Which part goes to heaven first?

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> > A Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class > > > > one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When > > > > you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes > > > > first?" > > > > Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your > > > > hands. "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" > > > > Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your > > > > hands together in front of you and God just takes your > > > > hands first!" > > > > "What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said. > > > > Now, Little Johnny raised his hand and > > > > said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs." The teacher > > > > looked at him with the strangest look on her > > > > face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would > > > > be your legs?" > > > > "Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy > > > > and Daddy's bedroom the other nigh. Mommy had her legs > > > > straight up in the air and she was going, "Oh God, I'm > > > > coming! If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd a lost > > > > her for sure." > > > > >

 

 

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