykotic Times? It's easy. All you have to do is email me at syko416@hotmail.com and tell me that you have an article for the next issue and send it to me. And I'll reply to your email and put your article in the next issue of Sykotic Times. It's that easy! No article will be refused. Write about any thing you'd like. It could be a file about hacking or phreaking or any illegal stuff, or it could be a review of a movie you saw or the transcript of a prank that you did, or you can write a story or you can just speak your mind. Anyways, keep the articles coming! Lates Syko416 =-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------= 2.............................Stealing.......................................................... .................................by............................................................. .............................ISP POLICE......................................................... Contents Part 1 Shoplifting Part 2 Burgulary Part 3 Stealing from the libary ................................................................................................. ........... SHOPLIFTING ........... ................................................................................................ Before you get down to the shoplifting bit and stuff choose a shop and go and check for all the security camera, blinspots ,things by the door that beep when you nick somethin with that tag on and also check to see which if there are any toilets, and any other back doors in the shop. Once you have done leave the shop with out nickin anything. Come back to the place a few days later, as it looks a bit suspious when lookin around for cameras and stuff. When go back into the shop make you are dressed resonably and not scruffy as staff in the store will thing you as a trouble maker and keep a careful eye on you. Also don,t come in with a bag as security will go and check your bag if you act suspious. There are many different methods of shop lifting. ................................................................................................. This is method one. Get the thing you are about to nick and take it with you and head towards the toilets. Don,t go runnin or spiritin just walk towards it naturally. Before you go into the toilet check to see that there are no beeping thingy i mentioned earlier. Also check for security cameras. If there is a camers go into a cubical and take off all the security things and barcordes once you are sure there is nothing on there. Leave the toilets (or go for a crap if you need one) and just go briefly lookin around then leave the store and hope you hav,nt fuck it up. This is method two. Go into the store and go up to the counter and ask for a bag. When you get the bag put somestuff that is in your pocket like a wallet into the bag and make sure the person behide the counter can see that you have put something in. Now go off to the product you wanna nick make sure no cameras and people can see you, if they can go off to a blind spot. Now place the product into the bag don,t stash it place it into the bag calmly. Now go and look around the shop then leave. The person behide the till will think that the stuff you put in the bag earlier is in there and that it. Make sure he does,nt give you a see through bag. This is method three. This method is still shop lifting even though you have to pay a little bit. Go into the shop and head towards the music section. Get the CD/tape you want and get some other one of a shitty band that no ones heard of and costs 99p. Take the 2 cds/tape to a part of the store were you won,t be seen. Open up the cover and swap the two so now the descent tape/cd is inside the cover of the shitty band. Now go off to the till and pay for it. You have now saved yourself at least 10 pounds depending on the cd you had put in the cover. ................................................................................................. ---------- Key Notes ---------- *Try and dress desently and don,t look scruffy *Never stash things into your pocket or bag *Try not to act suspious *When you leave the store never spirit for dear life *Check the store before you nick any thing from it *When nicking something go and buy something from the store like a pack of gum so the bloke behide the till does,nt suspect you of steal. *If you have a chance to be socible with member of staff in the store use it. *Try not to carry any ID with you when doing this. *Always take some money with you because if you've got none, it's rather hard to argue that to steal the item was a spontaneous decision. *If someone suspects you shop lifting put the item back on any shelf, so they can,t say that you were shop lifting. *Never hang around at a blind spot for to long. *Don,t get to confident as you tend to make silly mistakes *When u put your product into your clothing make sure it does,nt boulge and u can walk properly *Don,t be Greedy. Take a little at a time. And take things that will fit in your pocket or purse Bigger items are harder to get away with. *Try to steal from stores without video survaliance. This is by far the safest way to do things. *Never steal from the same shop again and again have a little more variety. ................................................................................................. .......... Burgulary .......... ................................................................................................. When you do this you have to plan ahead. First choose a house but make sure you not a local so that everyone does,nt know you. Look around the house for alley ways and secret little passages and stuff so you can plan a route to and from the house without anyone seeing you. On the day phone the house telephone number to see if they are in or knock on the door but the neighbourhood can see you so be careful.When you are sure they are not in go along the route you planned earlier into the vitems back yard. Put your golves a must. Now I don,t know how to break into houses but you can do it the Jolly Rogers way where you do the following:- Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks. Push the ice-pick through the hole (made by the BB gun). Enter through the window. You could also lockpick through the back door. If you want to know how to lockpick there are many text files that tell you how to do it. Once you have got into the house go to the bedrooms and the living as that is where all the good stuff is. Go for jewlery , electrical goods that can fit in the bag. Now get out fast and shut the window or door and whilst you are in there don,t make an the place a tip the, the longer it takes the yuppie to realese that he has been burguled the better. When you go along the route you planned earlier just walk along (unless you are being chased) ................................................................................................. Key Notes ......... * Always wear gloves * Don,t make the place a tip * Don,t leave the window or door open * Always plan how you are going to this a few days ahead * If you think there is an alarm don,t bother as it,s better safe than sorry. * Knock or ring to see if the yuppie is in * Don,t spend to long in the house, set yourself a time limit * Never do this in your own neighbourhood ................................................................................................. ........................ Stealing from the libary ........................ ................................................................................................. I know what you are thinking what geek wants to go stealing books from a libary. But the libary let you loan out cd,s and videos for those who have never walked into one. Here,s what you have to do:- Before you go into the libary think of a fake name and address but don,t do some name or address that does,nt sound right or is stupid like:- Barry Buttocks 123 Cd Players Street Nottingham Nt1 2ab Also create a signature to go with the name. Once you have thought of about it try and memorise it. Now go into the libary and as for a form for a libary card. Fill in the form with the fake address and name and then the fake signature, if you forget the address or anything whilst doing just right another name or address. Give the form to libary and then wait for your libary card. When you get it you can get started. Look around the libary and look for some books or stuff that you really want. The libary will allow you to take out a certain amount of books and stuff at a time so ask how many before you make your selection. Once you have got the stuff you want go to the till and treat it how you would normally borrow books and stuff. Now leave and keep the stuff forever and get rid of the stupid card. You can also do this at Blockbuster and other places where you can rent things. Thats it from me and look out for other text files of mine E-Mail-T0SPolice@hotmail.com The 0 in T0S is a ZERO =-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------= 3. The Death Penalty ******************** One night I was just chillin and listenning to the Art Bell radio show (for info, check out www.artbell.com) and he was talking about, you guessed it, the Death Penalty. So I desided to write this article. I believe that murders should be sent to death, BUT there are some exceptions. It must be an open and shut case. Everyone must be 100% sure that the murder did kill the person. I don't want to send an innocent person to death. (i.e. they have the killings on tape cuz of a camera, and get a good view of the killer) Also, the person must have meant to kill the person, and it wasn't an accident. And, the person must have known what they were doing (i.e. they weren't hypnotized) And the killer can only be sent to death if he's killed at least 3 ppl. That means if some guy goes out and blows up a building and kills 100+, he is sentenced to death (after a FAIR trial) but if some guy finds out that his wife is cheating on him and goes out and kills her and her lover, he doesn't get sentenced to death, but to life in prison. Here's more or less how it should be. 1 Person Dead - 25 years in prison (parol in 23) 2 People Dead - Life in prison (parol in 40) 3 People Dead - Death Kind of like 3 Strikes and you are out. Also, if the person goes to jail of killing 1 person, and they kill another prisonner, he is sentenced to death. If they Kill 1 person and then, while in jail, they Kill a prison guard, they are sentenced to death. Now, on the the reason WHY. The justice system is totally Fucked up (mostly in America) The Prisons are over crowded with killers. Also in a couple years, they are release and can go out and kill again. (some don't, but most do) The bible says, "An Eye For An Eye" and this is just enforcing that. Also, If the murderer chooses, his body could be "given" to science. The murderer is kept alive and used for tests, but the tests *MIGHT* be painful so it's up to the murderer. If the Murderer is sentenced to death, he has his choice of the way he wants to die (well, within limits, he can't ask to have a heart attack while having sex with a beautiful woman (although, that's probably the way I would like to go) and he can't ask to die of old age) Some people say that if someone killed someone but shoting them in the head, the killer should be shot in the head. This is a good idea, BUT is completely uncivilized and just plain wrong. I think that it would scare criminals, but it is cruel. I have more opinions on $hit, look for more articles coming soon. These topics include: Internet Censorship, Legalizing Drugs, Bat-Boy, UFO and Government Cover-ups, Lake Monsters, and more penalties about Crimes. =-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------= 4. Bio Numeric's Guide to Cottots By: Bio Numeric ********************************* Introduction : Although the concept of privately owned payfones is almost a constant in the Untied States Many Phreakers don't realize how easy it truly is to take advantage of the oh so many bugs and glitches in these types of systems. Cottots are just that, they are basically privately owned payfones with many errors and bugs in the toll system with these bugs and a little bit of knowledge any phreaker and make any call to just about anywhere in the world. Cottos Look just like normal Bell or Bell South payfones ( all depending on where you live ) They operate on the same system but they have some differences for one they have extra buttons on them like re-dial , next call , air port, taxi and a bunch of others to total nine . Also cottots have are usually blue and have a red sign with a blue fone on it somewhere around the cottot ( yuck bad choice of colors if you ask me ). In this phile i hope to explain how phreakers either non-experienced or experienced can make calls off of cottots . But before i start this phile i would like to dedicate it to ; Mandy and Little Foot (A.K.A Buffy ) Method # 1 ( 800 method ): Getting free calls out of cottots is very easy , this method of getting free calls only requires a brain and an 800 number . First call up any toll free number except 1-800-555-1212 or 1-800-555-1111 or any other BELL operated DIAL UPS. Now get this person off the line as quick as possible you might want to say something rude to get them off or usually if you say nothing they will hang up to . Once you have them off the line you should get another dial tone , simply call the number you want to call. Let me explain what is going on here , the cottot's billing record only records that you called an 800 number so to him and the fone your call is free . But when they get the services charge from their provider it's a different story the provider sees that two dial tones where made and two calls where made so the owner has to write off the call as lost revenue . Method #2 ( the op ) : Ok this method of obtaining free calls from cottots simply dial 0 and wait It should take awhile before an operator picks up . When she picks up follow this script as best as you can ; ME: ME Op: Operator Op: Hello operator ME: Operator Op: yes can i help you ME: I'm the operator can i help you make a call mam/sir ( whatever applies ) Op: I'm the operator ME: No i am OP: Ok whatever click ( hangs up ) Once again you want to get her off the line in a funny way once you have done this if the operator is stupid you will be able to get another dial tone . Method # 3 (charging to credit cards ) Ok this method requires a someone's credit card number and expire date dial 0+NPA+EXCHANGE+number ex ( 0-519-624-4535 ) and then wait this will transfer you to the automatic billing service only one person can use this so it might be slow . Once you have done this press one for English now enter the credit card number then expire date then hit pound (ex . 5468975632156780202# ( this is not valid )) and your call will be connected. Method #4 ( paying for your call ( well kind of ): Put in 25 cents into the fone make a local call when you are done let the other person hang up when he/she hangs up you will get another dial tone so you can dial another number . This file was written by : Bio Numeric of Phreakers Haven http://www.deathsdoor.com/stalgar EOF =-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------= 5. Car Crash Excuses ********************* The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. (I put this in cuz I just finished watching the movie Crash, I was going to review it, but it was really fucked up!) * Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. * The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions. * I thought my windows was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it. * I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. * A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. * A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. * The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. * In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. * I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. * I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident. * I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. * As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. * To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. * My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. * An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished. * I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull. * I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. * The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him. * I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car. * The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. * I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. * The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end. =-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------= 6..........................AOL Secrets.................................................. ............................. by ....................................................... ...........................ISP POLICE................................................... Asking AOL for the access Yes, it's true. AOL just hands out guide access to anyone. However, you have to meet their strict set of requirements to be considered for the position. Here they are: - You must be 18 years of age or older and have proof - You must not have a TOS violation record - You have to have been an AOL member for at least 6 months. - You must know quite a lot about AOL (so you can help people out) Do you meet the requirements? Didn't think so... still, if you know someone who does, tell them to apply at this keyword. aol://4344:20.tlaapp1.125506.492637725 To make your name come up cool in an IM: Type about 1½ lines of text. Then highlight the text and click your right mouse button. Then Justification and choose Full. Send it. If you don't have a space in your name it will make your name have big spaces between each letter. If you do have a space in your name then it will make half of it on one line and the other halp on the next line. StrikeThrough Put in something before the sentence you want to StrikeThrough. (tested with aol40) IMs OFF Go to send an instant message. Type in $IM_OFF where a member name would normally go. Click Available. IMs ON Type in $IM_ON and click available Punting When you punt someone it causes their computer to freeze or have an error so they have to shut down. To do this send a messege to whoever you want to punt. Type in:

Keep typing this in and send it. You'll have to send it until they're off and fast or you might get kicked off. Sending Empty Text To send empty text in an IM just type in or

and click send. Now I have learned you can just hit space once and click send Letters that spell out slowly Just put in front of every letter. Letters that hop Use for this. example: hello Sending Links To send a link to a web page through IMs type WHATEVER (This is to click on) IM Cloning First of all, cut and paste the person's name in to your im message box. Then, change the color of the person's name from RED to BLUE. Then press enter 8 times in front of the name, and type the message after the person's name. Finally press send. -LPSxPr1nCe IM FREEZE

Sending Links: (aol4.0) < A href="http://yoururl.com">Click On Rolling the Dice: When in the chat room press //roll and the online host will show that you rolled dice and what the number was. You could also do //roll dice 10 - sides 10 Sending Empty Text: to send a blank line press space bar then press Alt and 0160(side keypad)release alt then press enter.(submitted by Con Naja) Bust into a Private Chat 1) 3.0 Users: Goto GOTO, EDIT GOTO MENU 4.0 Users: Goto FAVORITES, EDIT SHORTCUTS 2) Delete everything in columb 1 3) Enter in whatever you want for the first blank 4) Type in aol://2719:2-2-(PRIVATE ROOM NAME) for the second blank 5) Press SAVE 6) Keep pressing CONTROL 1 untill you get into the chat room - Submitted by SUB Members Room Bust: Go to a room, click List Chats, click Member Rooms, click Find Room by Name, type the room name, click find, highlight the room, hold enter. This doesn't kick anyone out of the room, instead it tries to enter the room at a VERY fast rate, and it get the next available space in the room. The number of tries per second/minute depends on your connection. ASCII Code These are some wierd characters you can put into chat rooms. You will need to hit space then alt and type in the numbers on the keypad. (THE ONE TO THE RIGHT) and release alt. â ................................ 131 ä ................................ 132 à ................................ 133 å ................................ 134 á ................................ 160 ª ................................ 166 Ä ................................ 142 Å ................................ 143 ß ................................ 225 ç ................................ 135 Ç ................................ 128 é ................................ 130 ë ................................ 137 ê ................................ 136 è ................................ 138 É ................................ 144 ï ................................ 139 î ................................ 140 ì ................................ 141 í ................................ 161 £ ................................ 156 ñ ................................ 164 Ñ ................................ 165 ô ................................ 147 ö ................................ 148 ò ................................ 149 ó ................................ 162 Ö ................................ 153 § ................................. 21 ü ................................ 129 û ................................ 150 ù ................................ 151 ú ................................ 163 Ü ................................ 154 ÿ ................................ 152 æ ................................ 145 Æ ................................ 146 ¥ ................................ 157 ® .............................. 03246 © ............................... 0169 ¦ ............................... 9658 ¢ ................................ 155 ¿ ................................ 168 ¡ ................................ 173 ¼ ................................ 172 ½ ................................ 171 ¾ ............................... 0190 ² ................................ 253 « ................................ 174 » ................................ 175 þ ............................... 0254 Þ ............................... 0222 ¤ ................................. 15 µ ................................ 230 ± ................................ 241 ÷ ................................ 246 ° ................................ 248 º ................................ 167 · ................................ 250 Chat Sounds {S gotmail.... makes the voice go off that says "you have mail" {S im.... makes the instant message noise {S buddyin.... noise when buddy signs on {S buddyout.... noise when buddy logs off {S goodbye.... "goodbye" {S welcome.... "welcome" {S drop.... sound of a drop {S systemstart.... sound computer makes when it logs onto windows {S sytemexit.... sound of computer when you shut down {S filedone.... "files done" Punt Through Mail Punting through mail To punt someone through mail just type

many times and send it. When the person opens it their computer will freeze. BCC BCC (blind carbon capy) is something in which you can send out many mails but people who read it can only see their name. Open mail and type in the To:(). Then in the CC put the screen name in brackets().Eg TO:() CC:(JohnDoe) RainBow Mail To make a "rainbow email" type as many of the background codes into your body text as you want. I.E. 
, 
then 

 

MAILBOMB (no prog) 
To mail bomb without a prog, First go into prerefrences and go to mail. Cick off "Confirm 
mail after sent" and "Close mail after sent" Then go to compose mail and enter in anything
then click send once. Then hit the space bar ALOT of times it will send a bunch of times. 


Deleting a Mail Bomb Quickly
You highlight the top mail and hold the SHIFT key and then click on the bottom mail mail you
want to delete, now all your mails are highlighted, just click on the delete button - Raben84


MAIL CRASH (AOL 4.0)
(AOL 4.0 ONLY) If you insert a background picture with a name of more than 255 characters,
and send it. The reciever's computer will crah when they open it. - PR0PHECY X



Step 1: Creating a TAB. 

The easiest way to create a TAB is to copy the space between the colon (:) in your name and 
where your text starts in a chat room. That small space is a tab. Highlight that space and 
use EDIT/COPY(CONTROL C) to copy it into the buffer. Or, you can use Windows Notepad, or any 
word processor. MAC USER NOTE: There is another slight complication in the creation of your 
profile. You also need to copy a carriage return to paste into your profile screen. 


Step 2: Editing the Profile 

A. Go to keyword: PROFILE 
B. Now, you are ready to change your profile. 
C. New Categories. PC: To add a new Category, go to the end of one of the current categories.
   Press Control-Backspace .one time. A little box will appear. This is a good thing... now, 
   type the colon : and paste one tab after the colon (SHIFT-INSERT or go up to EDIT and run 
   down to PASTE). Now, type in the answer to the category. Mac: To add a new Category, go to
   the end of one of the current categories. Paste a carriage return. (A copied ENTER keypress).
   Type the colon : and paste one tab after the colon. Now, type in the answer to the category. 
D.You can keep adding categories to the same line until you use up all the spaces available. 
E. When that line is full, move to the next line. :-) 


Getting a free account with AOL
	This was something that i sussed out about AOL 4.0 when i was watching "MOTD" one 
night. In AOL 4.0 There is a file in the directory C:AOL4.0I/IDB/MAIN.IDX on this it stores 
the password and some other bits and bobs. When u sign up to AOL using AOL 4.0 it will ask 
u for your password once so u don,t have to type in the password everytime u sign on. Pritty 
handy?? If u get this file off someone else computer who is using AOL and it replace it with 
your main.idx file in threoy it should give u access to there account. 

So here is what u basically do:
Go round to person house (he must have AOL4.0) and go on his computer and say that u need to
gets some files off his computer because u havin problems with your computer, or u wait for 
him to bugger off. If transfer the file through flopy disk u will need up to 3 disks, or u 
could use winzip in to compress the file in which u will only need two disks. Once u have 
done go back home on to your computer make a backup of your "main.idx" file. Then put the 
file on the disk to C:AOL4.0/IDB/MAIN.IDX and u should get a free internet account!!


Fake Accounts  (credit card fraud)
        Fake accounts are nice little gems to be able to make; however, they can also get
you in a bit of trouble. Before you consider getting yourself into credit card
fraud, consider this:

        1. Credit card fraud is a felony (when over $200 in charges)
        2. It's not entirely safe; you CAN be caught
        3. Your account won't actually be "free", it will be charged to someone else

         Many of the steps you have to take may seem a bit
excessive, but such is the price of free AOL (heh). If u are going to do this
read it all. Because u could easily make a critical mistake


        1.  Get ahold of a valid credit card number somehow.  This card will
be the main card, which will not be billed to.  If you screw up, the card may
actually get a small bill, but as long as you take the proper precautions,
you can avoid being stuck with that bill.  You will need to know this card's
number, expiration date, bank name, and maybe the city, state, and zipcode, 
but it the UK just type it rubbish and except it. Without these, AOL won't be 
able to properly verify the card and will tell you that the card
is invalid.  It's also helpful to know if the card is a credit or debit card.
To be able to know all of this information, the card will have to be in your
local area or you will have to know something about the owner of the card and
actually have it in your hand.  
        
        2.  Download a credit card generator.  I reccomend CMASTER.  Do a
search for it on the net, and make sure you get at least version 3 or above.

        3.  Unzip the generator and run it.  Find the extrapolate option
inside it.  Type in your card number and have the program print the new
(extrapolated) cards into a file.

        4.  Find an AOL disk that doesn't have your name or address attached
to it, and is no way associated with you, your workplace, your school, etc.
This is a vital security item.  AOL disks are everywhere, so you shouldn't
have too much trouble finding one.  Make sure that it also comes with its
packaging which has the free trial account and password.  Return home.

       5.  Reinstall AOL off the disk you got.  Log on as a new user with
the free trial account.  Click on the type of credit card the main card is.
Choose its pay-mode, whether credit or debit (credit lets you go under $0
but has interest, debit won't let you go under $0 but doesn't have interest),
then type in the number and expiration date.  Enter the city, state and zip
code of the original card, along with the correct bank name.  Make up a name
and address, and make them something that sounds believable.  Hit ok.  If AOL
asks you whether or not you agree to their Terms of Service, congrats, you've
made it, you have a free account!  If instead it tells you that you have an
invalid cc#, try again with a different number.

        6.  Enjoy your AOL account.  Some safety tips to make your free AOL
account even safer:  

1) When AOL starts to dial up the 800 number to find you
some local access numbers, hit cancel and enter in your old numbers from your
other copy of AOL.  The reason for this is because when you dial an 800
number, the people who run it know exactly who you are because they use the
same type of advanced "caller ID" system the phone company itself has.  

2) Have the modem dial *67 before dialing into AOL, just in case.  Look in the
options menu, where it says "dial something to disable call waiting?". 

3) In the UK u must 141 in front of the dial up number 

 4) If possible, use a neighbor's line (you can literally just hook a modem into
the gray box on the side of their house and use their line) or a payphone to
log onto AOL.  I know, nobody will do this, but if you did, you would be
literally unstoppable.  If you don't have the skills to do that, then a close
second is logging on with someone else's phone line (use the guest logon),
such as a friend's, relative's, school's or work's line.  

5)  Don't brag about what you've done to ANYONE.  Don't say anything at all.  
Yes, they may very well monitor just exactly what you say when you're using a fake
account like this.  It takes someone with a lot of brains to be able to do something like
this and an even larger amount to pull it off.  

6)  Cancel the account before the trial membership is up, ALWAYS.  This will save you 9
    times out of 10, believe me.  

7)  Try to keep the personal mail down to a minimum so that AOL won't be able to get any 
    leads from that.
  
Chat Room Abrevations

BRB - Be Right Back
BBL - Be Back Later
IRL - In Real Life
AFK -  Away From The Keyboard
STFU - Shut The Fuck Up
IM -  Instant Message
WTF -  What The Fuck
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
PR - Private Room
DL - DownLoad
AOL -  America Online
OTT - Over the top


Thats it from me and look out for other text files of mine

E-Mail-T0SPolice@hotmail.com
The 0 in T0S is a ZERO

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7. Free Pop at the Movies
*************************

	I thought up this scam while I was at the movie (well, duh!)
I wanted a pop (forgot to bring one) and I didn't feel like spending
$4 on one. So here's what you do.

	Go over to the trash can and when no one is looking, grab an
empty cup. Most Theaters offer free refills so all you have to do is
(this is important) WASH THE CUP (some people forget that part) and 
go up to the counter and ask for a refill. Also, you should get a 
new straw. 

	If the theatre you are in doesn't give free refills, all you
have to do if take the empty cup and poke a small hole in the bottom.
Go to the washroom and splash water on yourself. Then go to the counter
and ask for a new drink cuz of the hole. This works best when you have
a jacket on, so you can take it off after so you don't look like you
spilled something.

	Most people just bring a can of pop to the theatre so, this 
article is pretty much useless. Here's a tip, If you want sneak a 
pop in, the best thing to do is bring a jacket and put it in your 
sleave, or inside coat pocket. That's good for the winter, but what
about summer? Well, wear Jeans and put a pop can and the top of one
of the pockets in the front and then cover it with your t-shirt. 
Chicks can also stuff their bras with pop cans, but if you do that
don't try to sneak in cold drinks, your breasts WILL freeze.

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8. Dead Isn't Always Dead: Part 4
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	Jim got back to Meg's grave in time to hear the clock tower off
in the distance, strike 12. He counted along with the bells.

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	12

	Jim took a deep breath and looked around and listenned.
	Silence. Stillness
	Everthing was the same. Nothing happenned.
	Jim breathed a sign of relief.
	"I guess I was wrong. Nothing happens at midnight on Halloween
in a graveyard" Jim thought to himself.
	Then, he heard it.
	It sounded like a moan. It came from behind him.
	Jim turned and stared into the darkness. He saw nothing out of
the ordinary. Just tombstones.
	"Maybe it was my imagination" He thought. Jim was starting to 
believe that but then he heard it again, but this time, it sounded
a bit closer.
	Jim stod up as his eyes searched the graveyard, but they found
nothing. Jim was becoming scared.
	Jim heard it again, and it was definately getting closer. Jim
started to back away from the noise and Meg's tombstone. Jim's heart
was going a mile a minute.
	Jim heard the moan again, and this time he also heard footsteps
coming towards him. He looked down the path and saw a shadow moving 
towards him.
	He backed away a bit more, and suddenly he felt like he was 
falling and then everything went black.

			To Be Continued . . . . . 

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9.News
*******

Forget Y2K prepare for the Solar Maximum
September 1, 1999, CNN
By Robin Lloyd

	(CNN) -- A few days ago, a handful of satellites in space watched the sun
spit up an unusually high-energy flux of X-rays followed by what could have been
an Earth-menacing cloud of charged particles. 
	The solar flare fell into the most powerful category of electromagnetic
radiation, and the burp that followed, called a coronal mass ejection, had the
potential to disrupt power grids on Earth and kill astronauts 
	Luckily, it was pointed the wrong way and ended up just glancing the planet.
No troubles were reported. 
	But the event portends the upcoming "solar maximum" -- a fickle wave of
even more energetic solar flares and ejections that could disrupt radio
communications for pilots, blow out transformers and power grids and deliver 
lethal radiation doses to humans in space. 
	"We are certainly at the part of the sun's cycle where flares are popping 
off more frequently and affecting us more frequently," said David Hathaway, a 
solar physicist at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center in Alabama. 
	Solar maximums, about as predictable as a child's moods, occur about every
11 years. The next one will peak in mid-2000 and last for a year or two, Hathaway said. 
	Flares and ejections like the high-energy burst on Saturday are expected
daily during the maximum. The question is, which ones will be aimed at Earth and
which ones will pass by leaving the planet unperturbed? In the past few months,
one or two ejections sped toward Earth but were too weak to cause any trouble. 
	The last solar maximums peaked in 1980 and 1990. The upcoming maximum could
bring about far more damage and disruption at least in space because there simply
is more stuff there to harm due to the recent boom in the commercial satellite industry. 
	NASA also has more satellites in orbit than ever before as it moves from
big-budget missions to more frequent, smaller budget satellites and spacecraft with 
less ambitious objectives closer to Earth and the sun. 
	'A billion tons of matter moving a million miles per hour'
       Saturday's solar flare was picked up by NOAA weather satellites and lasted
just a few minutes. 
	The flares can cause problems, as they drop X-rays into Earth's atmosphere, 
changing its electrical field and the propagation of radio waves in it. 
	That means pilots of jets and other planes may be unable to reach the frequency
they need for landing and other navigational information, said Ron Zwickl, assistant
director for NOAA's Space Environment Center in Boulder. 
	The ejection associated with Saturday's flare had the potential to affect even
more people had it been aimed at Earth, Hathaway said. 
	The coronal burp that followed the flare was observed by NASA's Solar and 
Heliospheric Observatory, or SOHO, satellite, orbiting around a gravitational balance
point between the sun and Earth. 
	Ejections are composed mainly of ionized hydrogen gas but it's the weight and 
speed of the wave that makes it so dangerous. It takes a few days for such waves to 
reach Earth. 
	"One way to think of it is that it's a billion tons of matter moving at a million
miles an hour," Hathaway said. "They are big beasts. For the sun, it's a small hiccup. 
But for the Earth it's a big event. 
	The ejections cause shifts in the Earth's magnetic field that can send surges
through power lines than can take out transformers and circuit breakers. Ejections 
of that magnitude could occur once every two months on average during the maximum,
Zwickl said. 
	With enough warning time, power companies can redistribute power to mitigate 
the surges and flight operators can try to turn satellites out of harm's way. 
	The trouble is that there is a third type of energy associated with flares and
ejections that also can cause problems -- energetic waves of protons and alpha particles
that follow about eight minutes after the flare. They reach Earth an hour or two later
and can harm solar panels used to power satellites in space. 
	That leaves little warning time to prevent such events. 
	In some cases, all three energy waves reach Earth at once, backed up like a
logjam and then pushed over the edge by the ejection, Zwickl said. 
	"When it hits, the worst can happen all at once. During the largest event, all
of them can occur at the same time: radiation and geomagnetic activity," he said. 

	Improved prediction would help

	Scientists hope to improve their ability to predict the energetic waves and
coronal mass ejections because they can literally kill astronauts, especially those
beyond Earth's atmosphere and heading toward the moon or Mars. 
	The ability to detect the flares and ejections is there, but scientists currently
lack the ability to predict how damaging they will be. 
	"All you can say now is sort of like a storm coming in. You can tell them
there's a storm coming but you can't predict all the effects of it. You just
know the problems increase and the potential is there," Zwickl said. 
	athaway said he enjoys watching the sun do its thing as it approaches its
maximum activity period. 
	It's just a reminder that it isn't a boring object sitting in the middle of our
solar system," he said, "but a very active beast that acts up occasionally." 
  
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10. Top Ten
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  Top Ten Ways to Make a Free Call (without breaking the law)

10. Use your "friends" calling card
 9. Use your Parents phone
 8. Use your "friends" phone
 7. Call From Work (someone else´s office)
 6. Call From School (the phone in the office)
 5. Use a hotel´s Curtesy phone ("Yeah, just bill it to room 69")
 4. Use a Curtesy phone at a Bell CO (usually at the HQ)
 3. Use a phone at a store/Bar, tell´em it´s a local call.
 2. Make a collect call and bill to someone else (third party billing)
 1. Use the calling card your parents gave you (free for you) 

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11. Jokes
*********

What's This? What's That?
*************************
A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, "What's that?"
The mom answers, "A vagina."
And the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?"
And the mom answers, "As soon as you grow up."
Then the little girl goes up to her dad and asks, "What's that?"
And the dad answers, "A penis."
So the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?"
And the the dad answers, "As soon as your mom goes to work."


I Need A Fix
************
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed by and the girl
mumbled, "Please, sir, give me some money for a fix."
The man answers, astonished, "Good heavens! But, how old are you, little girl?"
"I'm eight, sir."
"Oh, my God, and how long have you been into drugs?"
"Since I was raped, sir, when I was four."
"RAPED?! And who raped you, little girl?"
"I don't remember, I was drunk."


Useless
*******
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified
to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house,
her husband stopped her with these words:
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about...
Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired,
I offered her a ride.
She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast
you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes
you didn't wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never
wore even once because the color didn't suit you.
Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you
don't fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked,
"Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?"
"And so, here we are!"


Missing
*******
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor
to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested,
"Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth,
and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants HIM back?"


I Had Sex With My English teacher!
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A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother
notices that he's got a big smile on his face.
She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father
when he gets home."
Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch.
Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had
sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head
out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking
for."
"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is
killing me."

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12. Left Over Shit
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