>You gotta love Robin Williams..... Even if
he's nuts!!! Leave it to
> >Robin Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is
>for
> >
> >our UN Ambassador
to stand up and repeat this message.
> >
> >Robin Williams'
plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)
> >
> >I see a lot of
people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan
> >for
peace. So, here's one plan."
> >
> >1.) "The US will apologize
to the world for our "interference" in
>their
> >affairs, past
& present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> >Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,'
We
>
>will never "interfere" again.
> >
> >2.) We will withdraw
our troops from all over the world, starting
with
> >Germany, South
Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't
> >want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
>
>sneaking through holes in the fence.
> >
> >3.) All
illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>
>leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder
>will
> >
> >be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where
>they
> >
>
>are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
> >
>
>4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>
>days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist
>
>nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
>
>yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to
>anyone.
> >
> >We don't need any more cab drivers or
7-11 cashiers.
> >
> >5.) No foreign "students" over age 21.
The older ones are the
bombers.
> >If they don't attend classes,
they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
> >
> >6.) The US will
make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> >wise. This
will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
> >will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness.
>The
> >caribou will have to cope for a
while.
> >
> >7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a
barrel!
> >for their oil. If they don't like it, we
go some place else. They can
>go
> >
> >somewhere else
to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> >filling up the
storage sites would be enough.)
> >
> >8.) If there is a
famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we
> >will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> >rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them
>is
> >
> >stolen or given to the army. The people
who need it most get very
> >little, if anything.
> >
>
>9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We
>don't
> >need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building
> >would make a good homeless shelter or lockup
for illegal aliens.
> >
> >10.) All Americans must go to charm
and beauty school. That way, no
>one
> >can call us "Ugly
Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> >ENGLISH.....learn
it...or LEAVE.....
> >
> >Now, isn't that a winner of a
plan?
> >
> >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give
me your poor, your
> >tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball
bat and she's
>yelling,
> >
> >'You want a piece of me?'
"
> >
> >If you agree with the above forward it to
friend..........
> >
> >If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE
it !!!!!
>
>