Who said that?

Thanks Trojan Cowboy

> It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son
> of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing American history.
>
> Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
> "Patrick Henry, 1775", he said.
>
> "Very good! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, and for
> the people, shall not perish from the earth'?"
> Again, no response except from Suzuki.
> "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said a tentative Suzuki.
>
> The teacher snapped at the room full of children, "Class, you should be
> ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
>
> than you do."
>
> She heard a loud whisper:
> "F*ck the Japanese."
> "Who said that", she demanded.
> Suzuki put his hand up again. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he replied.
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
> The teacher glared at the class. "All right! Now who said that?"
> And again Suzuki answers, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
> 1991."
>
> Now furious, another student yells, " Oh yeah, S*ck this!"
> Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
>
> "Bill Clinton! Bill Clinton! To Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>
> Now with almost a mob hysteria taking over the classroom someone said,
> "You little sh*t if you say anything else I will personally have you
> killed."
> Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice: "Gary Condit to
> Chandra Levy, 2001!"
>
> The teacher fainted.

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