When the
fight started!
When I got home last night my wife demanded I
take her somewhere expensive.....so I took her to the gas
station.....and that's when the fight
started!
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After retiring, I went to the social security office to
apply for Social Security, The woman behind the counter asked for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked for my wallet but
realized I'd left it at home. I said that I was sorry and that I would
have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "unbutton your
shirt". So I unbuttoned my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me''
and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home I
excitedly told my wife about my experience. She said, "you should have
dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too".
And that's when the fight
started!
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
she sat alone at her table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?'' Yes
I sighed. She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took up drinking
after we broke up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
since."
"My God! " says my wife, "Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long!" And that's when the
fight started!
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I
rear ended a car this morning. So, there we are along side the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how
sometimes you just get soooo stressed that little things just seem extra
funny to you. Yea, well I couldn't believe it...he was a DWARF!! He
stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted....I am NOT
HAPPY!!! So, I looked down at him and said, " Well, which one ARE
you?" And that's when the fight
started!