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Subject: Fw: Year's Best Headlines
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2007 14:37:43 -0400

Subject: Fw: Year's Best Headlines

YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

        [Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

        [No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

         [Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

        [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

         [What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

         [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

         [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]



War Dims Hope for Peace

         [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

        [You think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

        [Who would have thought!]



Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police

Suspect Homicide

         [They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

        [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

       He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

         [Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

         [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

         [Taste like chicken?]



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

         [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

         [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

        ( Did I read that sign right? )

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to

bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)

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