> > > Hello, my name is Amos and I suffer
from the guilt of not forwarding
> > > 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by
people who actually
> > > believe that if you send them on, a poor
6-year-old girl in Arkansas
> > > with a breast on her forehead will be able to
raise enough money to
> > > have it removed before her redneck parents sell
her to a traveling
> > freak
> > > show.
> > >
> > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going
to give you, and
> > > everyone to whom you send "his" email,
$1000? How stupid are we?
> > > "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this
page and make a wish, I'll
> > > get laid by every good looking model in the
magazine!" What a bunch
of
> > > bullshit.
> > >
> > > Basically, this message is a big KISS MY ROSEY RED
ASS to all the
> > > people out there who have nothing better to do
than to send me stupid
> > > chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter
leprechauns will
come
> > into
> > > my house and
> > > sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain
that was started by
> > > Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by
midget
> > > pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.
> > >
> > > If you're going to forward something, at least
send me something
> > > mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this
to 10 of your closest
> > > friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a
human being will somehow
> > > receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
> > > forwards about 900 times! I don't fucking care.
> > >
> > > Show a little intelligence and think about what
you're actually
> > > contributing to by sending out these forwards.
Chances are, it's your
> > > own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some
chain letter that's
> > > threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for
the rest of your
> > > life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't
piss people off by
> > > making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who
> > > has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and
whose only salvation
> > > is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
forward this email.
> > >
> > > Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
tomorrow morning
> > > your underwear will turn carnivorous and will
consume your genitals.
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