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Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:
"Dr.
Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's
office:
"Time
wounds all heels."
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On a
Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's
Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's
door:
"To
expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's
truck:
"We
repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's
truck:
"Don't sleep
with a drip. Call your plumber..!!"
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On a Church's
Billboard:
"7 days
without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop
in Milwaukee
:
"Invite
us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing
company:
"We
don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's
truck:
"Let us
remove your shorts!!"
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In a Nonsmoking
Area:
"If we
see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room
door:
"Push.
Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's
Office
:
"If you
don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."
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On a
Taxidermist's window:
"We
really know our stuff."
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On a
Fence:
"Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car
Dealership:
"The
best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."
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Outside a Muffler
Shop:
"No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting
room:
"Be
back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric
Company:
"We
would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However,
if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant
window:
"Don't
stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a
Funeral Home:
"Drive
carefully. We'll wait."
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At a
Propane Filling Station
,
"Thank
heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the
sign at
a
Chicago Radiator
Shop:
"Best
place in town to take a leak."
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