RE: [TSCM-L] {2649} Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Three-Legged Chickens"
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running
alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as
he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next
to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed
that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and
ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had
three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer
said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm
going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer
said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
It was attributed to someone code-named "Molly from Ohio, USA" I'm not sure
of the validity or source of this information and publish it here only for
purposes of relieving myself of any and all responsibility for it's content.
PuFf
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