"I never saw this coming."
 -Blind team bugtraq penetrator

Introduction:
Administrator bitch to GOBBLES about title email with "ALERT!" and not 
describe problem in topic.  Idiot administrator too lazy to read advisory 
to see if he affected, probably misses lot of security issues on fine 
mailing lists because of this.  Best practice probably to read advisories 
anyways.  GOBBLES not interested in making change to lifestyle to appease 
some administrator who make the big dollar, when the big dollar not coming 
in for nonprofit security organization GOBBLES Security.

Many complaint coming in to GOBBLES Security email, regarding thing like 
advisory style and length, lot of criticism saying stuff like, "Advisory 
would be better if you quit l33t style greets and attitude", etc.

To this, GOBBLES say, if you want to know of important security problem, 
be happy that there still nonprofit full disclosure security group letting 
you know about problem and not make you have to spend you company big 
dollar on buying security advisory from the true evil empire.  Stop 
complaining, idiot, at least you get security candy to impress the ladies 
with and stuff.  And you systems more secure.

Anyhow, other common complaint against GOBBLES is, "GOBBLES, friend, you
advisories too fluffy."  No one complain when w00w00 mix mess of political 
agenda vs dcma in advisory.

[nocarrier(jpr5@right.behind.you)] w00w00's disclosure policy is context 
sensitive

GOBBLES could never compete in fluffy advisory competition when noisy AOL 
advisory come out from them, where you complaints now hypocrite?

But small sacrifice must be made, so GOBBLES go and keep this advisory to 
bare skin and bone minimum to make idiot who complain happy.  Here, hope 
you happy.


Description:
Local root hole.  Exploits the blind, like underpaid cashier at 
supermarkets all over world.  Exploit for x86 linux.

Product:
screen, latest source from ftp://ftp.gnu.org/gnu/screen/screen-3.9.11.tar.gz

Vendor Notification Status:
Oops, GOBBLES forgot socalled important step in full disclosure.  Not 
worried, don't care, this freedom vs security struggle.

Disclaimer:
If some idiot already publish advisory for this, and maintainers left 
vicious root hole in software, it not GOBBLES fault.  Scan on GOBBLES 
search engine only show private exploit for screen that exist, which this 
not one of, so hoping this not cause big fuss like ntop advisory, but 
whatever GOBBLES not really care.

Closing:
GOBBLES Security is still the largest, nonprofit + active security group 
(in full disclosure sector).  Don't listen to d00d00 when they make this 
claim. . .  maybe time for Emmanual Goldstien to step in to the rescue to 
prevent d00d00 from making this ridiculous claim and save GOBBLES online 
freedom uptime and stuff...

gr33tz: 
zen the ripper, an inspiration to GOBBLES, you everythign GOBBLES not want 
to be, keep fighting good fight or whatever you do, good wargames and stuff, 
good quality vulnerable code you write, you the master...

ps: no free tshirt included with this advisory.

[msg(skyper)] hehe hehehe heh ehehehe :PPppppppppp
skyper: No such nick/channel

ok ok, skyper can have free GOBBLES Security tshirt... if he skyper enough 
to come and get it, hehehehe... <3

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