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From: "TSCM/SO Group" <Mit..._at_tscmusa.com>
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Sorry couldn't resist posting this...

Cattle.....

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust
cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes , Ray-Ban
sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell
you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me
a calf?

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
connects it to his Cingular RAZRV3 cellphone , and surfs to a NASA page on
the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his
location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area
in
an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database
through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry
receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says,
'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'

'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on
amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?'

'You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government', says Bud.

'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'

'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew,
to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me
you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep.

Now give me back my dog

Mitch Davis
TSCM/Special Operations Group
20 Music Square West,Suite 208
Nashville,TN 37203 USA
615 251 0441
Fax 615 523 0300
mit..._at_tscmusa.com
www.tscmusa.com
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Cattle..... 
 
A cowboy named Bud was over=
seeing
his herd in a remote mountainous 
pasture in <st1:State w:st=3D"on"><st1:place w:s=
t=3D"on">California</st1:place></st1:State>
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust 
cloud towards him. 
 
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes ,=

Ray-Ban 
sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and=
asks
the cowboy, 'If I tell 
you exactly how many cows and calves you have in=
your
herd, will you give me 
a calf? 
  
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his 
peacefully grazing herd and calmly  answers=
,
'Sure, Why not?' 
 
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, 
connects it to his Cingular RAZRV3  cellpho=
ne ,
and surfs to a NASA page on 
the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite =
to get
an exact fix on his 
location which he then feeds to another NASA sat=
ellite
that scans the area in 
an ultra-high-resolution photo. 
  
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and 
exports it to an image  processing facility=
in <st1:place
w:st=3D"on"><st1:City w:st=3D"on">Hamburg</st1:City>, <st1:country-region w=
:st=3D"on">Germany</st1:country-region></st1:place>. 
  
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image 
has been processed and the data stored. He then
accesses an MS-SQL database 
through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with=
email
on his Blackberry 
receives a response. 
  
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, 
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally tur=
ns to
the cowboy and says, 
'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.' 
  
'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud. 
 
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on 
amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk=
of
his car. 
  
Then Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what 
your business is, will you give me back my calf?=
 
  
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?'<=
br>
  
'You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government', says Bud. 
  
'Wow!  That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'=
 
  
'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even 
though nobody called you; you want to get paid f=
or an
answer I already knew, 
to a question I never asked. You tried to show m=
e how
much smarter than me 
you are; and you don't know a thing about cows..=
.this
is a herd of sheep. 
  
Now give me back my dog<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Mitch Davis 
TSCM/Special Operations Group 
<st1:Street w:st=3D"on"><st1:address w:st=3D"on">20 Music Square West,Suite=
208</st1:address></st1:Street> 
<st1:place w:st=3D"on"><st1:City w:st=3D"on">Nashville</st1:City>,<st1:Stat=
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<st1:PostalCode w:st=3D"on">37203</st1:PostalCode> <st1:country-region w:s=
t=3D"on">USA</st1:country-region></st1:place> 
615 251 0441 
Fax 615 523 0300 
mit..._at_tscmusa.com 
<a href=3D"http://www.tscmusa.com">www.tscmusa.com</a><o:p></o:p>

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