Suspicious powder

Thanks Ed Toner

 

Monday, October 29, 2001

Pontiac, MI - AP News Football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours at the Pontiac Silverdome for the Detroit Lions. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach, Marty Mornhinweg, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line.

Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

 

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