The best of friends will help you re-move a body a couple years after they helped you move it the first time.
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From: TSCM-..._at_googlegroups.com [ mailto:TSCM-..._at_googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Joe Keegan
Sent: Friday, March 17, 2006 9:49 PM
To: TSCM-..._at_googlegroups.com
Subject: [TSCM-L] Re: Types of Friends
A good friend will help you move. A real good friend will help you move a body. A best friend will bring the shovel.
On 3/17/06, James M. Atkinson <jm..._at_tscm.com> wrote:
- A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a
- guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and
- helps himself.
- A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real
- friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
- A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
- names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his
- address book.
- A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
- party. A real friend comes early to help you cook
- and stays late to help you clean.
- A simple friend hates it when you call after he has
- gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so
- long to call.
- A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
- problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your
- problems.
- A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
- A real friend could blackmail you with it.
- A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
- you have an argument. A real friend calls you after
- you had a fight.
- A simple friend expects you to always be there for
- them. A real friend expects to always be there for
- You!
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