From another list member:
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no testicles... we made him President of the United States, and now... and now the whole country is looking for work."
-- James M. Atkinson President and Sr. Engineer "Leonardo da Vinci of Bug Sweeps and Spy Hunting" Granite Island Group jm..._at_tscm.com http://www.tscm.com/ (978) 546-3803Received on Sat Mar 02 2024 - 00:57:16 CST
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