Quotes and Jokes of the Day

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Moon's Day 2007-12-10:

Joke of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
>The Maid asked for a raise.
>
>The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want
>an increase?"
>
>Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
>first is that I iron better than you."
>
>Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
>
>Maria: "The Master said so."
>
>Madam: "Oh."
>
>Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
>
>Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
>
>Maria: "The Master did."
>
>Madam: "Oh."
>
>Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
>
>Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
>
>Maria: "No, Madam, the gardener did."
>
>SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE!
>
>
Second joke of the day ("):
> *Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Bubba, who were involved
> in a tragic car accident in which all three died.*
>
> **
>
> As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and
> said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your
> eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds,
> and will have your transport chosen accordingly."
>
> St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You
> cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around
> Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."
>
>
> Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but
> you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever
> travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."
>
> St. Peter finally looked at Bubba, and said, "You, Bubba, have set
> a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you
> never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel
> through heaven in a Ferrari."
>
> A short time later, John and Dave pulled up in their cars next to
> Bubba's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands,
> crying. "What's wrong, Bubba?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You
> are set forever! Why so down?"
>
> Bubba looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just
> saw my wife go by on a skate board."



Quote of the day (Thanks Wolf):
Civil and interstate violence around the globe has continued since the cold war's end, dashing hopes for a peaceful post-cold war world.. Since the fall of the Berlin wall in 1989 new wars have erupted in the former Yugoslavia, the Caucasus, Tajikistan, the Persian Gulf, Algeria, Rwanda, Burundi, Liberia, and Sierra Leone, and older conflicts continued or intensified in Somalia, Sudan, Afghanistan, Guatemala, Peru, Colombia, Sri Lanka, Burma, and elsewhere. In 1992, the first year of the post-Soviet era, there were twenty-nine wars, more than in any year since 1945. These wars killed some 460 thousand people in 1992 alone, and turned millions into refugees. Some 18.2 million refugees were in UN care and some twenty-five million people were categorized as "internally displaced" in 1992, for a world total of 43.2 million displaced people -- a new all-time high. Nearly all were displaced by war. From 1980 to 1992 the number of new refugees, nearly all fleeing from war, increased by a million per year.
-- Elizabeth S. Rogers, May 1996

Second quote of the day:
* True omnivore: Someone who eats vegetables, meats and women.
* Atomic warhead: Fissile missile. --JBR Yant

Third quote of the day (Thanks EH):
HOOVER & EISENHOWER DEPORTED MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL WETBACKS!
Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around.
I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me. But, back during the
Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of all
illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that
desperately needed work. And then again in 1954, President Dwight
Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called
"Operation Wetback" so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better
chance at jobs. It took 2 years, but they deported them! Now, if they could
deport the illegals back then, they can sure do it today!! If you have any
doubts about the accuracy of this information, enter "Operation Wetback" into
your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself. Reminder.... Don't
forget to pay your taxes... 20 million illegal aliens are depending on you!

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Voltaire):
The late H.L. Mencken was a typical American of the pre-World War Two days-a racist, an anti-semite and a bigot. At least, those were the epithets directed at his memory when his private opinions were published around 1990. Mencken was a pro-German who had opposed U.S. entry into World War Two. He went further in his unpublished material than he did in most of his newspaper editorials, however. He identified Jews with communism and even claimed that it was Jews themselves who had created the opening for Hitler with their own behaviour. He also was conspiculously silent on the mythical Holocaust-the alleged 'gassing' of six million 'Chosen Ones'. This was all too much for the prostitutes of the 1990's media. Even his former paper, The Baltimore Sun, repudiated him. H.L. Mencken had written in an age where limited freedom of speech was possible. He probably would have forseen the reaction which his heresies would provoke thirty plus years after his death. ... [Mencken said,] 'I am against the violation of civil rights by Hitler and Mussolini as much as you are, and well you know it. But I am also against the wholesale murders, confiscations and other outrages that have gone on in Russia..You protest, and with justice, every time Hitler jails an opponent, but you forget that Stalin and company have jailed and murdered a thousand times as many. It seems to me, and indeed the evidence is plain, that compared to the Moscow brigands and assassins, Hitler is hardly more than a common Ku Kluxer and Mussolini almost a philanthropist.' ... Mencken had no more use for Adolf Hitler than he had for Franklin Roosevelt. But he was both well informed and candid on Jews and their behaviours. For that offense he shall not be forgiven.

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Kelly):
"...everything that the Japanese were planning to do was known to the United States..." ARMY BOARD, 1944
>>>>>>>>
President Roosevelt (FDR) provoked the attack, knew about it in advance and covered up his failure to warn the Hawaiian commanders. FDR needed the attack to sucker Hitler to declare war, since the public and Congress were overwhelmingly against entering the war in Europe. It was his backdoor to war.
In 1979 the NSA released 2,413 JN-25 orders of the 26,581 intercepted by US between Sept 1 and Dec 4, 1941. The NSA says "We know now that they contained important details concerning the existence, organization, objective, and even the whereabouts of the Pearl Harbor Strike Force."
The US Government refuses to identify or declassify any pre-Dec 7, 1941 decrypts of JN-25 on the basis of national security, 60 years after the war.
FDR blinded the commanders at Pearl Harbor and set them up by denying intelligence to Hawaii (HI)
on Nov 27, misleading the commanders into thinking negotiations with Japan were continuing to prevent them from realizing the war was on having false information sent to HI about the location of the Japanese carrier fleet.

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Kelly):
Security concerns raised as China fills U.S. medicine chest
By Tim Johnson, McClatchy NewspapersThu Dec 6, 6:00 AM ET
BEIJING — The medicine cabinet in the average U.S. home is filling with
drugs made in China , and some experts say that could be a prescription
for trouble.
China's booming pharmaceutical industry has doubled exports to the United
States in the past five years, undercutting competitors and making
American consumers reliant on the safety of Chinese factories and captive
to any disruptions in Sino-U.S. commerce.
It might seem like merely a trade issue. But industry experts in Europe and
the United States say national-security concerns are edging into the
debate.
Consider this scenario:
If a major anthrax attack were to occur in the United States — larger than
the one in 2001, when five people died— pharmaceutical companies that make
the two antibiotics most suitable for treatment, Cipro and doxycycline,
would have no choice but to rely on China or India for key ingredients
once American stockpiles were exhausted. Those ingredients no longer are
made in the West.
[Birdman comment: The problem is not medicine, it's EVERYTHING.]

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Andy & Jerzy):
120 War Vets Commit Suicide Each Week on Average
By Penny Coleman
AlterNet, http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/68713/
Monday 26 November 2007
Earlier this year, using the clout that only major broadcast networks
seem capable of mustering, CBS News contacted the governments of all 50
states requesting their official records of death by suicide going back
12 years. They heard back from 45 of the 50. From the mountains of
gathered information, they sifted out the suicides of those Americans
who had served in the armed forces. What they discovered is that in 2005
alone - and remember, this is just in 45 states - there were at least
6,256 veteran suicides, 120 every week for a year and an average of 17
every day...
Since these new wars began, and in spite of a continuous flood of
alarming reports, the Department of Defense has managed to keep what has
clearly become an epidemic of death beneath the radar of public
awareness by systematically concealing statistics about soldier
suicides. They have done everything from burying them on official
casualty lists in a category they call "accidental noncombat deaths" to
outright lying to the parents of dead soldiers. And the Department of
Veterans Affairs has rubber-stamped their disinformation, continuing to
insist that their studies indicate that soldiers are killing themselves,
not because of their combat experiences, but because they have "personal
problems." ...

Eighth quote of the day:
Massage parlor: The place for the man who needs to be kneaded. --JBR Yant

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Ziopedia):
IS ISRAEL HARVESTING ORGANS OF PALESTINIAN YOUTHS?
Los Angeles, Alta California - 1-10-2002 - (ACN) On August 13, 1996, La Voz de Aztlan reported on horrifying rumors that a network of "Baby Organ Snatchers" was operating in various cities along the U.S./Mexico border. The report, "THE CORRUPTIVE INFLUENCE OF THE DOLLAR: The Shameful Trade in Mexican Baby Organs!" ( http://aztlan.net/organs.htm ) led our publication to investigate similar abuses that are taking place around the world including the harvesting of transplantable organs and tissues from inmates at both China and U.S. prisons.
Today we received a disturbing report from the Middle East that Israel is doing the same thing with Palestinian youths that they routinely arrest and kill at their detention camps. The Tehran Times published today a report alleging that Israel has tacitly admitted that doctors at the Israeli forensic institute at Abu Kabir had extracted the vital organs of three Palestinian teenage children killed by the Israeli Army nearly ten days ago. The report says that the Israeli Minister of Health, Nessim Dahhan, tacitly admitted to the horrific practice in an answer to Arab member of the Knesset Ahmed Teibi. Nessim Dahhan said in response to a question by Ahmed Teibi, on Tuesday, that he couldn't deny that organs of Palestinian youths and children killed by the Israeli forces were taken out for transplants or scientific research. Ahmed Teibi, according to the report, had received credible evidence proving that Israeli doctors at the forensic institute extracted such vital organs as the heart, kidneys,and liver from the bodies of Palestinian youths and children killed by the Israeli Army in Gaza and the West Bank.
* Read more... http://www.ziopedia.org/en/articles/israel%10palestine/is_israel_harvesting_organs_of_palestinian_youths?/

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
The increase in the number of so-called white on black "hate crimes" is the result of a power struggle between Mestizos and blacks in the inner city. The FBI considers "Hispanics" to be White for the purposes of gathering information of perpetrators but magically seperates them when it comes to being a victim of crime. This has been going on for a long time. Absolute and empirical proof of this can be seen right here:
Note that there are three categories for murderers, white, black and "other." There are approximately 40-50 million "Hispanics" in the United States at present, they commit murder at a rate of approximately 2-3 times more frequently than whites, thus making it appeare as if whites commit far more murders than they actually do. Mestizos also frequently target blacks for nothing more than being black and being in a Mestizo neighborhood. I don't really blame the Mestizos, in fact I think it's understandable. Nonetheless, it skews the stats badly and this fact IS definitely the reason the number of so-called "hate crimes" committed against blacks has risen.
The other category comprises "Asians," and probably actually reflects the number of crimes THEY commit, not many.
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/race.htm

Eleventh quote of the day:
John Chrysostom (349– ca. 407) was the archbishop of Constantinople. He is known for his eloquence in preaching and public speaking, his denunciation of abuse of authority by both ecclesiastical and political leaders, the Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom, and his ascetic sensibilities. After his death (or, according to some sources, during his life) he was given the Greek surname chrysostomos, meaning "golden mouthed", rendered in English as Chrysostom.[2][1]
The Orthodox Church and Eastern Catholic Churches honor him as a saint (feast days: November 13 and January 27) and count him among the Three Holy Hierarchs ... He is recognized by the Roman Catholic Church as a saint and a Doctor of the Church. Churches of the Western tradition, including the Roman Catholic Church, the Anglican Communion, and the Lutheran church, commemorate him on September 13.
Chrysostom is known within Christianity chiefly as a preacher, theologian and liturgist, particularly in the Eastern Orthodox Church. Outside the Christian tradition Chrysostom is noted for eight of his sermons which played a considerable part in the history of Christian antisemitism, and were extensively misused by the Nazis in their ideological campaign against the Jews. --http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysostom
[Birdman comment: The Golden Mouth denounces the Gold Diggers. How apt!]

Twelfth quote of the day:
Diogenes syndrome is a behavioral disorder characterized by extreme self-neglect. It usually affects the elderly who live alone. Its symptoms include body odor and other signs of severe hygienic neglect. Physical diseases relating to bodily neglect usually accompany the syndrome. Diogenes syndrome usually manifests itself in association with compulsive hoarding, the pathological collection and storage of objects, mainly other people's refuse (items possibly thought to be useful by the sufferer) (PMID 10389361).
Diogenes syndrome is named after the alleged behavior (not necessarily the ideals) of Diogenes of Sinope. Diogenes was never known to have hoarded items; he lived as an ascetic with only a robe and (for a time) a bowl.
Frontal lobe impairment may play a part in the causation (Orrell et al, 1989).
Diogenes syndrome is associated with, and sometimes used synonymously with, senile breakdown, social breakdown and senile squalor syndrome.[1]
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_syndrome

Thirteenth quote of the day:
During the [Second Punic] war [in which Hannibal invaded Italy] there are no reports of revolutions among the Roman citizens, no factions with the Senate desiring peace, no pro-Carthaginian Roman turncoats, no coups or dictatorships.[31][32] Roman aristocrats throughout the war ferociously competed with each other for positions of command to fight against Rome's most dangerous enemy. Hannibal's military genius was not enough to really disturb the Roman political process and the collective political and military genius of the Roman people. As Lazenby states, "It says volumes, too, for their political maturity and respect for constitutional forms that the complicated machinery of government continued to function even amidst disaster--there are few states in the ancient world in which a general who had lost a battle like Cannae would have dared to remain, let alone would have continued to be treated respectfully as head of state." --http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal
[Birdman comment: What is important here is that the Roman senators were not just fat-assed politicians, but -- unlike our modern-day ones -- were ready and eager to go into battle for the good of the State. What pol today would be willing to risk his life or comfort in any of the continuing train of wars with which America has besplattered the globe?]

Fourteenth quote of the day:
There [in Tubingen, Germany], hanging on the Cottahaus a sign advertises Goethe's stay of a few weeks while visiting his publisher. The German tendency to memorialize every minor presence of its historical greats (comparable to the statement "Washington slept here" in the United States) is parodied on the building next door. This simple building, once a dormitory, features a plain sign with the words "Hier kotzte Goethe" (lit.:"Goethe puked here"). --http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%BCbingen

Fifteenth quote of the day:
Pizza. net is the great equalizer
http://datgathernetwork.com/cgi-bin/clickthru/11811/5197/31045
Pizza. net Launches New Advanced Search Engine Technology With Yahoo AJAX, Google Mapping and Geocoding
DELRAY BEACH, FL--(MARKET WIRE)--Nov 14, 2007 -- Pizza Holdings, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of VTEC, Inc. (Other OTC:VTEC.PK - News) and home of pizza. net, The Original pizza search engine, announced today the launch of their New Advanced Technology Pizza Search Engine.
Pizza. net is leading the way in search technology, by combining open source from Yahoo's AJAX Library for a faster web experience, Google's mapping for an enhanced visual address locater, and Geocoding for the zip code proximity searches for increased accuracy.
Full Report:http://datgathernetwork.com/cgi-bin/clickthru/11812/5197/31045
[Birdman comment: Maybe this will free us from Foreskinner-dominated Google.]

Sixteenth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Black Cohosh Stops Breast Cancer Growth in its tracks.
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2007/12/08/black-cohosh-stops-breast-cancer-growth.aspx
From: dorothy toto
A new laboratory study, published in Phytomedicine, suggests that extracts from black cohosh, an herb most commonly used to reduce menopausal symptoms such as hot flashes, may stop breast cancer cells in their tracks. This adds more evidence to a small but growing body of research suggesting that black cohosh could have a use in breast cancer prevention.
Black cohosh (Cimicifugae racemosae rhizome), is a perennial plant native to North America, is a member of the buttercup family. It has long been a popular alternative to hormone replacement therapy (HRT) in many countries.

Seventeenth quote of the day (Thanks Thomas A):
The Pentagon has long been outraged at the piecemeal destruction of both the U.S. Army and the Marine Corps in the meat grinder that Iraq has become. They know who the real culprits are because they have identified them and been reading their top secret messages for two years now.
Are they listening to the White House? No, they are watching Israel like a hawk, reading their top secret diplomatic and military traffic, getting reports almost daily from U.S. intelligence personnel stationed in Israel and they have long ago extended their surveillance to the Israeli diplomatic messaging.
From this, they have built up a massive dossier that shows very clearly that the driving force behind the Iraq invasion and now, the frenzy to attack Iran is purely Israeli.
That country has so subverted our official institutions with money as the carrot and attacks by their almost complete control of the American print and television media as the stick. Israel has used the neo-cons to put forward Israel’s needs to Bush…who listens raptly and obeys without question.
--http://www.tbrnews.org/Archives/a2797.htm

Eighteenth quote of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
Headline: Ebonic Plague: The New Black Death

Nineteenth quote of the day (Thanks Ed and TLSTAR):
Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Twentieth quote of the day (Thanks Jerzy):
To get back to Miss [Ilana] Mercer, it seems sufficient to describe her simply as a Jewish ethnic nationalist espousing a form of libertarianism that advances her people's interests, as she understands them. Nothing strange about that. Many Jewish leftists and liberals act the exact same way, supporting such things as racial intermarriage, multiculturalism, integration, forced equalization of income, UN supremacy, Third World preferences, and once in a while free speech, but adopting a contrary standard where Jews or Israel are involved. Blood is thicker than ideology. It is the Jewish double standard. One may wish to consult the intrepid Kevin MacDonald for a Darwinian take on the whole phenomenon.
While it may be perfectly understandable for Miss Mercer to espouse her Kosher libertarianism — Ze'ev Jabotinsky, the ideological ancestor of the Likud, held some libertarian ideas while at the same time advocating the dispossession of the inhabitants of Palestine — it's puzzling, at first blush, to see American gentile libertarians accept her version, much less applaud it. I can't help concluding that American libertarians, instead of sticking to principle, are simply refashioning libertarianism to fit in with what is permissible thinking, given the constricting bounds of our increasingly less-free society. What we find today, pretty much, are P.C. libertarians.
Some P.C. libertarians act out of fear — "Hey, I'd lose my job (or wreck my fund-raising) if anyone ever found out I entertained a thought like that." In totalitarian societies, such as the United States and other Western countries have become, perhaps that response, too, is understandable. (I'm being very understanding today.) Few men ever have the courage to be martyrs; few enough even find the true grit to be heroes. If I may be forgiven an historical aside, the scene was a little different in the days when secure middle-class income and respectability weren't immediately at stake. Younger readers may not be aware that in the late '60s and early '70s, when the modern libertarian movement was coming together, libertarians were fairly prominent among those who were skeptical of the established Holocaust story. One figure of note who questioned it (and without being shouted down or slandered by his comrades) was the libertarian historian James J. Martin; but a number of ordinary, obscure libertarians didn't recognize the Holocaust as a sacred cow, either. Those were the days when they were crashing in sleeping bags at crummy apartments and pooling quarters and dimes in order to gas up that rusted VW van: back then, for most feisty young libertarians, "fund-raising" meant something quite different.
In any case, most of today's buttoned-down P.C. libertarians go beyond merely eschewing martyrdom, whether of the career or fund-raising variety. They go beyond eschewing heroism, even. The current climate is scary, to be sure; but, still, it's hardly a heroic, super-manly feat of derring-do to post a little link to an article on the war that doesn't revise the Holocaust but just happens to reside at a site opposed to shouting down Holocaust revisionists. No: the P.C. libertarians seem actually to have internalized society's reigning orthodoxies and taboos. They instinctively know what dogmas to accept without question and what ideas to black out. But, on second thought, even their internalization of orthodoxies and taboos may be understandable, and forgivable, since critical thinking and the pursuit of truth are negative Darwinian survival traits in today's world. Those possessing such traits will ultimately be weeded from the gene pool, and already many are unable to subsist economically at even a semi-decent level of poverty.
Perhaps, then, P.C. libertarianism is a perfectly understandable psychological phenomenon. It allows a man to feel good about being a rebellious champion of freedom while safely conforming to society's enforced dogmas. One is thus free to be an intellectual coward, or a complete non-thinker, and still enjoy self-esteem and brilliant repute as a fearless intellectual.
From the perspective of our rulers, such P.C. libertarians are perfectly harmless and can be left alone. They can even be allowed to flourish, as a false opposition. Today's P.C. libertarians may be nothing like the principled 200-proof libertarian truth-seekers of old. However, adherence to a belief system that is logically incoherent but psychologically comforting is probably all that we can expect of them, as Western civilization sloughs ever deeper into the garbage dump of history. --www.thornwalker.com/ditch/fields_pclib.htm

Twenty-first quote of the day (Thanks Mike E):
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/932571.html
U.K. Jews fear Labour scandal bred 'Jewish plot' theories
QUOTE
BERLIN - What began as another scandal concerning illegal campaign contributions to the British Labour Party has become in recent days a tangled matter that is arousing conspiracy theories regarding a "Jewish plot" in the United Kingdom, and the role of the pro-Israel lobby there.
David Abrahams, a Jewish millionaire who has admitted he made secret donations to the ruling British party, said in an interview that appeared in The Jewish Chronicle this past Friday that he concealed his activity because, "I didn't want Jewish money and the Labour Party being put together."
UNQUOTE
[Mike comments:
This little bit of corruption did not breed plot theories. It confirmed them. The evidence is out there and it comes from Jewish sources. See Labour Party Policy Her Majesty's Government is bought and paid for by Jewish interests. They are traitors who sent the British Army to war and death in Iraq for Israel.]

Twenty-second quote of the day (Thanks Ed and TLSTAR):
This Sunday, residents of the Detroit area who opened their paper were greeted with 122 pages of the 2008 Tax Foreclosure list for Wayne County.
The current figure for Wayne county reports that a staggering 1/4 homeowners are in default on their mortgage.
--http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071124/NEWS06/711240334/1004

Twenty-Third quote of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
HOW TO MAKE A TASER SHIELD
In order for the taser to electrify its victim, there must first
be found, a path by which electrical current can travel out of
one probe and into the other probe, so as to complete an
electric current circuit, from the gun back to the gun.
The two taser probes use the victim's body as a bridge to
complete this electric current circuit. Now, if you can give the
two probes an easier bridge to cross, other than the bridge of
your body, you will be bypassing, or short circuiting , the electric
current, away from the body, through the easier bridge, which would
be any electrically conductive material ( eg. aluminum foil.)
Another way to beat the "Taser" is to provide *NO* bridge for electrical
current to travel from one probe to the other probe. You might provide
*NO" bridge by wearing a material that is both physically resistant to the
skin-probing action of the Taser probes, and is also electrically resistant to
the flow of electrons, like an OPEN bridge, preventing the electrons from
flowing out of one "Taser probe tip" and into the other Taser probe tip.
There are many materials which possess both of these "necessary"
physical and electrical properties. Some materials which come to mind
are certain rugged plastic fabrics, rubberized fabrics, etc. In the case of
providing an "easy" short-circuiting bridge, one might look for fabrics that
are impregnated with metallic substances.

Frigga's Day 2007-12-07:

Joke of the day (Thanks Nick M):
I purchased a Teddy Bear this morning for the princely sum of $10.
I named him Mohammed.
This afternoon I sold him on E-Bay for $30.
My question is, "Have I made a prophet?"

Second joke of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.. "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response.
Soon the word arrived. Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Kennedy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Kennedy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand in his right hand and Hillar y's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen" said Kennedy
"Amen" said Hillary.
The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."




Quote of the day:
Indecent exposure: (1) When a decent looking woman exposes herself; (2) when a woman who complains about indecent exposure exposes HERself. --JBR Yant

Second quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
PARIS (AP - Dec 4) - Finnish students have the world's best performance in science, according to a study published Tuesday.
Students from Hong Kong and Canada came in second, according to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. Taiwan, Estonia, Japan, New Zealand and Australia were next.
The report surveyed more than 400,000 15-year-olds in 57 countries. The examinations centered on a science test, but students were also tested on math and reading comprehension.
American students ranked 29th, behind Britain at 14th place and France at 25.
Thirty countries make up the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, which carries out the international tests every three years. The test also was administered to students in 27 countries or jurisdictions that are not part of the industrialized group.
On the math test, students in Taiwan, Finland and Hong Kong topped the charts. In reading, South Korea came out on top, followed by Finland and Hong Kong.

Third quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071206175544.6x5v0npo&show_article=1&image=large
A posh food store in New York's Greenwich Village has found itself red faced after offering hams for sale with the slogan "Delicious for Hanukkah," the current Jewish religious holiday.
The non-kosher labelling was spotted at the weekend by Manhattan novelist Nancy Kay Shapiro, 46, who decided instead of alerting management to take a picture of the unorthodox sign and post it on the Internet.
"I just thought it was funny," Shapiro, who described herself as an unobservant Jew, told the New York Post. "I wasn't offended in any way. I just thought, here's somebody who knows nothing about what Jews eat."
By the time Shapiro returned to the store on Tuesday, the first night of Hanukkah, the signs had vanished, the newspaper reported.
A manager at the Balducci's gourmet grocery store told the newspaper that the sign was a mistake and blamed it on a stock clerk.
Pork and shellfish are among the foods considered unclean under Jewish law.

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Carl):
I just took part in a 2008 Presidential Straw Poll of
grassroots citizens. The results will be released to
the national media as a measure of which candidates
are currently receiving support from grassroots American.
Please go here to complete the Straw Poll.
http://www.grassfire.org/94/survey.asp?PID=15059299&NID=1

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Donaldo):
"Those without capital suffer its punishment."-Frank Scott

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks DKF):
Some years ago Paul Volcker, of the Federal Reserve, was lecturing in St. Louis. A Monetary Realist ( not your author ) was in attendance. At the conclusion of Mr. Volcker's remarks, questions were invited, and the Monetary Realist asked, "Mr. Volcker, in your remarks you used the word "dollar" twenty-six ( or whatever ) times. Can you tell me what a dollar is?" There was a remarkable silence. Volcker said nothing. The silence grew protracted; it was embarrassing. "Well, sir, can you tell me what the yen is, or the mark? You mentioned them as well." The silence continued. Eventually, the host made some excuse and hustled Mr. Volcker from the stage.
Over twenty years ago I wrote a letter to the head of the St. Louis Federal Reserve and asked another simple question: is our money tangible? If so, I asked, what are its physical characteristics? If not, how can you tell if you've got it? A brief note was received in reply, stating, in effect, that due to the "technical nature" of my question, the president ( of the bank ) was unable to answer at this time. He hasn't answered since.
--http://www.gold-eagle.com:80/gold_digest_02/hein111302.html
[Birdman comment: This is obviously a leading question by a hard-money advocate, who is attempting to say by his question that dollars are not money, but only gold and silver are money. In my view, gold and silver are NOT money, but only commodities like wheat and cattle. There are virtues in the hard money position, but these are trumped by its vices, none of which most hard money advocates are familiar with. For the rest of the story, I invite the reader to check out my book on Economics -- you might find it worth a few dollars, if you know what they are.]

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
We Should Use 'Heartbeat
Detection Sensor' To Stop Illegals
12-5-7
http://rense.com/general79/heartmon.htm
"The authorities at Ostende, Belgium use a special scanner supplied by the British to intercept illegal immigrants on their way to Britain. The scanner is a heartbeat detector that can reveal the presence of human beings in containers awaiting shipment." (This was from a news report in August, 2006, when the scanner temporarily broke down:
http://www.expatica.com/actual/article.asp?subchannel_id=48&story_id=32842 .)
Why can't we be using that sort of equipment on our borders? Trucks entering the United States, cargo containers entering the California ports, etc. could be easily scanned.
See more about the "heartbeat detection sensor" at:
[1] http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article826190.ece
[2] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/3626255.stm
[3] http://www.fbodaily.com/cbd/archive/1998/01(January)/15-Jan-1998/63-SOL.htm

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Carl):
OMAHA BANNED CONCEALED GUNS?
Carl F. Worden
Effective January 2007, Nebraska enacted "Shall Issue" concealed gun
law, that gave some Nebraska residents the right to carry a concealed
gun if they passed a basic gun safety course and were not convicted
felons, mentally deranged or convicted of Domestic Abuse.
But that "Shall Issue" law refused to override anti-gun laws in Nebraska
cities that banned carrying concealed guns. According to the following
article I just researched, Omaha, Nebraska, where a brutal and suicidal
attack occurred in a mall today, 12/5/07, banned carrying concealed
guns.
Here is the article I found at
http://www.negop.org/newsdetails.asp?id=239

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Col):
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882-1945), 32nd US President

Tenth quote of the day:
* Codpiece: (1) For young men, a way of disguising the embarrasssment of spontaneous erections; (2) For old men, a way of disguising the embarrassment of no longer having them.
* B-side: The recording beside the main one. --JBR Yant

Eleventh quote of the day (Thanks Ted Pike):
HATE BILL DEFEATED!
Sen. Kennedy's hate crime amendment, approved by the U.S. House and Senate, was stripped from the National Defense Appropriations Act, H.R. 1585, midday Thursday. Congressional Quarterly reports that support for the arms/hate bill bureau had so eroded in the House that Democrats were forty votes short of passage.
This great victory confirms that massive last-minute opposition from the evangelical and far right may well have powerfully helped defeat it. Sens. Kennedy and Smith may attempt to revive it as stand-alone legislation after the first of the year. But its rejection by Conference greatly increases the likelihood that we can defeat it again - if lovers of freedom continue to protest loudly.

Twelfth quote of the day (Thanks james p):
http://oldpoetry.com/opoem/show/10190-Edmund-Blunden-Forefathers
Forefathers
>>>>
Here they went with smock and crook,
Toiled in the sun, lolled in the shade,
Here they mudded out the brook
And here their hatchet cleared the glade:
Harvest-supper woke their wit,
Huntsmen's moon their wooings lit.
>>>>
From this church they led their brides,
From this church themselves were led
Shoulder-high; on these waysides
Sat to take their beer and bread.
Names are gone - what men they were
These their cottages declare.
>>>>>
Names are vanished, save the few
In the old brown Bible scrawled;
These were men of pith and thew,
Whom the city never called;
Scarce could read or hold a quill,
Built the barn, the forge, the mill.
>>>>>
On the green they watched their sons
Playing till too dark to see,
As their fathers watched them once,
As my father once watched me;
While the bat and beetle flew
On the warm air webbed with dew.
>>>>
Unrecorded, unrenowned,
Men from whom my ways begin,
Here I know you by your ground
But I know you not within -
There is silence, there survives
Not a moment of your lives.
>>>
Like the bee that now is blown
Honey-heavy on my hand,
From his toppling tansy-throne
In the green tempestuous land -
I'm in clover now, nor know
Who made honey long ago.

Thirteenth quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
Tuesday December 4, 2007
The Guardian
US intelligence agencies undercut the White House yesterday by disclosing for the first time that Iran has not been pursuing a nuclear weapons development programme for the past four years. The secret report, which was declassified yesterday and published, marked a significant shift from previous estimates. "Tehran's decision to halt its nuclear weapons programme suggests it is less determined to develop nuclear weapons than we have been judging since 2005," it said.
The disclosure makes it harder for President George Bush, to justify a military strike against Iran before he leaves office next year. It also makes it more difficult to persuade Russia and China to join the US, Britain and France in imposing a new round of sanctions on Tehran.
Bush and vice-president Dick Cheney have been claiming without equivocation that Tehran is bent on achieving a nuclear weapon, with the president warning in October of the risk of a third world war. They were briefed on the national intelligence estimate (NIE) on Wednesday.

Fourteenth quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
I will have a BIG announcement to make there.
Here are the key details:
http://www.ncoal.com/ncnews/1107/111107b.htm
Check out their WHOLE website. This is a professional and elite group.
I urge you all to attend this rousing WINTERFEST 2007, and make your travel arrangements now. It will be music, fun, fellowship, and the Nationalist Coalition, which is organizing the event, is composed of men with National Alliance backgrounds, which means some high-quality people. As you may know, the National Alliance was founded by the late, great Dr. William Pierce, a nuclear physicist from CalTech --- and a great thinker with whom I worked for three years in the 1980s in Arlington, Virginia. (I moderated the NA's 1984 conference.)
MARGI AND I WILL BE STAYING ON IN PHOENIX THE NEXT DAY, SUNDAY, TO MEET YOU PERSONALLY AFTER THE WINTERFEST.
Please contact me and I will also recommend to you personally -- a wonderful and very pretty young redhead, DeShea Bentley <desheabentley@frontiernet.net>, (website: http://www.ytb.com/Default.aspx?wa=bookandescape&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1) who can make all your travel arrangements online and efficiently for an excellent price.
She is totally supportive of freedom, so keep her in mind for ALL YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS FROM NOW ON, and she booked our own flights to the big Phoenix Winterfest. (See below) together with the dynamic young head of the Phoenix Nationalist Coalition, the handsome young activist (and dad), Jesse Curnow (seen on the Winterfest page HERE: http://www.ncoal.com/nccontacts.htm, third picture down). (Sorry, girls, he's taken. )
I hope to see you all on December 15 at the Winterfest in Phoenix. And I guarantee lots of beautiful Arizona snow (sprayed on inside the mall).
John de Nugent
PS Call me with any questions. (571) 312-3348.

Fifteenth quote of the day (Thanks Voltaire):
Antonin Scalia, the Supreme Court Justice, enjoys a completely undeserved reputation as a 'conservative'. He is nothing of the kind; he is a 'kikeservative'. Scalia is a big supporter of the bogus 'War on Terror'. He has never heard of the terror which went into the creation of the state of Israel. This is perhaps not surprising considering that Scalia is good pals with a very rich and influential Zionist shyster named Lewin. Scalia the great is also a big admirer of Talmudically trained law students. He has two of them clerking for him right now. Antonin The Great is on record as stating that the Talmudically trained have an enormous advantage over simple minded goyim. He even wishes to establish a Yiddish academy for lawyers with his good buddy, Lewin. Mind you, Antonin Scalia is supposedly a devout Catholic. Apparently, the oh-so-learned 'wise man' has never read the dozen or more papal bulls and encyclicals covering the real nature of Talmudic teachings. He must not have done his homework in comparative religion while twisting his brain cells into a pretzel at law school. Scalia poses as a 'strict constructionist' of the Constitution while giving the government the power to bust down the doors of real or alleged drug dealers. He bestows the blessings of Torquemada on Guantanamo Bay while singing the praises of the Khazar Reich called Israel. Antonin Scalia is the Johannes Eisenmenger of 'Endektes Islam'. ('The Secrets of The Moslems Revealed') He can recite the satanic verses by heart while boiling Patrick Buchanan, Ron Paul and David Duke in hot Zionist excrement for all eternity. Ruthie Goonsberg should be proud of her 'Israel Uber Alles' pseudo-conservative arch antagonist.

Woden's Day 2007-12-05:

Quote of the day (Thanks Michael A):
What I find, reading your site and then reading other
books from different, totally conflicting sources and
then going out into the world "as is", outside of the
realm of clashing ideas, is that truth is
kaleidoscopic and varies depending on who you're
talking to. When I'm up on your website, your ideas
theoretically make so much sense "up in the head" but
when I go out into the real world outside the realm of
pure thought, these ideas don't quite add up with
what's "happening on the ground". There's a far sight
of difference between "theory" and "action" and what
I'm reminded of is the shadows in Plato's cave and
various folk putting on "a show" with puppets for a
man watching the flickering represenations on the
wall. Any facsimile of the world is going to be "a
shadow" of the real thing, and I suppose I've always
subscribed to about 500 "puppet shows". The trick is
to decide which ones are the most relevant, while
understanding that it may not be 100% on the mark. In
other words, WELCOME TO THE POSTMODERN CONDITION.
[Birdman replies:
Dear Michael:
I agree that there is a disconnect between what is on my site and what is called 'reality' by most people, and while I had never quite thought of it that way, I think yours is a very perceptive observation. Yes, I have 'encountered' it in the difficulty which I and others in the Movement have had in getting people to open their minds to the worldview that we present, but your observation puts it more starkly, and gives me a different feeling for the problem. I think others have attempted to grapple with this situation in speaking of our circumstances as being akin to the 'frog in the pot' scenario: If you put a frog into a pot and the water is hot, he will hop out, but if the water is cool, he will stay, and then you can turn up the temperature gradually until the frog's goose is cooked: Our problem is the same because the heat is increasing so slowly that most people don't recognize that we are in big trouble. Another way I have encountered the disconnect is to recognize, as others have recognized, that things are infinitely different today than they were 50 years ago when I was growing up, where people who were 'born yesterday' would not have this perspective.
Maybe the best way to characterize the disconnect is to say that, on our website, and in the Movement generally, we are watching the dials on a big machine called 'society', and that we see these dials moving into the danger range because we are constantly monitoring them and can see what is going on, even tho other people who are watching the machine see nothing wrong BECAUSE THEY AREN'T MONITORING THE DIALS. For these people, everything seems 'normal' and nothing seems to change from day to day. And that is the very thing that our NWO masters want us to think -- nothing is changing, and all is well. But because we watch the dials we know that's an illusion, and one which is all the more deadly because it is reinforced by the filthy lying media. The bottom line, then, is not that there is a disconnect between 'two worlds'; it is rather that you see reality a lot better when you read our page.]

Second quote of the day (Thanks Barbra):
I just took part in a 2008 Presidential Straw Poll of
grassroots citizens. The results will be released to
the national media as a measure of which candidates
are currently receiving support from grassroots American.
Please go here to complete the Straw Poll.
http://www.grassfire.org/94/survey.asp?PID=14977423&NID=1

Third quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
...am reminded how Schiller's Ode to Joy once was known as Ode to Freedom ("Ode an die Freiheit"), but German censors feared this freedom concept and so forced it to be substituted by Joy ("Freude"). It seems even then censors knew that hedonism was OK because an individual going on a self-destructive trip harms not the prevailing order but anyone challenging an order with the freedom concept is a great danger to the established order. --Fredrick Toben

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Robert E):
New blog set up by an Englishman who believes in discussing all of the strands of nationalism in Britain (whether you are English nationalist, British nationalist, national socialist or national European)
http://www.nosurrenderuk.blogspot.com/
Express your viewpoint here. Join the debate ... away from Stormfront.
[Birdman comment: If there's a problem with Stormfront, this is the first I have heard.]

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Ted W):
Last week author Jud Cyllorn died in a car accident. Jud was a
brilliant guy, who raised many people's conciousness about
multiculturalism, which he called "the multicult" and "multiculti
goodness".
Jud rocketed to fame as the advisor of British Columbia's premier, and
was then blamed for his downfall. Jud made the papers when he sent 3000
copies of his book, "Stop Apologizing!" to every elected official in
British Columbia and in the Federal governmen.
To this day, the book is banned in Canada. It is an excellent read,
with lots of big glossy photos, maps, and diagrams.
As with Willis Carto's essay on Yockey, there are allegations that the
work was written by another party. Whatever the case, Jud stood up to
bat and took the heat for it.
Jud is so far the only Canadian who took a Jewish "activist" to court
and successfully got her convicted, after he caught her on video
smashing his bookstore windows.

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks DKF):
[Quotation from the 1848 California Constitution - and what are those Mexicans whining about that we 'stole' their land?]
ARTICLE II.
Right of Suffrage.
Sec. 1. Every white male citizen of the United States, and every white male citizen of Mexico, who shall have elected to become a citizen of the United States, under the treaty of peace exchanged and ratified at Queretaro, on the 30th day of May, 1848 of the age of twenty-one years, who shall have been a resident of the State six months next preceding the election, and the county or district in which he claims his vote thirty days, shall be entitled to vote at all elections which are now or hereafter may authorized by law: Provided, nothing herein contained, shall be construed to prevent the Legislature, by a two-thirds concurrent vote, from admitting to the right of suffrage, Indians or the descendants of Indians, in such special cases as such proportion of the legislative body may deem just and proper.
http://www.sos.ca.gov/archives/level3_const1849txt.html

Moon's Day 2007-12-03:

Joke of the day (Thanks EH):
>A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. She laid her
>pet on the table. The vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
>bird's heart. "I'm so sorry; your pet duck has passed away."
>
>The distressed owner wailed "Are you sure?"
>
>"Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," the vet replied.
>
>"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any
>testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
>
>The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a
>few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked
>on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
>examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
>
>He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted
>the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful
>cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to
>its tail and back again.
>
>The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped
>down and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm
>sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead
>duck."
>
>Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced
>a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took
>the bill. "150!" she cried. "150 just to tell me my duck is dead?"
>
>The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
>would have been twenty dollars. But, what with the Lab Report and the CAT scan,
>it all adds up.

Second joke of the day (Thanks Cap'n Ed):
>An Irish Ghost Story
>
>This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like
>an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true!!!!!
>
>John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road
>hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The
>night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly
>see a few feet ahead of him.
>
>Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John,
>desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and
>closed the door.. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the
>engine wasn't even on!
>
>The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a
>curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just
>before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the
>window and turned the wheel.
>
>John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window,
>time and again but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw
>the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped
>out of the car and ran to it.
>
>Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about
>the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when
>everybody realized he was crying and....wasn't drunk.
>
>Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people rushed in from the dark and
>stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around,
>and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...
>
>"Look Paddy.....there's that fekking idiot that got in the car while we
>were pushing it!!!!"





Quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
World Elects Ron Paul! Vast majority in worldwide online poll say they would elect Ron Paul as the next president of the USA
Steve Watson, Nov 28, 2007
A website which has collected over 72,000 votes from people in countries all over the world has revealed that the vast majority would elect Ron Paul if they had the opportunity to influence the 2008 US election.
At time of writing, the site at www.whowouldtheworldelect.com/ has collected 72,556 votes from people in countries across the world, from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe and everywhere in between.

Second quote of the day (Thanks Donaldo):
http://natallnews.com/story.php?id=6489
"And one thing I’ll add here, is that while the Moon quest was probably our
race’s greatest technological achievement, there are some whackos out there
who think it’s a big hoax, a conspiracy. Perhaps this is to cloud the air
in exposing the greatest hoax of our time, that being the official
Holocaust story. Well in issue #138 of National Vanguard magazine, the
legitimacy of the Moon landing is explained, while the illegitimacy of the
Holocaust is exposed."-Eric Gliebe, "The Aryan Barbarian"; current head of the NA
[Birdman comment: It appears that Eric is unwilling to acknowledge the probable fakery of the Moon landing because he thinks the achievement of space travel reflects so much credit to us whites. That's an interesting motive.]

Third quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Consumer Outrage Forces PA
Retreat On 'rGBH-Free' Labels
12-1-7
http://rense.com/general79/labels.htm
In Organic Bytes issue #121, the OCA reported that the Pennsylvania Agriculture Department (PDA) was moving to ban labeling of dairy products as rBGH-free. Under pressure from Monsanto, the manufacturer of the genetically engineered Bovine Growth Hormone, the PDA listed 16 companies that would be required to remove rBGH-free labels by December 31, 2007. Market analysts surmised that once Pennsylvania successfully banned such labeling, other states would likely follow.
Thanks to a massive outcry from the public, Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell has intervened on this issue and is delaying probably permanently the implementation of the rule in order to thoroughly review the impact and legality of banning rBGH-free labels. This is great news for dairy farmers and consumers. The OCA applauds all who took action on this issue.
According to PDA spokesman Chris Ryder, "There was some level of surprise. We weren't anticipating quite this response."
Learn more: http://www.organicconsumers.org/rbghlink.cfm

Fourth quote of the day ("):
A WARNING
http://www.att.com/gen/press-room?pid=6045
Check out the ATT website above to confirm the following warning:
From: James W. von Brunn From: linda schurr
We received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said "Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I have something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number beginning with 809.
We didn't respond.
Then this week, we received the following e-mail:
Do Not DIAL AREA CODE 809, 284, AND 876
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T. DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809
This one is being distributed all over the US. This is pretty scary, especially given the way they try to get you to call.
Be sure you read this and pass it on.
They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has been arrested, died, or to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc.
In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since there are so many new area codes these days, people unknowingly return these calls.
If you call from the U. S., you will apparently be charged $2425 per-minute.
Or, you'll get a long recorded message. The point is, they will try to keep you on the phone as long as possible to increase the charges. Unfortunately, when you get your phone bill, you'll often be charged more than $24,100.00.
WHY IT WORKS:
The 809 area code is located in the British Virgin Islands (The Bahamas).
The charges afterwards can become a real nightmare. That's because you did actually make the call. If you complain, both your local phone company and your long distance carrier will not want to get involved and will most likely tell you that they are simply providing the billing for the foreign company. You'll end up dealing with a foreign company that argues they have done nothing wrong.
Please forward this entire message to your friends, family and colleagues to help them become aware of this scam.

Fifth quote of the day:
Intellectually tough: A hard-boiled egghead. --JBR Yant

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks counter bias):
Who Electrocuted the Rosenbergs?
The Rosenbergs Murdered by Their Own Cabal
The nuclear holocausts of Hiroshima and Nagasaki couldn’t have happened, had it not been for the Jews, as the Manhattan Project wouldn’t have come about without the urging of the Relativity Jew Einstein and three other “atomic” Jews -- all of them bent on “racial revenge” against Germany. And having put the nuclear genie at the disposal of Uncle Sam, the Jews hurried to share it with their favourite Fuehrer -- Comrade Stalin. (In fact, they’ve been spying for the KGB even before the KGB was known to be in existence.) And they let the Rosenbergs FRY, rather than let them talk -- and avoid the electric chair! And this suited both Comrade Stalin and the kosher cabal just fine! Dead Rosenbergs told no tales -- and posthumously went on to serve as “Judeo-Marxist martyrs” executed by the “anti-Semitic WASP establishment”! (“Anti-Semitism is indispensable to them for the management of their lesser brethren.” -- The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, “a forgery with
amazing prescient power”, according to Henry Makow ) In fact, the only reason why the Rosenbergs got themselves electrocuted is because they were silly enough to trust their Jew lawyers and their KGB handlers -- and swallowed the kosher/KGB bait of the not-so-likely “last minute reprieve” and an even less likely “retrial”! And exactly the same Jew lawyer types that had no slightest compunction about letting the Rosenbergs fry in the electric chair are now busy mass-marketing the “chimneys of Auschwitz”!

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Patrick Henry ended his most famous speech with these words:
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
The crowd jumped up and shouted "To Arms! To Arms!".
Today, American professional-patriots advise their audience to obey the oppressors, break no laws, sit-tight, take a cold shower, pray. Jesus will save you.
Goodbye Whitey.
jvb-88
www.holywesternempire.org

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Jimi):
Rep. Ron Paul (R-Tex.) convincingly won a straw poll Saturday night at the
Virginia Republican Party Advance, an annual conference in Crystal City that
drew about 500 state party leaders and activists.
The poll followed a series of speeches by surrogates representing each of
the GOP presidential candidates. Voting was open to any Virginia resident
who paid $35.
Paul drew 38 percent of the vote after bringing in supporters from all
corners of the state.
"It means we've got the strength to go the next step to take on the primary
in Virginia," said Dennis Fusaro, Paul's national field director. "It shows
our great organization. We won with a combination of people new to the
process and the people who have been involved in the party a long time."

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Fredrick):
Headline: Paul Fromm Stripped of His Teaching Certificate by Ontario College of
Teachers
[Paul comments: It was a Soviet-style politically correct kangaroo court, plain and simple.
The hostility toward me from the panel of three Discipline Committee members
was palpable and remarked on by supporters who, from time to time, attended
at the hearings which were held listlessly from January, 2005 to June, 2007.
In the end, the decision was harsh, the punishment brutal and the decision
meant as a message to other dissidents who might be teachers.]

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Sir Peter):
The Hillary Clinton you do not know about:
London newspaper printed a story about: Hillary Clinton having a lesbian affair with Huma Abedin, her aide.(This would be the least of the bad that is actually known about Hillary by the few really politically informed public in the U.S. - the following is some of what I have been informed about her)
Summary of Information from Washington Press Corps: On April 17, Hillary Clinton was indicted on $50 Million Bank Fraud (Whitewater) and obstruction of Justice related to stealing Foster’s files on the eve of his death. The indictments were due to be unsealed on the 19th. But were not due to fear of further chaos on the day of the bombing (Apr. 19, 1995). On the 22nd , depositions of Bill and Hillary were taken and on the 24th , Hillary was indicted on Perjury in relation thereto.
Fifteen other persons were also indicted, including the current Governor of Arkansas and former White House Chief of Staff/Counsel. (It is my understanding these indictments were sealed by the court and no further action was taken. Hillary then ran for the Senate in New York).
--tidbits news

Eleventh quote of the day ("):
The four ATF Agents killed at Waco were all ex-body guards of Bill Clinton that blew the whistle on his over 100 sexual affairs while Governor of Arkansas. I was advised that Clinton was also admitted to the emergency room at least once because of cocaine overdose while Governor of Arkansas.
One of the sex exploits of Clinton was being given oral sex by a girl in a car in his daughter’s school yard when school was not in progress while four body guards stood watch around the car.
John Troutman head of the Montana Militia told me one of the body guards was killed in the cattle truck on the way to Waco because he said he was not going to shoot innocent civilians, the other three were the only ones killed during the actual attack in Waco.
--ibid

Frigga's Day 2007-11-30:

Joke of the day (Thanks hangman):
> Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
> The doctor comes back and says, Bob, I'm not going to beat around the
> bush.
>
> You have AIDS."
>
> Gay Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?".
>
> Doc says, "Eat 10 Tins of Baked beans, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled
> carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 400
> peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of
> prune juice."
>
> Gay Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
>
> Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding
> of what your ass is for.

Second joke of the day (Thanks Cap'n Ed):
>Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder
>dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
>had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
>
>So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I
>didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although
>I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
>that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
>coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
>works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
>or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
>complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
>practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
>
>Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
>poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's
>ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a
>heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
>
>WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.




Quote of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
> LAW ENFORCEMENT: CORRUPTING INFLUENCE OF DRUG PROHIBITION
> By Frosty Wooldridge, teacher, author and lecturer (condensed)
> Front page headlines scream out across America each time a cop gets
> busted for corruption. This proves a tragedy for the officer, his family
> and The Thin Blue Line. How often? The United States Department of
> Justice stopped keeping statistics in 1988, but experts agree that the
> drug trade ensnares half of police officers.
> Prison guards smuggle in drugs, customs officers waive truckloads of
> narcotics into the country while money corrupts too many. Even as
> citizens learn how much the officer took, the reader rarely hears of the
> most pervasive form of corruption; namely how often officers lie under
> oath.

Second quote of the day (Thanks Barbra):
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=7580
Bishop Richard Williamson, seemingly the most outspoken and controversial bishop of the Society of St. Pius X, asserted in a recent talk that the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks were committed "to get the American public to accept the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq," according to a news item by Jack Kenny in the Nov. 15, 2007 issue of The Wanderer <http://www.thewandererpress.com/>

Third quote of the day (Thanks Brett):
http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,313363,00.html
Rapper 'Birdman' and Entourage Jailed for Marijuana Possession
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
KINGSPORT, Tennessee —
Rapper Bryan "Birdman" Williams was among 16 people charged with possession
of marijuana after the recreational vehicle they were riding in was pulled
over by police for making an improper lane change.
Kingsport Police Cpl. Tim Horne said he stopped the vehicle Tuesday after
seeing it force a tractor trailer into the emergency lane on Interstate 81.
[Birdman comment: If you want to see a pic of this baldheaded negro, check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Williams_(businessman) ]

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
USA Today pointed out a particularly glaring problem last week. The private laboratories that test foods from companies on the government's "import alert list" cannot automatically report tainted food to the Food and Drug Administration. Instead, they must give their reports to the importer who is paying for the test. If a shipment fails one laboratory's test, some importers have switched to a less-reputable laboratory to get the tainted foodstuff through. That cannot be allowed. When labs find a batch of food with too much pesticide or salmonella or worse, they should be required to alert the F.D.A., not hope the companies will come clean for them.
--http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/26/opinion/26mon1.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
A recent Associated Press story about Ron Paul carries a headline that was carefully crafted to turn off many American voters. The headline proclaimed: "Paul Endorsed by Nevada Brothel Owner."
The AP story began: "Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, an underdog Texas congressman with a libertarian streak, has picked up an endorsement from a Nevada brothel owner," Dennis Hof.
"Picked up," however, is the wrong phrase, since it implies, incorrectly, that Ron Paul had solicited Hof's endorsement. In actuality, it was a member of the media, MSNBC's Tucker Carlson, who had done the soliciting. Carlson not only contacted Hof to ask him to check out Ron Paul while Paul was in Nevada, but he even arrived at Ron Paul's Reno news conference in the company of Hof and two of Hof's prostitutes. Hof's presence, which surprised the Ron Paul campaign, then gave Hof the opportunity to be interviewed by the media.
--http://www.jbs.org/node/6438

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks David M):
I can't access it now, but I have seen a large dictionary which was
published in the 1930s in which the word "nigger" was actually used as a
compliment, using the phrase "... to work like a nigger..." Of course, this
was before the welfare system had performed one of its assigned tasks.
[Birdman comment: Thomas Sowell has commented that, before the 1954 Brown decision, blacks were actually doing a credible job in pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. Foreskinners put an end to that, ja wohl.]

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Ambro):
http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/ron_paul_zogby_analyst_says_rp_contender_against_hillary.htm
Zogby Analyst Says Ron Paul Strongest Contender to
Beat Hillary
Texas Congressman's popularity amongst Democrats,
Independents outstrips Giuliani, Romney, Thompson,
Paul is only chance of smashing Bush-Clinton power
monopoly
--Prison Planet | November 21, 2007

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
http://bigbusinesscrimes.blogspot.com/
AGAINST WARMONGERS AND IMPERIALIST WARS AND THOSE WHO PROFIT FROM THEM
by Benjamin Merhav
The following is an exerpt from a speech by a USA general , Major General Smedley Darlington Butler (1881 - 1940) :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley_Butler#Speaking_and_writing_career
"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business , for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer , a gangster for capitalism . I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street.. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents." [19]
Here is how the Wikipedia describes his career :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley_Butler
"Smedley Darlington Butler (July 30, 1881 – June 21, 1940), nicknamed "The Fighting Quaker" and "Old Gimlet Eye," was a Major General in the U.S. Marine Corps and, at the time of his death, the most decorated Marine in U.S. history.
During his 34 years of Marine Corps service, Butler was awarded numerous medals for heroism including the Marine Corps Brevet Medal (the highest Marine medal at its time for officers), and subsequently the Medal of Honor twice. Notably, he is one of only 19 people to be twice awarded the Medal of Honor, and one of only three to be awarded a Marine Corps Brevet Medal and a Medal of Honor, and the only person to be awarded a Marine Corps Brevet Medal and a Medal of Honor for two different actions.
In addition to his military career, Smedley Butler was noted for his outspoken anti-interventionist views, and his book War is a Racket. His book was one of the first works describing the workings of the military-industrial complex and after retiring from service, he became a popular speaker at meetings organized by veterans, pacifists and church groups in the 1930s.
In 1934, he informed the United States Congress that a group of wealthy industrialists had plotted a military coup to overthrow the government of President Franklin D. Roosevelt . "

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Lantana):
When military investigators questioned Erie County Judge Michael E. Dunlavey about reported prisoner abuse during his tenure at the Guantanamo Bay camp for suspected terrorists, Dunlavey told them he got his "marching orders" from President Bush, according to a new book about U.S. policies regarding torture.
The book, "Administration of Torture: A Documentary Record from Washington to Abu Ghraib and Beyond," relies on government documents obtained through the Freedom of Information Act to trace the development of what the authors claim was prisoner abuse and torture that emerged in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.. . .
Subject: Torture Orders Came Straight from Bush & Rumsfeld
--http://www.goerie.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071102/NEWS02/711020374/-1/NEWS

Tenth quote of the day:
You can't take the nigger out of the negro, and you will not change this fact by calling him an African-American. --JBR Yant

Eleventh quote of the day (Thanks Tony):
Democracy has almost disappeared from the UK the last few years. Almost 2 million people demonstrating against the Iraq war were simply ignored.
The Referendum we were promised, on the EU Constitution, has been denied us. We have the burden, and expense, of a vast number of (often stupid) laws which we are expected to obey even though they come from Brussels, not Westminster, so are not the will of the people.
Polls repeatedly show that 80, or 85%, of our population, either want us out of the EU, or want a referendum on it. This means that only 12 million, or less, are in favour. Add on the total membership of the criminal 'Common Purpose' organization, a large number of our corrupt politicians, this still leaves some 48 million, or more, who are being conned, or bullied into accepting life under the evil, corrupt, dictatorship which is the EU.
We are angry, explosively angry. We cannot just stand by and watch the elimination of our Country, and Queen. But what can we do? We are just 2 people, not much we can do. But we do not wish to live in a police state, and dictatorship, and are too old to emigrate.
--"Gordon & Joan"

Twelfth quote of the day (Thanks Henri, New Order and Voltaire):
" . . . All the odds are on the man who is, is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most easily and adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more closely the inner soul of the people.
We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day,
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H. L. MENCKEN, The Baltimore Sun, July 26, 1920

Thirteenth quote of the day:
www.GiveMeLiberty.orgwww.GiveMeLiberty.org <http://givemeliberty.org/> November 29, 2007
U.S. Supreme Court Dockets
Landmark Right to Petition Case
Two days ago, the U.S. Supreme Court docketed two Petitions for Writ of
Certiorari arising from the same decision by the United States Court of
Appeals in the case titled, We The People v. United States. The Supreme
Court will consider the two Petitions together.
One Petition for Writ of Certiorari, submitted by WTP Chairman Robert
Schulz, was assigned Docket Number 07-681. The second Petition for Writ
of Certiorari, filed by attorney Mark Lane, who is representing the
remaining Plaintiffs, was assigned Docket Number 07-680.
By the end of the year we will know whether the nation's Highest Court
will take upon itself the burden of considering -- for the first time in
the Republic's history -- the constitutional meaning of the last ten
words of the First Amendment, i.e., the People's Right to Petition the
government for a Redress of Grievances.
The burden is breathtaking in the scope of its implications.
(continued...)
Click Here for the Full Update
<http://www.wethepeoplefoundation.org/UPDATE/Update2007-11-29.htm>

Fourteenth quote of the day (Thanks TLSTAR):
Have you seen the headlines? President Bush is quietly negotiating an
agreement with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to keep our troops
there indefinitely--an agreement that could include permanent bases and a
massive military presence for years!1 Bush is trying to tie the hands of
the next administration to keep us in Iraq for the foreseeable future.2
This is a pivotal moment--the agreement is still in the planning stages
and if we don't act now, we could be stuck in Iraq for decades. --moveon.org

Fifteenth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
>Time To Move To Gun Owners Of America Which Supports Ron Paul
>DROP YOUR NRA MEMBERSHIP and join second largest Pro-Second Amendment group (soon to be
>the leading group) in the nation. One which Dr. Paul himself has said is,
>"The only no-compromise gun lobby in Washington." "
>
> ************************************************************************
>
>
>
>
>
> Time To Move To Gun Owners Of America Which Supports Ron Paul
> From Sources
> 11-29-7
>
> http://rense.com/general79/outst.htm
>
> NRA BETRAYAL
>
> Ron Paul has been excluded from the NRA's online list of GOP
>Candidates! This cannot stand. Either they include Paul or pro-gun rights
>people should dump the NRA for good and back Gunowners of America.
>
> Details
>
> Here we go again... The strongest supporter of the Second
>Amendment (Rep. RON PAUL R-Texas) has been ousted from the 2008
>Presidential Race by none other than the pro (anti-gun) National Rifle
>Association who these days seems much more concerned with selling
>miscellaneous insurance policies and knicknacks through their annoying
>email system than actually doing anything constructive to protect our
>Second Amendment.
>
> Check out the <http://dailypaul.com/>dailypaul.com or just go
>straight to the NRA's own website and see for yourselves....
> This is truly incredible. Please prepare yourselves.
> http://www.nrapublications.org/celebration/default.asp
> NRA Contact info:
> EMAIL - publications@nrahq.org, ILA-Contact@nrahq.org
>
> Phone - (800) 392-8683 (during business hours you can speak to a
>live person)
> They totally avoided my questions and responded that they were
>not endorsing a particular candidate. My question not answered - Why is
>Ron Paul not listed as a candidate?
> Ron Paul is the ONLY Congressman and Presidential Candidate to
>receive an A+ rating from Gun Owners of America -
>http://gunowners.org/110hrat.htm
>
> DROP YOUR NRA MEMBERSHIP and join second largest Pro-Second
>Amendment group (soon to be the leading group) in the nation. One who Dr.
>Paul himself has said is, "The only no-compromise gun lobby in
>Washington."
>
>
> Join now... http://gunowners.org/ordergoamem.htm DROP THE NRA.

Woden's Day 2007-11-28:

Joke of the day (Thanks Manfred):
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to
the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool
table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with
wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
teacher."



Quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
From The [London] Sunday Times
November 25, 2007 http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2937068.ece
"US is ‘worst’ imperialist": Archbishop Rowan Williams
The Archbishop of Canterbury has said that the United States wields its power in a way that is worse than Britain during its imperial heyday.
Rowan Williams claimed that America’s attempt to intervene overseas by “clearing the decks” with a “quick burst of violent action” had led to “the worst of all worlds”.
In a wide-ranging interview with a British Muslim magazine, the Anglican leader linked criticism of the United States to one of his most pessimistic declarations about the state of western civilisation.
He said the crisis was caused not just by America’s actions but also by its misguided sense of its own mission. He poured scorn on the “chosen nation myth of America, meaning that what happens in America is very much at the heart of God’s purpose for humanity”.

Second quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
A Nevada brothel owner is giving Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul his stamp of approval and plans to start raising money for the Texas congressman.
Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, says he'll leave collection boxes outside the door so people can drop in their political contributions.
A spokesman for Paul says the politician with a libertarian streak doesn't condone prostitution on a personal level. But, he says, "it's not the role of federal government and it's not in the constitution for federal government to regulate these things."
--http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/26/politics/main3539640.shtml

Third quote of the day (Thanks Manfred):
November 16, 2007 - Reserve Bank [of Australia] board member Warwick
McKibbin has just announced support for a carbon tax, combined with a
carbon-trading scheme. Make no mistake: the "climate change" swindle run by
the British financial oligarchy and supported by our complicit mainstream
media, will tax us to death-no pun intended. This tax-and-trade scheme will
shut down our farmers and manufacturers and ram up the price of petrol, gas
and electricity-and it's all based on one big scientific scam. The
London-centred financial oligarchy intends mass genocide, as the following
quotes from their assets in the Green movement clearly demonstrate. <snip>
[Birdman comment: Astonishing if true. Supporting information would be welcome.]

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Patrick Grimm):
Industrialist Henry Ford, the Irishman who invented the assembly line, made the first mass-produced automobile, made it affordable, and became as rich as Bill Gates in the process:
"The only statement I care to make about the Protocols is that they fit in with what is going on... They have fitted the world situation up to this time. They fit it now." --Henry Ford, February 17, 1921

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks Mel F):
According to Michael Hoffman:
"On Saturday we broke the story on an otherwise obscure squib that
appeared in New York City's "Forward" newspaper, confirming what your
editor has been saying for years, that "Catholic conservative"
super-hero, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, has been engaged in a
sustained campaign of actively assisting in the promotion of Talmudic
law clerks and lawyers at the highest levels of the American judiciary....
After we reported this outrage on Nov. 24, it should have been passed
around and reprinted in some significant corners of the Internet. But it
wasn't. To my knowledge, it was published only on our own blog, and that
of Maurice Pinay:
http://mauricepinay.blogspot.com/2007/11/disabuse-yourself-of-disinformation.html"

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
"America is coming apart, decomposing, and...the likelihood of her survival as one nation...is improbable -- and impossible if America continues on her current course," declares Pat Buchanan. "For we are on a path to national suicide." --Patrick Buchanan

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Fredrick & Tony):
The boy [a gay escort] happens to be real, and his "stage name" is Benjamin Nicholas. One of the politicos "Big Head DC" has learned he’s alleged to have been involved with is the married Sen. Trent Lott, 66, who unexpectedly announced his retirement on Monday. Lott is well-known to have been against a plethora of gay rights issues throughout his terms in Congress. He was also good friends with [famous faggot] Sen. Larry Craig throughout his time in Congress.
Nicholas told "Big Head DC" today via e-mail that he didn’t want to go on the record to talk about his dealings with Lott, because, said Nicholas, "Trent is going through his fair share of scrutiny right now and I don’t want to add to it." However, e-mail and other records confirm that the two have met on at least two occasions.
--http://bigheaddc.com/2007/11/26/trent-lott-fallout-the-gay-escort-who-knew-too-much/

Moon's Day 2007-11-26:

Quote of the day (Thanks Carson):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Do_Not_Call_Registry
This says that cell phones can't be called by telemarketers. Could Henri and you and I have been scammed by one of those numbers that sends you a huge bill if you call it?

Second quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
Headline: Wounded Warriors Entitled to Keep Bonus Payments After All...
[Henri comments:
You may be very certain that this announcement by the U.S. Army only came about because of the power of the Internet to make this case a cause celebre throughout the entire world in only 24 hours! Oh, yes, the Army intended to recoup that money, the original notice to the soldier from the Army wasn't due to some 'inadvertency' at all. They meant it. WE made them change their minds...]

Third quote of the day (Thanks Fredrick):
http://www.der.uva.es/constitucional/verdugo/stc214_1991.html
Please note that it seems to be justified that in the artificial european
construction E.U. each member-state has not only the right to penalize a
criminal act more or less that in another member-state but, in contrast with
the U.S.A. a member-state has also the right to criminalize an act which is
not an crime in another member-state, which is a forbidden discrimination on
grounds of nationality (Art. 14 European Convention of human rights).
This means that to prevent an extradition, each citizen of this E.U. is
forced to know the complete penal law of each member-state of the E.U. - now
27, later 30 and 34 ! - which is clearly an impossible and so inhuman task
and against the article 6 of the European Convention of human rights.

Fourth quote of the day (Thanks Mike E):
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/The_United_States/Pak_nukes_already_under_US_control_Report/rssarticleshow/2556824.cms
Pakistani nukes already under US control
QUOTE
In a stunning disclosure certain to stir up things in Washington's (and in Islamabad and New Delhi's) strategic community, the journal Stratfor reported on Monday that the "United States delivered a very clear ultimatum to Musharraf in the wake of 9/11: Unless Pakistan allowed US forces to take control of Pakistani nuclear facilities, the United States would be left with no choice but to destroy those facilities, possibly with India's help."
UNQUOTE
[Mike comments: Bush is the man who managed to 'lose' half a dozen nukes a while ago but the big bully can do things that decent men can't.]

Fifth quote of the day (Thanks patrick Grimm):
“One reader mentioned the historical fact that white Gentile colonialism and plunder has been financed by Jew money. This is true, and we must assume, with history as our guide, that when the Jew banker is done with us, he will move to exploit another host for his purposes. With the Zionist infiltration of China, we can hazard a guess as to who the next host could be.
--http://zionistwatch.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/a-few-thoughts/

Sixth quote of the day (Thanks Tod):
HARARE: A crack unit of Israeli intelligence officers is in the country to beef up President Robert Mugabe's security and intelligence system...
This is reported to be in preparation for the upcoming 'elections' there.
--http://www.zimdaily.com/news2/zimbabwe_national_news/194.html
[Birdman comment: Could this possibly mean that Israel is to blame for all the starvation going on in Chimpbabwe?]

Seventh quote of the day (Thanks Chuck M):
Todays the day !!! screaming, gouging, clawing, pushing, blood lusting their way into the malls and BIG BOXES for jaysus.....Gimme dat,you m'ffer, dat be mine,i seed it first.....same old same old,year after year !!! niggers and whites acting out their pavlonian programmed lust for raw meat .....there's something strange about how a carpenter could stir up all that lust for mammon,eh ???

Eighth quote of the day (Thanks Kelly):
This "disturbing" capital movement is occurring right now. Portfolio inflows into the eurozone reached a record E46.2 billion in September. China, Asian wealth funds, Petrodollar sheikdoms, and now even Nigeria have all joined a stampede into euros, utterly disregarding the underlying reality that Europe is in no better shape the United States itself. It is in worse shape, though this is disguised by the cycle. It is much worse in terms of economic dynamism and demographics. --GATA

Ninth quote of the day (Thanks Kelly):
Information Week reports that VeriChip's RFID-based "Hugs" Infant Protection System sounded an alarm last week when the parents of an infant tried to take their baby out of the hostipal without authorization - security officials were then able to stop the parents before they were able to leave the hostipal with the baby. It's not clear if this is the first time the system was succesfully used or not, but it's currently deployed in some 900 hospitals in the U.S. In addition to preventing abductions, it's also designed to prevent accidental mismatchings. Man, they're totally wrecking on the premises for future Disney kids films, dude - the "switched at birth" plot device is like, classic. --http://www.engadget.com/2005/07/20/verichips-hugs-infant-protection-system/
[Birdman comment: Without authorization? Parents can't take their own kids???? Whatthehell is this?????]

Tenth quote of the day (Thanks Fredrick):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/7110758.stm
BNP to speak to Oxford students
The Oxford Union has voted to let the British National Party (BNP) leader
and a controversial historian speak at a free speech event on Monday.
Despite opposition, the Oxford Union Debating Society members voted by a
margin of 2 to 1 to continue to extend an invite to the BNP's Nick Griffin.
David Irving, who was jailed for Holocaust denial, will also be invited.
The move was opposed by the Oxford Student Union and the university's Muslim
and Jewish societies.
The Oxford Union Debating Society said it was important to give people of
all views a platform.
Luke Tryl, president of the society, said: "The men were not being given a
platform to extol their views, but were coming to talk about the limits for
free speech.
"They will be speaking in the context of a forum in which there will be
other speakers to challenge and attack their views in a head to head
manner."

Eleventh quote of the day (Thanks Mike E):
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSL238169520071123?f
Rumsfeld Gets Away With Torture
QUOTE
PARIS (Reuters) - The Paris prosecutors' office has dismissed a suit against Donald Rumsfeld accusing the former U.S. defense secretary of torture,.....
The FIDH said it had received a letter from the prosecutors' office ruling that Rumsfeld benefited from a "customary" immunity from prosecution granted to heads of state and government and foreign ministers, even after they left office.
UNQUOTE
[Birdman comment: The only people who deserve to be tortured are those who advocate it.]

Twelfth quote of the day (Thajnks Mel):
Clipped from an email by Toben dated 11/24/07 which he wrote in response to criticism by one John H. Williams, Flagstaff Hill:
". . in 1988 Ernst Zündel extracted [cross-examination, Zundel's trial in Canada] from Professor Raul Hilberg that there never existed any written Hitler orders that allegedly began the extermination process, as Hilberg had to that time claimed in his book: The Destruction of European Jews. It was Professor Alan Dershowitz who then sent out the word that anyone who believed in the Holocaust story should not appear as a witness in any court case, and that those who questioned the Holocaust should be labeled and defamed instead."

Thirteenth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
what is the relevance of history?
www.realhistoryarchives.com/collections/assassinations/jfk.htm
People often ask,
"Why does the Kennedy assassination still matter?"
It's a good question, and one worthy of a longer and more detailed
response than you'll find here. Ultimately each person needs to
answer that for themselves, but here's one response:
When the government can flat out lie to its citizens about the death
of its own President, when the truth is knowable, when the
conspirators still living are not prosecuted, when the accessories
after the fact still grind out the disinformation, when a concerted
campaign to publish books promoting the big lie can go unchallenged,
and when the media is not held accountable for its participation in
the 30+ year cover-up, then our constitution is meaningless, our laws
without substance, our people without hope of ever participating in
the pseudo-democracy that passes for America.
If we allow ourselves to be lied to in so blatant a fashion about
something as important as the assassination of a president, can we
really expect the government or the media to tell us the truth about
anything at all after that? Is that why Watergate happened? Iran-
Contra? If no one is held accountable, than anything goes. We are
only just now finding out about an operation during the Vietnam war
to spray nerve gas on deserters. What is going on now that we cannot
know for another thirty years?
George Orwell wrote in his famous book 1984, "Who controls the past
controls the future; who controls the present controls the past." He
wasn't being facetious. He was giving us a strong warning, and one
that should be well heeded.
Don't give up your history. It's too important.

Fourteenth quote of the day (Thanks Henri):
I just got off the phone with one of our GREAT Patriots, Robert Clarkson. Here's his web site and I strongly advise all of you, if you haven't already, to check it out. http://www.patriotnetwork.info/
Once there, if you go down the left column and click on the link to "Cointelpro", you can read and view his documents over his successful recent win against "agent Andy", the same bonehead agent that conducted the raid on the Liberty Dollars offices.
If anyone has direct contact with the Liberty people, PLEASE have them check this material out. In my opinion, if they were to follow the steps taken by Mr. Clarkson, they would be just as quickly VICTORIOUS!!!!
And isn't that what we're all looking for, beating the rotten SOB"s at their own game??? In my opinion, we are close to slaying this beast. I think that if we make a concerted effort to go after these individuals that are VIOLATING our Liberties and Rights on a personal basis, we could turn this CRISIS around over night.

Fifteenth quote of the day (Thanks Wifey):
According to the Mt Holyoke Alumnae Quarterly (Fall 2007: 74), the Jolene Fund was established in 2003 to provide interest-free tuition loans to students whose parents have cut them off at the pocketbook "due to their sexual orientation." Maybe the Jolenes would have found it cheaper to provide students with some tips on keeping their mouths shut. But then they wouldn't want to encourage unnatural behavior, now would they? --Birdman

Sixteenth quote of the day:
For those of you interested in exploring your psyche, there is a drug which is available over the counter and which in sufficiently high doses produces out-of-body experiences -- dextromethorphan.
--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextromethorphan

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