Yep, we did it.  We finally managed to get a phone line installed and even the phone company themselves don't know where it is!

What's great about this is that they'll believe any address we tell them.  We could probably give them the address for their own precinct without them catching on and we'd have all kinds of fun pranking them and having them trace it to themselves.

We could open up a 911 pranking service and charge people to come over and make anonymous calls to the cops.  We could do all kinds of childish and irresponsible things, none of which we would have come up with without the inspiration of this letter.