Weekly funny from Its from Onion on 2009-08-18 (file.mbox)

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From: "James M. Atkinson" <jm..._at_tscm.com>
Subject: Re: [TSCM-L] {4172} Re: {4164} Re: Weekly funny
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Note to the list membership:

There were "further problems" after I posted this warning to the
Troll, and the matter has been taken care of. I would classify the
behavior as that of a Basement Dwelling Troll, and I handled it as such.

Both myself and other list members received received some colorful
commentary from the Troll after the warning was posted.

We have over 2100 full time users and there will be occasional
behavioral problems on the list as you would with any large group of people.

-jma

At 07:53 PM 8/29/2009, James M. Atkinson wrote:

>As the list owner and moderator I would ask that you not use any
>other lists members name either in jest or "just f-ing around".
>
>Please feel free to post information that is of a constructive
>nature and which is helpful to the group.
>
>If there are further problems you will offend the moderator, and the
>moderator does not like begin offended especially when the moderator
>is really tied up with other things right now and is more prone to
>lay waste to something/someone in the near term on the list then he
>is to be his normal diplomatic self. Do not screw with the moderator
>right now, he is in a bad mood that involves a whole lot of very
>dead things, wreaking of formaldehyde and embalming fluids, and the
>stench of death and Vicks Vapo-rub have not put him in a very good mood.
>
>No seriously, talk to me about a little joke, talk about sweeps, and
>spectrum analyzers, share some quip about butterflies or something,
>but please do not provoke the moderator, or starting fscking around
>on the list (bad time to do this).
>
>I have 120 hours of work to do per week right now, and with my
>current work schedule it is going to be a miracle is I can get 8
>hour sleep at a time. Trust me, you really do not want to provoke
>the moderator right now.
>
>Thank You, and have a good evening.
>
>-jma
>
>
>At 04:09 PM 8/28/2009, It's from Onion! wrote:
>
>>Hey douchebag, I was just f-ing around. And he's not Onion either,
>>obviously.
>>
>>On Aug 28, 7:22 am, Thomas Shaddack <t..._at_shaddack.mauriceward.com>
>>wrote:
>> > The someone is from the IP address 69.73.53.5 - which belongs to the
>> > Knology ISP, and is physically located in Knoxville, Tennessee.
>> >
>> > The user spoofed his name, but not email address. It is s..._at_gmail.com
>> > who also recently operated here from the same email account under names
>> > LAO TZU and Lazarus. The user agent in the mail is consistent between the
>> > posts, the IP address as well (indicating either static IP, or
>> > long-lifetime dynamic one).
>> >
>> > > Looks like someone is spoofing my email address.
>> >
>> > > The REAL Onion
>> >
>> > > ----- Original Message -----
>> > > From: It's from Onion!< mailto:s..._at_gmail.com>
>> > > To: TSCM-L Professionals List< mailto:tscm-..._at_googlegroups.com>
>> > > Sent: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 8:37 AM
>> > > Subject: [TSCM-L] {4160} Re: Weekly funny
>> >
>> > > Largely Canadian. Too many head bobbling, internationally uninvolved,
>> > > liberal sentiments were interfering with the transmission of the
>> > > punchline.
>>
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> James M. Atkinson Phone: (978) 546-3803
>> Granite Island Group Fax: (978) 546-9467
>> 127 Eastern Avenue #291 Web: http://www.tscm.com/
>> Gloucester, MA 01931-8008 E-mail: mailto:jm..._at_tscm.com
>> http://www.linkedin.com/in/jamesmatkinson
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the
>> enemy until it is ripe for execution. - Machiavelli, The Prince, 1521
>>>
>
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> James M. Atkinson Phone: (978) 546-3803
> Granite Island Group Fax: (978) 546-9467
> 127 Eastern Avenue #291 Web: http://www.tscm.com/
> Gloucester, MA 01931-8008 E-mail: mailto:jm..._at_tscm.com
> http://www.linkedin.com/in/jamesmatkinson
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Note to the list membership: 
There were "further problems" after I posted this warning to
the Troll, and the matter has been taken care of. I would classify the
behavior as that of a Basement Dwelling Troll, and I handled it as
such. 
Both myself and other list members received received some colorful
commentary from the Troll after the warning was posted. 
We have over 2100 full time users and there will be occasional behavioral
problems on the list as you would with any large group of
people. 
-jma 
 
At 07:53 PM 8/29/2009, James M. Atkinson wrote: 
<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite="">As the list owner and moderator
I would ask that you not use any other lists members name either in jest
or "just f-ing around". 
Please feel free to post information that is of a constructive nature and
which is helpful to the group. 
If there are further problems you will offend the moderator, and the
moderator does not like begin offended especially when the moderator is
really tied up with other things right now and is more prone to lay waste
to something/someone in the near term on the list then he is to be his
normal diplomatic self. Do not screw with the moderator right now, he is
in a bad mood that involves a whole lot of very dead things, wreaking of
formaldehyde and embalming fluids, and the stench of death and Vicks
Vapo-rub have not put him in a very good mood. 
No seriously, talk to me about a little joke, talk about sweeps, and
spectrum analyzers, share some quip about butterflies or something, but
please do not provoke the moderator, or starting fscking around on the
list (bad time to do this). 
I have 120 hours of work to do per week right now, and with my current
work schedule it is going to be a miracle is I can get 8 hour sleep at a
time. Trust me, you really do not want to provoke the moderator right
now. 
Thank You, and have a good evening. 
-jma 
 
At 04:09 PM 8/28/2009, It's from Onion! wrote: 
<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite="">Hey douchebag, I was just f-ing
around.  And he's not Onion either, 
obviously. 
On Aug 28, 7:22 am, Thomas Shaddack
<..._at_shaddack.mauriceward.com> 
wrote: 
> The someone is from the IP address 69.73.53.5 - which belongs to
the 
> Knology ISP, and is physically located in Knoxville, Tennessee. 
> 
> The user spoofed his name, but not email address. It is
s..._at_gmail.com 
> who also recently operated here from the same email account under
names 
> LAO TZU and Lazarus. The user agent in the mail is consistent
between the 
> posts, the IP address as well (indicating either static IP, or 
> long-lifetime dynamic one). 
> 
> > Looks like someone is spoofing my email address. 
> 
> > The REAL Onion 
> 
> >   ----- Original Message ----- 
> >   From: It's from Onion!<
<a href="mailto:s..._at_gmail.com" eudora="autourl">
mailto:s..._at_gmail.com</a>> 
> >   To: TSCM-L Professionals List<
<a href="mailto:tscm-..._at_googlegroups.com" eudora="autourl">
mailto:tscm-..._at_googlegroups.com</a>> 
> >   Sent: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 8:37 AM 
> >   Subject: [TSCM-L] {4160} Re: Weekly funny 
> 
> >   Largely Canadian.  Too many head bobbling,
internationally uninvolved, 
> >   liberal sentiments were interfering with the
transmission of the 
> >   punchline. 
 
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 James M.
Atkinson                           
Phone: (978) 546-3803 
 Granite Island
Group                       
Fax:    (978) 546-9467 
 127 Eastern Avenue
#291              
Web: 
<a href="http://www.tscm.com/" eudora="autourl">http://www.tscm.com/</a>
 
 Gloucester, MA
01931-8008           
E-mail:
<a href="mailto:jm..._at_tscm.com" eudora="autourl">mailto:jm..._at_tscm.com</a>
 
 
              
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/jamesmatkinson" eudora="autourl">
http://www.linkedin.com/in/jamesmatkinson</a> 

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1521 
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 James M.
Atkinson                            
Phone: (978) 546-3803 
 Granite Island
Group                        
Fax:     (978) 546-9467 
 127 Eastern Avenue
#291               
Web:  
<a href="http://www.tscm.com/" eudora="autourl">http://www.tscm.com/ 
</a> Gloucester, MA
01931-8008            
E-mail:
<a href="mailto:jm..._at_tscm.com" eudora="autourl">mailto:jm..._at_tscm.com 
</a> 
              
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/jamesmatkinson" eudora="autourl">http://www.linkedin.com/in/jamesmatkinson 
</a>
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