CHURCH NOTICES

(These were actual church bulletin booboos)

A study is underway by the Southern Christian Leadership Conference
(SCLC) to determine if the clergy do more than lay people.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight
at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch
all the way from Africa.
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Announcement in the church bulletin for a national prayer & fasting
conference: The cost for attending the fasting
and prayer conference includes meals.
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang I will not pass this way again, giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.
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Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome!
Everyone come for a fun time.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
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The sermon this morning: Jesus walks on the water;. The sermon tonight:
Searching for Jesus.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help
they can get.
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The rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir
will sing break forth into joy.
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Don't let worry kill you off -- let the church help.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be what is
hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning
to join the choir.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person(s) you want remembered.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM.-- Prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across
from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The low self esteem support group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.