Q: Who is Israel's favorite Internet browser?
A: Netanyahoo
Q: What's the name of facial lotion made for Jewish women?
A: Oil of Oy Vay
Q: What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish
women?
A: "Debby Does Dishes."
Q: How does a Jewish kid verbally taunt his playmates?
A: "Your mother pays retail!"
Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become human?
A: When it graduates from med school.
Q: What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft, and her
nails
long and beautiful?
A: Nothing, nothing at all.
Q: Define "Genius:"
A: A "C" student with a Jewish mother.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat.
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