Re: [TSCM-L] Re: Types of Friends

From: kondrak <kon..._at_phreaker.net>
Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:15:11 -0500
A real friend owns a backhoe and plenty of land...and doesn't care what you put there...he just doesn't want to know about it, for plausible deniability reasons.
"When you're done, grade the place, and throw some grass seed down" that's all I ask. "Oh, and done put anything near the drinking water well"...

At 03:32 3/18/2006, you wrote:
The best of friends will help you re-move a body a couple years after they helped you move it the first time.
 
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From: TSCM-..._at_googlegroups.com [ mailto:TSCM-..._at_googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Joe Keegan
Sent: Friday, March 17, 2006 9:49 PM
To: TSCM-..._at_googlegroups.com
Subject: [TSCM-L] Re: Types of Friends

A good friend will help you move. A real good friend will help you move a body. A best friend will bring the shovel.

On 3/17/06, James M. Atkinson <jm..._at_tscm.com> wrote:

  A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a
guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and
helps himself.


A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real
friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.


A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his
address book.


A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party. A real friend comes early to help you cook
and stays late to help you clean.


A simple friend hates it when you call after he has
gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so
long to call.


A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your
problems.


A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.


A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument. A real friend calls you after
you had a fight.


A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them. A real friend expects to always be there for
You!




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