Correspondence with Francis W Porretto

By John "Birdman" Bryant

 


From: John 'Birdman' Bryant
To: "Curmudgeon Emeritus": Francis W. Porretto
(curmudgeonemeritus@palaceofreason.com)
Re: Your screed about me at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/anncoulterfanclub/message/15746

To begin, I had a friend of mine write Charles Murray, author of The Bell
Curve, concerning your last long paragraph in which you presumed to 'prove'
that IQ was primarily an environmental rather than a genetic phenomenon by
citing the stats that Jews tested at 85 in 1917, but now test at 115, a
major change. Dr Murray replied:

> I've been wanting to get the citation on that estimate of Jewish IQ from
the
> early 20th century for a long time. I've heard about it for years, but
never
> been able to track it down. It might well exist--IQ tests in 1917 were
still
> primitive, and all you need to explain a tested IQ of 85 among Jews is
> hypothesize fairly modest percentages of testees for whom English was not
> their native language. But I'd still like to look at the original article.

If you have the citation, I will be glad to pass it along to Murray and get
his further comments.

Now with that out of the way, I shall make a few other remarks:

* I have read a sampling of things on your site. I find nothing of
socially redeeming importance. More specifically, there isn't even
anything on your site that is sufficiently interesting to make me wish to
comment, tho I am accustomed to commenting on things which rise above the
Horizon of Boredom, and I have 40 books and 5 years of Weekly Letters to
prove it.

* I see you are a big Sports Fan and Novel Reader. That provides its own
comment. I will add, however, that since you "read every Tom Clancy novel
on the day it's issued, from cover to cover", you might wish to read the
correspondence between me and Mr Clancy, in which he comes off second, or
perhaps third best. It's posted in the Net Losses section of my webpage,
www.thebirdman.org, in case you have suppressed it.

* I observe that you list a large number of composers whom you admire,
including one Weather Report. I am not sure whether I should be in awe of
your taste, your sense of humor, or the amount of Irish whiskey you
consumed before composing your bio.

* I see you love Free Republic. I can imagine why, as my readers tell me
that it carefully censors any reports negative of Jews or Israel.
Ignorance is bliss, is it not?

* I see you like the columns of 'the endearing Linda Bowles'. You may note
that she favorably reviewed one of my books (on Government and Politics).

* You state of me: "In the style of the expert demagogue, he mixes
incontrovertible facts with wild, baseless allegations ..." Care to give
any examples of 'wild baseless allegations'? (I didn't think so.)

* Did you by any chance read my laboriously-documented essay "The case
against the Jews"? (I didn't think so.)

* You say of me: "Bryant is ultimately less important as an individual
purveyor of sentiment than he is as a representative of a trend in
demagoguery." To this I respond that you accuse me of "wild baseless
allegations", yet you make the just-quoted claim, for which you cite not a
shred of evidence, and which therefore makes it as wild and baseless as
they come. Care to retract it and apologize? (I didn't think so.)

* You say: "Question everything. Demand references and cross-verification.
And be careful about your inferences." Did you do this when writing your
screed? (I didn't think so.)

* You say of yourself that you "have extensive side interests in ... moral
theory (of course!)...", yet you posted your screed without notifying me or
giving me a chance to reply. That is, you attacked me, but you had neither
the courage nor the decency to do so to my face. Wouldn't you call that
immoral? (I didn't think so.)

Have an ice day, you immoral, dishonest, cowardly, ignorant piece of
excrement.

-Birdman

PS: This will be posted on my website, along with any reply or replies you
care to offer, and my responses.


[Porretto replies]

[Birdman's initial comments are preceded by --'s]

Mr. Bryant:

-- I have read a sampling of things on your site. I find nothing of
socially redeeming importance. More specifically, there isn't even anything
on your site that is sufficiently interesting to make me wish to comment,
tho I am accustomed to commenting on things which rise above the Horizon of
Boredom, and I have 40 books and 5 years of Weekly Letters to prove it. --

You're quite welcome to your opinion of my writing, nor do I feel the need
to defend it.

-- I see you are a big Sports Fan and Novel Reader. That provides its own
comment. I will add, however, that since you "read every Tom Clancy novel
on the day it's issued, from cover to cover", you might wish to read the
correspondence between me and Mr Clancy, in which he comes off second, or
perhaps third best. It's posted in the Net Losses section of my webpage,
www.thebirdman.org, in case you have suppressed it. --

You're quite welcome to your opinion of my enthusiasms and pastimes, nor do
I feel a need to defend them.

-- I observe that you list a large number of composers whom you admire,
including on Weather Report. I am not sure whether I should be in awe of
your taste, your sense of humor, or the amount of Irish whiskey you consumed
before composing your bio. --

You're quite welcome to your opinion of my aesthetic taste, nor do I feel
the need to defend it. Are you beginning to see the glimmerings of a pattern
here?

-- I see you love Free Republic. I can imagine why, as my readers tell me
that it carefully censors any reports negative of Jews or Israel. Ignorance
is bliss, is it not? --

You're quite welcome to choose the Websites you prefer and patronize them
and them only.

-- I see you like the columns of 'the endearing Linda Bowles'. You may note
that she favorably reviewed one of my books (on Government and Politics). --

We all have our off-days, Miss Bowles included.

-- You state of me: "In the style of the expert demagogue, he mixes
incontrovertible facts with wild, baseless allegations ..." Care to give
any examples of 'wild baseless allegations'? (I didn't think so.) --

I would imagine that your Website, which pounds out an overpowering
anti-Semitic theme, now and then edging toward a call for a Second
Holocaust, would be all the substantiation anyone would need.

-- Did you by any chance read my laboriously-documented essay "The case
against the Jews"? (I didn't think so.) --

I can't remember, though I doubt it. I have little tolerance for that sort
of material.

-- You say of me: "Bryant is ultimately less important as an individual
purveyor of
sentiment than he is as a representative of a trend in demagoguery." To
this I respond that you accuse me of "wild baseless allegations", yet you
make the just-quoted claim, for which you cite not a shred of evidence, and
which therefore makes it as wild and baseless as they come. Care to retract
it and apologize? (I didn't think so.) --

As they say in the publishing business, "Op. cit."

-- You say: "Question everything. Demand references and cross-verification.
And be
careful about your inferences." Did you do this when writing your screed?
(I didn't think so.) --

I do so at all opportunities. I certainly read enough of your Website to
form a firm opinion of your work. Has your theme changed these past two
years? (I didn't think so.)

-- You say of yourself that you "have extensive side interests in ... moral
theory (of course!)...", yet you posted your screed without notifying me or
giving me a chance to reply. That is, you attacked me, but you had neither
the courage nor the decency to do so to my face. Wouldn't you call that
immoral? (I didn't think so.) --

Oh, you'd like to **face** me? With what, pray tell? I'm rather expert with
both sword and pistol, so you'd better give that a few moments thought. Are
you good with a slingshot? But wait, if memory serves, it's the challenged
party that has the choice of weapons. This should be fun!

But, as to the subject of morality, I consider your Website to make you a
public figure, just as mine makes me one. Your writing is an objective
demonstration of both your creed and whatever evidence you have for it, and
therefore enough for anyone to judge you and your emissions for himself. I
gave my opinion. I stand by it.

-- Have an ice day, you immoral, dishonest, cowardly, ignorant piece of
excrement. --

If you meant "a nice" day, then I assure you I will, along with:
-- My wife (Jewish),
-- My two stepdaughters (Jewish),
-- And a couple of close friends who've dropped by (Jewish).

-- PS: This will be posted on my website, along with any reply or replies
you care to offer, and my responses. --

It's your Website; do as you please with it. I'm unconcerned with your
opinions and uninterested in the reactions of your devotees. Your notions
are only significant to me as specimens of mental pathology.

I must say, though, that I do envy you your free time. At least, I don't
know anyone else who has the time to dredge up critical mentions from that
far back and write hate-filled letters to those who originated them.

Have a nice life.

Freedom, Wealth, and Peace,
Francis W. Porretto
Visit the Palace Of Reason:
http://www.palaceofreason.com


[Birdman replies]

I see that you have chosen to answer my criticisms by mostly flippant non-
answers. That strategy has the advantage of keeping you from digging
yourself into a deeper hole than you already are in, but it also shows that
you have no defense. But then I already knew that.

As to responses that were in some way substantive, I will respond as follows:

* Re your remark that it was an 'off-day' that caused one of your favorite
columnists to endorse one of my books, that is typical liberal dishonesty:
Never acknowledge anything good about an enemy; never admit you made a
mistake; and above all, never apologize.

* You claim that saying I am a 'demagogue' does not constitute a wild and
baseless allegation as follows:

>I would imagine that your Website, which pounds out an overpowering
>anti-Semitic theme, now and then edging toward a call for a Second
>Holocaust, would be all the substantiation anyone would need.

In short, what you are saying is, never inquire whether what I say is true;
only ask, 'do I criticize Jews' -- that is sufficient to make me a
demagogue. Again, typical liberal dishonesty -- truth makes no difference,
only WHO I criticize.

* In asking whether you read my best documented and most carefully-written
essay, you dismiss it by saying

>I can't remember, though I doubt it. I have little tolerance for that sort
>of material.

Again, typical liberal dishonesty -- you have 'little tolerance' for a
substantive counter-argument to your beliefs.

* As to the business of criticizing me behind my back, you know perfectly
well that I am not referring to any face-to-face meeting, but rather that
you failed to do the morally proper thing, namely, to alert the other
person to your criticism and give him a chance to respond, thus taking
responsibility for what you have said. Again, typical liberal dishonesty
by twisting my words.

With the above, we have identified four more instances of your immorality.
As you say below, you aren't concerned with what I think, which apparently
means you are not concerned with the fact that you are dishonest and
immoral; but perhaps you will be concerned that others will be able to find
this posting on the Net and realize what kind of an intellectual scumbag
you are.

Now should you have any more of your infinitely clever and infinitely
devastating remarks to make, feel free to send them along. I am sure there
will be room for them when I post your correspondence in the Net Losses
section.


[Porretto responds]

Mr. Bryant,

This will be the last time I write back to you, as I have many more
important things to do.

As I've already said, you're free to have whatever opinions you please. No
one can prosecute you for your opinions. You're also free to have whatever
opinion you like about me, my writing, and my opinions. Since I think so
little of you, nothing you think or say can affect me.

Is that clear? I can't use simpler words; there aren't any. So "you go your
way and I'll go mine." (from the great Jewish bard Robert Zimmerman, a.k.a.
Bob Dylan) I feel sorry for you, really I do, but it's not my responsibility
to heal you. I simply don't care what you think, or where or how your life
road takes you. I'm afraid you're just going to have to live with that.

Freedom, Wealth, and Peace,
Francis W. Porretto
Visit the Palace Of Reason:
http://www.palaceofreason.com


[Birdman replies]

Mr Porretto:

This will be the last time I write back to you, as I have many more
important things to do. That is, unless you write me back, which I rather
think you won't.

As I am sure you realize, you are free to have whatever opinions you
please, and to post those opinions. But when you do, and when the opinions
involve me, and when I find out about it, you are not going to be free of
my responding comments. And now that you have seen what that involves, I
very much imagine that you are not going to post any more comments, or if
you do, you are going to be very careful what you say.

Today I think you may have learned some lessons. One of those is that
being wrong is risky, and that being a smug liberal who thinks he knows it
all will not cut you any ice with somebody who knows the score. That's why
I wiped the floor with Tom Clancy; that's why I did the same with you.

A second lesson you may have learned is that not all people you dismiss
with the usual epithets are incompetent mentally-deranged mouth-frothers,
but instead are quite as intelligent and informed as you are, and in fact
may just be a bit moreso.

You say that you think so little of me that nothing I say can affect you.
But that's a lie, Francie. You started out calling me demagogue and a lot
of other crap, and now you are reduced to whining that you aren't going to
say anything more. I would say that's a pretty big 'affect'. And I would
say that no matter what you 'think of' me, you sure as hell are going to
think twice before saying anything more to me or about me.

You respect me, Francie. You respect me because I kicked your butt. (I
like that in an enemy.) And maybe that butt-kicking will actually do you
some good, because it will force you -- however reluctantly -- to recognize
that someone on this side of the political fence has something going for
him. Like an old friend of mine used to say, "Learnin' is churnin'". We
got you churnin'; maybe we can get you learnin'. But then perhaps not --
after all, you can lead a horse's ass to 'oughter' but you can't make him
think.

-Birdman

[End of correspondence]

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