>You gotta love Robin Williams..... Even if he's nuts!!! Leave it to
> >Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is
>for
> >
> >our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
> >
> >Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)
> >
> >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan
> >for peace. So, here's one plan."
> >
> >1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
>their
> >affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> >Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,'
We
> >will never "interfere" again.
> >
> >2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with
> >Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't
> >want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
> >sneaking through holes in the fence.
> >
> >3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> >leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
>will
> >
> >be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
>they
> >
> >are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
> >
> >4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
> >days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist
> >nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
> >yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
>anyone.
> >
> >We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> >
> >5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers.
> >If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
> >
> >6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> >wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
> >will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
>The
> >caribou will have to cope for a while.
> >
> >7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel!
> >for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
>go
> >
> >somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> >filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> >
> >8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we
> >will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> >rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
>is
> >
> >stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
> >little, if anything.
> >
> >9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
>don't
> >need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
> >would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> >
> >10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
>one
> >can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> >ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....
> >
> >Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
> >
> >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
> >tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
>yelling,
> >
> >'You want a piece of me?' "
> >
> >If you agree with the above forward it to friend..........
> >
> >If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it !!!!!
>
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