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Barryations (6.95 each)
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Better Than Shakespeare (12.95 each)
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Bryant's Law (17.95 each)
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Great Mysteries of Sex -- SOLVED! (16.95 each)
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Handbook of The Coming American Revolution (18.95 each)
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John Bryant Sampler (12.95 each)
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Leaves of Grass (8.95 each)
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Libertarianism: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly (18.95 each)
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Mortal Words (softcover) (14.95 each)
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Mortal Words (hardcover) (18.95 each)
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Mortal Words Birds ... Libertarian Cartoon Book (15.95 each)
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Most Powerful Idea Ever Discovered (8.95 each)
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Nasty Letter Bombs (19.95 each)
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Political Correctness, Censorship ... in Mensa (6.95 each)
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Politically Incorrect Wayword Dictionary (7.95 each)
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Should Liberals Be Lynched? (12.95 each)
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Words as Smoking Guns (10.95 each)
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