How Parents Spy on Their Children

by Demonologist

I was shopping in my local store and I saw a piece of software which in huge letters screams "WARNING!  THE INTERNET CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR KIDS!"

I was vaguely amused until I saw what it claimed it could do: "Pop it in!  Click it on!  Watch what your kids are watching!  No Setup Required - No Password - No Computer Skills Required."  I had to see this.  So, how is this software supposed to work?  Does it flash a message in huge letters: "KEEP THE COMPUTER IN THE FAMILY ROOM SO YOU CAN LOOK OVER THEIR SHOULDER ONCE IN A WHILE!" or what?  Oh, and it's Windows 95/98 only.  But don't worry, a Macintosh version is in the works according to www.computerconcepts.com (the company) and www.toughcop.com (the sales site).  Or you can call 1-800-311-3114 to order it.

Bo Dietl is a former New York cop who now runs his own investigations firm at www.bodietl.com.  His firm's motto: "Street Smart.  World Wise."  Yeah, right!

So I wasted $19.95 and took it home, followed the easy three page insert on how to put a CD in the drive (a lesson in stupidity all by itself, complete with instructions on how to turn on the computer and how to eject a CD tray) and waited to see what would happen.  It launched itself with a cheesy graphic, then a dialog box offered to let me search my whole computer or just the most recent files, and warned that it would take from "seconds to several minutes."  After ten minutes I aborted and the working screen came up.  I could view every graphic it found (but not audio or video) and I could view every file in which the program found dirty words.  And I could press the D key or click a Delete icon and the suspect image or text file would be erased.  Dumb.

Note that One Tough Computer Cop doesn't leave itself installed.  Insert CD, run program.  While running it dumps itself into C:\Windows\Temp.  Exit program, it deletes itself and makes all your CD drives eject themselves automatically.  The idea is that parents can "check" on their kids without leaving evidence.  The concept is scary but the execution is flawed.

One of the first files it flagged with dirty text was my Netscape e-mail.  Think of a confused parent deleting that!  Ouch!  But don't worry, the confused parent can call tech support at 1-900-225-0100 which charges a mere $2.99 per minute after the first three minutes!  No wonder the interface sucks.

The program ripped through my cache and found lots of nastiness.  Assault, murder, bomb, sex...  Yes, folks, www.cnn.com is a purveyor of horror and smut to innocent minds.

One Tough Computer Cop limits itself to the following file types: DOC, GIF, HTM, HTML, HTX, JPE, JPEG, JPG, PNG, RTE, TXT, WP, and WPD.  It does have one little trick; it searches "deleted" files in the Recycle Bin.

Escape Method One:  Name your stuff a different suffix.

Escape Method Two:  ZIP or otherwise archive it.

Escape method Three:  Put it on removable media.

Oh, and remember to empty the Recycle Bin and empty your Netscape and Internet Explorer cache, and clear the Documents menu.

Sadly, the program has no ability to figure out if graphics are naughty.  That is left up to the parent, who can only surf through every graphics file on the machine forward or backward, one at a time.  I forced myself to go through a hundred or so of these.  I envision thousands of terrified parents spending hours in front of the computer clicking frenziedly away.

Yes, and text searches pull up the common two letter words: bj and bl (the latter for "boy love") and the three letter words: sin, gat, kkk, lsd, izm, pot, kif, cum, pcp, tit, ona, thc, tnt, rdx, and gun.  (But not and, of course.)  Just in case the parents don't know what the flagged word means, they can open a handy definition window to access the built-in dictionary.

Most of this can be done with a program built into Windows 95/98.  Explorer -> Find All Files.  Search by file suffix (and use Internet Explorer for viewing graphics files) or search by file contents for whatever nasty keyword the parent can think up.

One Tough Computer Cop searches for 784 keywords at once... and here they are, extracted from CCOP.EXE with that hard-to-find hacking tool Microsoft Word.  Misspellings are from the original.  The list is quite an education in itself... and to think that they're distributing this smut all over the United States!

One positive note: hacker isn't on this list.  Yet.

Terms pedophiles may use include:

CAN WE MEET SOMEWHERE
COME OVER MY
COME OVER TO MY
COME TO MY
DO NOT LET ANYBODY KNOW
DO NOT LET ANYONE KNOW
DO NOT TELL
DON'T FEEL RIGHT
DON'T LET ANYBODY KNOW
DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW
DON'T TELL
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
GET TOGETHER
GET TO KNOW YOU
HANG OUT
HOMOSEXUAL
I LOVE YOU
I WANT YOU
KEEP THIS A SECRET
LIKE MEN
LOVE BOYS
LOVE GIRLS
LOVE MEN
LOVING BOYS
MAKE LOVE
MAKELOVE
MEET ME
MEET SOMETIME
MEET SOME WHERE
MEET YOU
NO ONE CAN KNOW
OUR SECRET
PRIVATE PARTS
PRIVATES
RELATIONSHIP
SECRET
SEND ME A COUPLE PICTURES
SEND ME A FEW PICTURES
SEND ME A PICTURE
SEND ME SOME PICTURES
STRANGER
TOUCH YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE
WANT A PICTURE
WANT SOME PICTURES
WEIRD

Words for "marijuana" include:

BABAZEE
BROCCOLI
BUDDA
BULLYON
CANIBUS
CANNIBUS
CESS
CHEEBA
CHIBA
CHOCOLATE THAI
CHRONIC
DJAMBA
DUBAGE
ENDO
ESRA
HASH
HEMP
HOMEGROWN
HYDRO
IZM
KIND BUD
KUTCHIE
MARY JANE
POT
PRETENDICA
RASTA WEED
REEFER
SATIVA
SHMAGMA
SNUFF
YERBA

ABADDON..........................Demon of the bottomless pit 
ABBEY OF THELEMA.................Satanism teachings 
ACID.............................Slang for hallucinogenic LSD 
AEROSOL PROPELLANT...............Used for making bombs 
AFTERSHOCK.......................An alcoholic beverage 
AGONY............................Very great pain 
ALCOHOL..........................A depressant drug 
ALCOHOLIC........................Sufferer of alcoholism 
ALCOHOLICS.......................Sufferers of alcoholism 
ALCOHOLISM.......................Compulsive consumption of alcohol in excess 
AMARETTO.........................Liquor 
AMATOL...........................A powerful explosive 
AMEBA............................Satanism Celtic rituals 
AMPHETAMINES.....................Drug used to increase alertness and reduce sleep 
AMPING...........................A cocaine high 
ANADROL..........................Oral steroid 
ANAL.............................Of or near the anus 
ANATROFIN........................Used in making a bomb 
ANAVAR...........................A steroid 
ANIMAL SACRIFICE.................Animal offering to a deity 
ANUS.............................Rectum 
ARCHFIEND........................Satan 
ARSON............................The crime of purposely setting fire to property 
ARYAN............................Used to mean of non-jewish descent 
ASSAULT..........................A beating; type of gun 
ASSHOLE..........................A derogatory reference to a person 
ASSHOLES.........................A derogatory reference to persons 
ASSMUNCH.........................A derogatory reference to a person
AUTONEPIOPHILIA..................Sexually aroused by dressing as an infant 
AZIDES...........................A compound containing the monovalent group N3

BACARDI..........................Puerto Rican rum 
BALLER...........................Sells variety of drugs 
BAPHOMET.........................Satanic drawing of a goats head 
BARBITURATES.....................Used as sedative or to induce sleep 
BARBS............................Downers; reds 
BASTARD..........................A person regarded w/contempt or hatred; vulgar usage 
BAZULCO..........................Cocaine 
BEAT.............................To hit repeatedly 
BEELZEEBUB.......................Satan 
BEEMERS..........................Crack 
BEER.............................Alcoholic beverage 
BESTIALITY.......................Sexual relations between a person and an animal
BHANG............................Marijuana - Indian term 
BICHO............................Penis
BIOTCH...........................Bitch
BISEXUAL.........................Person that fornicates with both men and women 
BITCH............................A malicious, ill tempered woman 
BJ...............................Slang for fellatio
BL...............................Pedophile slang for boy love
BLACK MASS.......................Satanic ritual 
BLACKJACK........................Gambling game also called 21
BLACKPOWDER......................Black hash ground into powder
BLACKS...........................Reference to African Americans
BLADE............................Razor
BLAST............................Explosion 
BLASTED..........................Intoxicated or high on drugs
BLASTING POWDER..................Used in bomb making
BLITZED..........................Drunk
BLOOD CLOT.......................Derogatory term with which to reference someone
BLOODS...........................Gang 
BLOODY...........................Covered or stained with blood
BLOW.............................Cocaine; to inhale cocaine; fellatio 
BLOW JOB.........................The act of fellatio 
BLOW JOBS........................The act of fellatio
BLOWJOB..........................The act of fellatio 
BLOWJOBS.........................The act of fellatio
BLUNT............................Cigar split open and filled with marijuana
BLUNTED..........................High/stoned
BLUNTS...........................Cigar split open and filled with marijuana 
BOLASTERONE......................Injectable steroid 
BOMB.............................A container filled with explosives; ecstasy
BOMBITA..........................Cocaine and heroin mixture 
BOMBS............................Containers filled with explosives
BONDAGE..........................Subjection to force or influence 
BONG.............................Cylindrical waterpipe for smoking narcotics; marijuana 
BOOB.............................Slang for breast 
BOOBS............................Slang for breasts
BOOF.............................Contraband concealed in the rectum 
BOOPS............................Slang for breasts
BOOZE............................Alcohol
BOPPERS..........................Drug, amyl nitrite
BOUBOU...........................Crack
BOXCUTTER........................Razor used for cutting boxes - used as a weapon
BOY DINNER.......................Slang for pedophile 
BOY EATER........................Slang for pedophile 
BOY FREAK........................Slang for pedophile
BOY HUNTER.......................Slang for pedophile 
BOY KISSER.......................Slang for pedophile
BOY LOVE.........................Slang for pedophile 
BOYS QUIRE.......................Pedophile slang 
BREAST...........................Female genitalia 
BREASTS..........................Female genitalia 
BREWS............................Beer 
BREWSKI..........................Beer
BRONCO BUSTER....................Slang for pedophile
BUD ICE..........................Beer
BUDWEISER........................Beer
BUMP.............................Small doses of drugs
BUMP AND GRIND...................Having sex 
BUTANA...........................Bitch
BUTT.............................Backside
BUTT FUCK........................Reference to anal sex 
BUTT FUCKER......................A derogatory referral to someone
BUTT FUCKERS.....................A derogatory referral to someone
BUTT FUCKING.....................The act of anal sex 
BUTTFUCKER.......................A derogatory referral to someone 
BUTTFUCKERS......................A derogatory referral to someone 
BUTTFUCKING......................The act of anal sex 

CABRON...........................Bastard
CABRONA..........................Bastard
CALL GIRL........................Prostitute
CALLGIRL.........................Prostitute
CARAJO...........................Damn 
CAT TRANQUILIZER.................The drug ketamine
CELTIC CROSS.....................Common symbol to many racist organizations
CHAMPAGNE........................Alcoholic beverage
CHANDOO..........................Opium
CHICKEN DINNER...................Slang for pedophile
CHICKEN EATER....................Slang for pedophile
CHICKEN FREAK....................Slang for pedophile 
CHICKEN HAWK.....................Slang for pedophile
CHICKEN HUNTER...................Slang for pedophile
CHICKEN KISSER...................Slang for pedophile
CHICKEN LOVE.....................Slang for pedophile 
CHICKEN QUEEN....................Slang for pedophile
CHILD ABUSE......................Child mistreatment
CHILD MOLESTATION................Self explanatory 
CHILD MOLESTER...................Pedophile 
CHINA CAT........................High potency heroin 
CIPHER...........................A group of individuals getting high
CLEAVAGE.........................The hollow between a woman's breasts
CLIMAX...........................An orgasm
CLIT.............................Short for clitoris, a female sexual organ 
COCAINE..........................Habit forming stimulant drug
COCK.............................Slang for penis 
COITUS...........................Sexual intercourse
COJONES..........................Testicles
COKE.............................Cocaine
COMMIE...........................Communist - leftist
CONDOM...........................Protective sheath for the penis used for sex
CONDOMS..........................Protective sheaths for the penis used for sex
CONO.............................Damn
CONTRABAND.......................Smuggled merchandise
CORDITE..........................A smokeless explosive 
CORONA...........................Beer
CRACK............................Cocaine prepared for smoking
CRACKHEAD........................Someone who smokes a lot of crack 
CRAMTONS.........................Reference to a female's genitalia 
CRANK............................Methamphetamine; amphetamine 
CRAPS............................Gambling - table game 
CRAZY HORSE......................Malt liquor 
CRISTAL..........................Champagne 
CROOKED I........................Malt liquor 
CROSS DRESSER....................The wearing of clothes worn by the opposite sex 
CROTCH...........................Place where legs fork from human body 
CULLING..........................A Satanic killing
CULO.............................Ass 
CULT.............................Quasi-religious group, often living in a colony 
CULTS............................Quasi-religious group, often living in a colony 
CUM..............................Orgasm; liquid lost during orgasm 
CUNNILINGUS......................Sexual activity involving oral contact w/female genitals 
CUNT.............................Vulva/vagina; term of hostility towards women 

DAGGA............................Marijuana - South African 
DAMA BLANCA......................Cocaine 
DATE RAPE........................Involuntary sexual intercourse with a date 
DEAD.............................No longer living 
DEATH............................No longer living 
DEEDA............................LSD 
DELATESTRYL......................Injectable steroid 
DEMONIAC.........................Possessed or influenced by a demon 
DEMONISM.........................Belief in the existence and powers of demons 
DEMORALIZE.......................To corrupt the morals of; deprave 
DESERT EAGLE.....................Hand gun 
DETONATOR........................A fuse for setting off explosives
DEVIL............................The chief evil spirit; demon 
DEWS.............................$10 worth of drugs 
DIABLO...........................LSD papers with the devil on it; devil 
DIANABOL.........................Veterinary steroid 
DICK.............................Slang for penis 
DIETHYLAMIDE.....................Used for bomb making 
DIHYDROLONE......................Injectable steroid 
DIKE.............................Derogatory term for a lesbian 
DILDO............................A device shaped like a penis used for sexual stimulator 
DIMBA............................Marijuana - W. Africa 
DIPPER...........................Phencyclidine or PCP 
DISCOVERY WEST...................Alleged anti-Christian group 
DO A LINE........................To inhale cocaine 
DOGGY STYLE......................Sex from behind or anal sex 
DOJA.............................Strong marijuana 
DOM P............................Champagne 
DOM PERIGNON.....................Champagne
DOOBIE...........................Joint 
DOOJEE...........................Heroin
DOPE.............................Heroin; marijuana; all drugs 
DOSE.............................LSD 
DOUBLE DOWN......................Gambling terminology 
DOWNERS..........................Depressant, tranquilizer, barbiturate, alcohol 
DRUGGIE..........................Slang for a person who uses a lot of illegal drugs 
DRUGGIES.........................Slang for persons who uses a lot of illegal drugs 
DRUNK............................Intoxication from alcohol; an alcoholic
DRUNKS...........................Derogatory name for persons who may drink excessively
DUST.............................Phencyclidine or PCP 
DUSTED...........................High on phencyclidine/PCP 
DUSTING..........................Adding phencyclidine/PCP to marijuana 
DUTCHIE..........................Cigars filled with marijuana 
DYKE.............................Slang for lesbian
DYMETHZINE.......................Injectable steroid

E&J..............................An alcoholic beverage
ECSTASY..........................Drug casing temporary feeling of overpowering joy 
EIGHTBALL........................1/8th ounce of drugs - crack or heroin 
EIGHTH...........................1/8th ounce of marijuana 
EJACULATE........................To eject or discharge semen 
EJACULATION......................A sudden ejection of seminal fluid
ELEPHANT TRANQUILIZER............Phencyclidine - PCP 
ENOLTESTOVIS.....................Injectable steroid 
EPHEBOPHILIA.....................Sexual attraction to teenage boys 
EQUIPOSE.........................Veterinary steroid (from a pregnant horses' urine) 
EROTIC...........................Arousing sexual feelings or desires 
EROTIC DANCER....................Person who dance in exotic manners for money 
EROTIC DANCERS...................Persons who dance in exotic manners for money 
ESPIONAGE........................The act of spying
EXACTO...........................Knife
EXHIBITIONISM....................The act of exposing body parts 
EXHIBITIONIST....................One who strips naked in front of many people
EXOTIC DANCER....................Person who dance in erotic manners for money 
EXOTIC DANCERS...................Persons who dance in erotic manners for money 
EXPLOSIVES.......................Having the nature of an explosion 

FAG..............................Derogatory slang for homosexual male
FAGGET...........................Derogatory term for a homosexual 
FAGGETS..........................Derogatory term for a homosexuals
FAGGOT...........................Derogatory term for a homosexual
FAGGOTS..........................Derogatory term for a homosexuals 
FAGS.............................Derogatory slang for a group of homosexual males
FATTY............................Fat joint
FELLATIO.........................Sexual activity involving oral contact with the penis 
FERTILIZER.......................Can be ingredient for making bombs 
FETISH...........................Nonsexual object, that abnormally excites erotic feelings
FETISHISM........................Nonsexual object, abnormally excites erotic feelings 
FIRE IT UP.......................Lighting a joint 
FIREARM..........................Gun 
FIREARMS.........................Guns
FIST FUCKING.....................Intercourse using fist rather than penis 
FISTFUCKING......................Intercourse using fist rather than penis 
FISTING..........................Sexual activity; fist is inserted into partners anus/vagina 
FLASHER..........................An exhibitionist 
FORNICATE........................Sexual activity 
FREEBASE.........................Smoking cocaine / crack
FUCK.............................To engage in sexual intercourse; a curse word 
FUCKED UP........................Stoned 
FUCKS............................To engage in sexual intercourse
FUSES............................Combined with combustible material used for setting off an explosive charge

G SPOT...........................Area in the vaginal wall when stimulated produces orgasm 
GAMBLING.........................To play games of chance for money or other stake 
GANG.............................A group of youths banded together for social reasons 
GANG BANG........................Rape by numerous attackers 
GANJA............................Marijuana - Jamaican 
GASH.............................Slang for marijuana or vagina 
GAT..............................Gun
GATO.............................Heroin
GENITAL..........................A reproductive organ; especially the external sexual organs 
GENOCIDE.........................The systematic killing of an entire group 
GET HIGH.........................Effects of drugs 
GET LIFTED.......................Effects of marijuana 
GET MY SWERVE ON.................To have sex 
GET OUR SWERVE ON................To have sex 
GET YOUR SWERVE ON...............To have sex 
GETTING BUSY.....................To have sex 
GIN..............................Alcohol
GLASSDICK........................Crack pipe 
GLOCK............................Hand gun 
GOLDEN SHOWER....................The act of urinating on someone 
GOLDSCHLAGER.....................Liquor 
GOMA.............................Opium; black-tar heroin 
GORE.............................Blood shed 
GRAND MASTER.....................Representing all traditional Satanists
GRASS............................Slang for marijuana
GROTTO...........................Local group of Satanists 
GROTTOS..........................Local groups of Satanists 
GUINNESS.........................Beer 
GUMA.............................Heroin needle 
GUN..............................Weapon or to inject a drug - marijuana cigarette
GYVE.............................Joint

HAIL HITLER......................White power
HALLUCINOGEN.....................Drugs that produce hallucinations 
HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS.............Drugs that produce hallucinations 
HALLUCINOGENS....................Drugs that produce hallucinations 
HAPPY POWDER.....................Cocaine 
HARD NUMBERS.....................Gambling term 
HARD ON..........................Slang for erect penis 
HARDCORE.........................Heavy drug user; pornography 
HASHISH..........................Drug made from resin of hemp - chewed or smoked 
HEIL HITLER......................White power slogan 
HEINEKEN.........................Beer 
HENNESSY.........................An alcoholic beverage 
HENNY............................Hennessy 
HEROIN...........................Addictive drug 
HEROINE..........................Addictive drug
HERON............................Addictive drug 
HIGH ROLLER......................Gambling for high stakes 
HIKORI...........................Peyote
HOMO.............................Derogatory term for a homosexual 
HONKEY...........................Slang for White person - hostility / contempt 
HONKIE...........................Slang for White person - hostility / contempt
HOOKER...........................Prostitute 
HOOTER...........................Breast
HOOTERS..........................Breasts
HORNY............................Sexually excited 
HOT ASS..........................Promiscuous female 
HOT BOX..........................To fill up a closed area with second-hand marijuana smoke 
HUSSY............................One of low morals
HYATARI..........................Peyote

IGNITE...........................Light up 
ILLICIT..........................Improper 
INFANT SACRIFICE.................Offering an infants life to a deity
INFANTILISM......................Sexually aroused by acting like an infant 
INHALE...........................Breath in 
INTERCOURSE......................The sexual joining of two individuals 
INTOXICATE.......................To get drunk 
INTOXICATED......................A drunken state 
INTOXICATES......................A beverage that gets a person drunk 
INVISIBLE EMPIRE.................Racist hate group 

JACK OFF.........................Masturbate 
JAGERMEIRSTER....................A liquor (misspelled)
JAGERMEIRTER.....................A liquor 
JAGERMIESTER.....................A liquor  (misspelled) 
JAKE.............................Police 
JERK OFF.........................Masturbate
JERKING OFF......................Masturbate
JERKING THE CHERKIN..............Masturbate 
JET FUEL.........................Phencyclidine or PCP 
JIMMY HAT........................Condom 
JIMMY HATS.......................Condoms 
JOCK HOLE........................Rectum 
JOINT............................Marijuana cigarette 
JOINTS...........................Marijuana cigarettes
JONESING.........................Need for drugs 
JU JU............................Marijuana cigarette 
JUNKIE...........................Addict 
JUVE.............................A young person

K BLAST..........................Hit of ketamine 
K HOLE...........................Periods of ketamine-induced confusion 
KAMA SUTRA.......................Ancient books of sexual instructions 
KAYA.............................Marijuana - N. Africa / Jamaica 
KBLAST...........................Hit of ketamine
KEG..............................Large container of beer
KID FRUIT........................Slang for pedophile 
KIF..............................Marijuana - N. Africa 
KIJULI...........................A narcotic 
KINKY............................Slang - bizarre, sexually abnormal or perverse
KKK..............................Ku Klux Klan - secret society of White men for White supremacy
KLAN.............................Any chapter of KKK
KNIFE............................Weapon 
KNO3.............................An ingredient for making bombs
KUNTA............................Slang for vagina - hostile term for a woman

LACE.............................Cocaine and marijuana 
LADY LUCK........................Gambling 
LESBIAN..........................Homosexuality of women 
LESBIANS.........................Homosexual women
LESBO............................Derogatory term for a lesbian 
LEZBO............................Derogatory term for a lesbian 
LICKS............................Liquor 
LIQUOR...........................Alcohol
LITTLE BROTHER...................Underage homosexual lover 
LOLITA...........................Pedophile slang 
LOOTING..........................Robbing 
LOVE MUSCLE......................Penis
LOVER BOY........................Young lover 
LSD..............................Lysergic acid diethylamide 
LUCIFER..........................Satan 
LUCIFERIANISM....................Devil worship
LUDES............................Depressant, methaqualone, Quaaludes, Valium
LYSERGIC ACID....................LSD, white lightning 

MAGNUM...........................Wine bottle; revolver designed to fire cartridges 
MALTECA..........................Heroin - Puerto Rico 
MANA.............................Satanic power 
MARICON..........................Faggot 
MARICONA.........................Gay
MARIJUANA........................Drug usually smoked 
MASTERBATE.......................To manipulate one's own genitals for sexual gratification 
MASTERBATION.....................The act of manipulating one's own genitals for sexual gratification 
MASTURBATING.....................To manipulate one's own genitals for sexual gratification 
MEIN KAMPF.......................Title of Hitler's book
MENAGE A TOIS....................Sex between three persons 
MENAGEATOIS......................Sex between three persons 
MEPHISTOPHELES...................The devil 
MESC.............................Hallucinogenic drug 
MESCALINE........................Hallucinogenic drug 
MESCULINE........................Hallucinogenic drug 
METH.............................Methamphetamine
MEZC.............................Mescaline (drug)
MIERDA...........................Shit 
MOET.............................Champagne
MOJO.............................Cocaine, heroine 
MOLEST...........................To make improper sexual advances 
MOLESTATION......................Act of forceful improper sexual acts towards someone
MOLESTED.........................To have improper sexual acts done to oneself 
MOLESTER.........................An individual who makes improper sexual acts to others 
MOLESTS..........................To make improper sexual acts 
MOLOCK...........................Devil
MONARCH OF HELL..................Devil 
MONEY TRICK......................Older man who supports a younger lover
MORPHINE.........................Crystalline narcotic used in medicine to relieve pain 
MOTHER FUCKER....................An unpleasant or contemptible person (slang)
MOTHER FUCKERS...................An unpleasant or contemptible persons (slang)
MOTHERFUCKER.....................An unpleasant or contemptible person (slang) 
MOTHERFUCKERS....................An unpleasant or contemptible persons (slang)
MOTHERSCUNT......................An an unpleasant or contemptible persons (slang)
MURDER...........................Unlawful premeditated killing
MUTILATING.......................To cut off a limb of an animal or person
MUTILATION.......................To cut off a limb of an animal or person

NAKED............................Completely unclothed; nude 
NALGA............................Butt
NAMBLA...........................North American Man/Boy Love association 
NARCOTICS........................Drugs
NATIONAL ALLIANCE................Neo-Nazi organization
NAZI.............................Aryan supremacists 
NAZIS............................Aryan supremacists 
NECROPHILIA......................Performing sexual activities with dead people
NEPIOPHILIA......................Sexually aroused by infants 
NEW ORDER KNIGHTS................White supremacist web site
NICK..............................5 grams of marijuana or 1/2 gram
NICKEL BAG.......................$5 worth of marijuana or 1/2 gram
NIETA............................Gang
NIGGA............................A derogatory term referred to a person of African descent
NIGGAS...........................A derogatory term referred to persons of African descent 
NIGGER...........................A derogatory term referred to a person of African descent 
NIGGERS..........................A derogatory term referred to persons of African descent 
NINA.............................Gun 
NITROGLYCERIN....................Thick, pale yellow flammable, explosive oil 
NITROMANNITOL....................Used in bomb making 
NITROS...........................Laughing gas, nitrous oxide 
NITROSTARCH......................Used in bomb making 
NITROSUGARS......................Used in bomb making 
NORML............................National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws 
NOSE CANDY.......................Cocaine 
NUDE.............................Without clothes
NUT SACK.........................Pouch of skin that holds the testicles; part of the male genitalia
NUTSACK..........................Pouch of skin that holds the testicles; part of the male genitalia
NYMPHO...........................Overly sexual person 
NYMPHOMANIAC.....................Overly sexual person 
NYMPHOMANIACS....................Overly sexual person 
NYMPHOS..........................Overly sexual person

OBSCENE..........................Of explicit content
OCCULT...........................Of secret/mysterious supernatural powers or magical religious rituals
OGOY.............................Heroine
OLD E............................Malt liquor
OL'E.............................Malt liquor
ONA..............................Satanic writings by the Order of Nine Angels 
ORDER OF NINE ANGELS.............Group of Satanists
ORDO TEMPLI ORIENTIS.............Satanism
ORGASM...........................Climax during intercourse
ORGIES...........................Sexual relations with more than one partner
ORGY.............................Sexual relations with more than one partner 

PAEDOPHILE.......................An adult with a sexual fixation on children
PAEDOPHILIA......................Adult sexual fixation on children 
PAKALOLO.........................Marijuana - Hawaiian 
PANGONADALOT.....................Heroin 
PAPS.............................Rolling papers
PCP..............................Phencyclidine angel dust
PEDERAST.........................Slang for pedophile
PEDOPHILE........................An adult with a sexual fixation on children
PEDOPHILIA.......................Adult sexual fixation on children
PEDOSEXUALITY....................Refers to sexual contact between children and adults 
PEEP SHOW........................An erotic/pornographic film viewed through a coin
PENDEJA..........................Stupid
PENDEJO..........................Stupid
PENETRATION......................The act of an object entering the body 
PENIS............................The male organ of sexual intercourse 
PENTAGRAM........................Symbol inverted means the devil
PERICO...........................Cocaine
PERMAFRIED.......................Always stoned; brain is permanently fried
PERPETRATOR......................Slang for pedophile 
PERUVIAN.........................Cocaine
PERVERT..........................One who practices sexual activities, deviate from the norm
PERVERTED........................Of or practicing sexual activities, deviate from the norm 
PERVERTS.........................Persons practicing sexual activities, deviate from the norm
PEYOTE...........................Mescaline - hallucinogenic - from cactus
PHEEN............................Depressant 
PHILLY...........................Marijuana inside a cigar 
PHILLY BLUNTS....................Marijuana inside cigars
PIEDCRAS.........................Crack
PILL.............................Drug ingested 
PILLS............................Drugs ingested 
PIMP.............................Cocaine; sex seller 
PIMPS............................Cocaine; sex seller 
PIPE BOMB........................Generic name for a homemade bomb 
PIPE BOMBS.......................Generic name for a homemade bombs
PISTOL...........................Hand gun
PISTOLS..........................Hand guns
PIZNACLE.........................Marijuana pipe
PO PO............................Police
POGUE............................The willing or unwilling young partner of a male homosexual
POINT NUMBER.....................Gambling
POLVO............................Heroine, PCP
POOM POOM........................Slang for vagina
POPO.............................Police
POPPA............................Pedophile reference to an adolescent juvenile
POPPY............................Pedophile reference to an adolescent juvenile 
PORNO............................Short for pornography
PORNOGRAPHIC.....................Writings, pictures intended primarily to arouse sexual desire
PORNOGRAPHY......................Writings, pictures intended primarily to arouse sexual desire
POSSE COMITATUS..................Organization that preaches Jews are the children of Satan
POTASSIUM NITRATE................Seed in fertilizers, gunpowder 
POTHEAD..........................Someone who smokes a lot of marijuana
PRICK............................Slang for penis
PRINCE OF DARKNESS...............The devil
PROMISCUOUS......................Engaging in sexual intercourse with many persons
PROPELLANT.......................The explosive charge that propels a projectile from a gun
PROSTITUTE.......................To sell sexual services 
PROVIRON.........................Oral steroid
PSYCHO...........................Mentally unstable 
PSYCHOPATH.......................Mentally unstable
PSYCHOPATHS......................Mentally unstable persons
PSYCHOS..........................Mentally unstable persons
PUBES............................The region of the pubis
PUBIC............................The region of the pubis or the pubes
PUMPKIN EATER....................Slang for pedophile
PUNANI...........................Vagina
PUNYETA..........................Damn 
PUPPET FREAK.....................Slang for pedophile
PUPPET SHOW......................Child pornography
PUPPET SHOW FREAK................Pedophile
PUPPY LOVER......................Slang for pedophile
PUSHER...........................Sells drugs
PUSSY............................Slang the female pudendum; vulva 
PUTA.............................Bitch
PUTO.............................Bitch
PUZZY............................Vagina

QUEER............................Derogatory term for a homosexual
QUEERS...........................Derogatory term for a group of homosexuals 
QUINOLONE........................Injectable steroid

RACE TRACK.......................Place where bets are made on horse or dog races 
RACIST...........................Any program/practice of racial discrimination, segregation 
RANE.............................Cocaine; heroin 
RAPE.............................Crime of engaging in forcibly sexual acts
RAPED............................Having been forced to perform sexual acts
RAPES............................Forced to perform sexual acts
RAPIST...........................Forcing sex on someone
RAS CLOT.........................Obscenity
RAZOR............................Weapon
RDX..............................Used in bomb making
RECTUM...........................Anus
RED STRIPE.......................Beer
RHINE............................Heroin
RIFLE............................Gun
RIFLES...........................Guns
RITUAL...........................A set form or system of rites, religious or otherwise 
ROACH............................Butt of marijuana cigarette 
ROACHES..........................Butt of marijuana cigarettes
ROCHE............................Date rape drug
ROFFIE...........................Date rape drug
ROOFIES..........................Date rape drug
ROPHYPNOL........................Date rape drug
ROPLES...........................Date rape drug
RUBBER...........................Condom
RUBBERS..........................Condoms
RUFFIE...........................Date rape drug
RUFFIES..........................Date rape drug
RUFINOL..........................Date rape drug (misspelled)
RUM..............................An alcoholic beverage

S&M..............................Sadism and masochism
SACRIFICE........................To offer a person/animals life, or object to a deity 
SACRIFICING......................To offer a person/animals life, or object to a deity
SADISM...........................Pleasure from hurting others 
SADOMASOCHISM....................Sexual pleasure from sadism or masochism
SAN QUENTIN QUALE................A boy or girl below the legal age of consent
SANTERIA.........................Religion involving allegedly voodoo, animal sacrifice 
SATAN............................Lucifer, the chief of the fallen angels 
SATANIC..........................Referring to Satan 
SATANISM.........................Worship of Satan
SATANIST.........................One who practices Satanism
SATANISTS........................Persons who practice Satanism
SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL...........A gun 
SAWED OFF SHOTGUN................Shot gun with its barrel cut off short 
SCARE............................Frighten
SCARED...........................Frightened
SCROTUM..........................Pouch of skin that holds the testicles; part of the male genitalia
SCUM.............................Filth 
SCUMBAG..........................A derogatory reference towards someone
SCUNT............................Short for mother's cunt 
SEMEN............................Sperm
SEVEN DEADLY SINS................A Satanists' goal is to live out their lusts and desires
SEX..............................Associated with reproduction or sexual gratification 
SEXUAL...........................Associated with reproduction or sexual gratification
SEXUAL ABUSE.....................To perform improper sexual acts without a persons consent 
SEXUAL ABUSES....................To perform improper sexual acts 
SEXUALLY ABUSED..................A person who improper sexual acts were done to 
SHAFT............................The long, slender part of penis 
SHANK............................Weapon 
SHIT.............................Feces
SHIT FACED.......................In a state of absolute intoxication 
SHITHEAD.........................A derogatory reference towards someone 
SHOOT............................To discharge or fire or to inject narcotics into the blood stream
SHOOTER..........................To inject a narcotic drug intravenously; one who discharges a weapon 
SHOOTS...........................To discharge or fire 
SHOOTUP..........................To inject narcotics into the blood stream 
SHORT EYES.......................A pedophile 
SHOT.............................The act of shooting 
SHOTS............................Discharge from a gun; bullets 
SHROOMS..........................Psilocybin / psilocin 
SICKENING........................Disgusting 
SICKO............................Psychopath
SILENT BROTHERHOOD...............Alleged racist group 
SIN..............................An offense against God, religion, or good morals
SINISTER DIALECTIC...............Satanic evil logic 
SINSEMILLA.......................Potent marijuana without seeds
SKUNKWEED........................Potent marijuana 
SLAP.............................A blow or a smack 
SLAVE............................An individual that is absolutely subject to the will of another
SLIT.............................Vagina
SLUT.............................Promiscuous
SMACK............................Heroin
SMOKED OUT.......................Stoned
SMOKELESS POWDER.................Used for bomb making
SMOKES...........................To inhale smoke into your lungs
SMOKING..........................To inhale smoke into your lungs
SMOTHER..........................Prevent from breathing
SMUT.............................Pornographic or indecent talk, writing, etc. 
SNATCH...........................Vagina
SNIFF............................To inhale through nostrils
SNORT............................To inhale through nostrils
SNOWCAPS.........................Weed with cocaine
SPANKING.........................To strike with something flat, as the open hand 
SPECIAL K........................The drug ketamine; cat tranquilizer 
SPEEDBALL........................Heroin and cocaine; amphetamine 
SPERM............................The male generative fluid; semen
SPERMICIDE.......................An agent the kills sperm 
SPIC.............................Derogatory way of addressing a person of Hispanic heritage
SPLIFF...........................Marijuana cigarette
STAB.............................A wound made by piercing with a sharp object
STATUTORY RAPE...................The crime of sexual intercourse with an underaged person 
STEALING.........................To take or appropriate another's properties, ideas, and etc. 
STIMULANT........................Any drug that increases the activity of the body
STORMFRONT.......................Website dedicated to White supremacists 
STRANGLE.........................To kill by squeezing the throat so as to stop breathing
STRAPPED.........................Term referring to one who is carrying a loaded weapon 
STRIPPER.........................Person who dance in erotic manners for money
STRIPPERS........................Persons who dance in erotic manners for money 
SUFFOCATE........................Prevent from breathing 
SUGAR DADDY......................Someone who indulges/supports person for sex
SUICIDE..........................To inflict death upon one's self
SUPREMACISTS.....................Person who promotes the superiority of a particular group
SWITCHBLADE......................Jackknife

TECATOS..........................Heroin; addicts
TEEN PORN........................Sexually explicit materials involving minors
TEMPLES..........................Local groups of Satanists 
TERRIFIED........................Frightened 
TERRIFY..........................Frighten 
TESTICLES........................Either of two oval sex glands in the male
TETAS............................Spanish for tits
THC..............................The active ingredient in marijuana
THE MAN..........................Police
THREESOMES.......................Sexual relationship/activities between three people 
TICAL............................Phencyclidine angel dust
TIT..............................Refers to female breast 
TITS.............................Refers to female breasts
TITTIES..........................Refers to female breasts 
TITTY............................Refers to female breast 
TITTY FUCK.......................To fornicate between a woman's breasts
TNT..............................Used for bomb making
TOKE.............................To inhale cocaine/ marijuana
TORTURE..........................Infliction of severe pain
TOTENKOPF........................Symbol to show allegiance to the White racist cause 
TOTO.............................Vagina
TRAFFICKING......................Illegal dug trade 
TRANSSEXUAL......................Person who identify with the opposite sex 
TRANSSEXUALS.....................Persons who identify with the opposite sex
TRANSVESTITE.....................Person who dresses as the opposite sex 
TRANSVESTITES....................Persons who dresses as the opposite sex 
TROPHOBOLENE.....................Injectable steroid 
TURNER DIARIES...................Book; alleged relations to racist groups 
TWAT.............................Vagina

UNCLE............................May be used as slang for a pedophile
UPPERS...........................Amphetamine 
UTOPIATES........................Hallucinogens 
UZI..............................A compact, automatic or semi automatic gun

VAGINA...........................Organ between the vulva and the uterus located in females
VIOLENCE.........................Physical force used as to damage, injure, or destroy 
VIOLENT..........................Acting with or characterized by using great physical force 
VIVISECTION......................Experiments on living animals resulting in pain and death 
VIXEN............................An ill-tempered malicious woman 
VIXENS...........................An ill-tempered malicious women 
VODKA............................An alcoholic beverage 
VOYEURISM........................The act of secretly viewing others
VOYEURIST........................Person who secretly views others
VULVA............................The external genital organs of the female

WAGER............................A bet
WARFARE..........................Conflict or struggle 
WEAPON...........................An instrument or device used to injure or kill
WEAPONS..........................An instrument or device used to injure or kill
WELL HUNG........................Having a large penis
WELTSCHMERZ......................Heroine withdrawal
WHIP.............................To strike with a strap or a rod
WHIPPIT..........................Nitrous oxide
WHIPPITS.........................Nitrous oxide
WHISKEY..........................An alcoholic beverage
WHITE ARYAN RESISTANCE...........Racist skinhead organization
WHITE POWER......................Aryan supremacists
WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE...........Website dedicated to White supremacists 
WHORE............................A promiscuous female or male 
WICKED...........................Evil
WOODY............................An erect penis
WUWOO............................Alcoholic beverage

YEYO.............................Cocaine

ZULU NATION......................Gang 
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