30-Year-Old Boomer Simulator: Game of The Year Edition

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
September 2, 2018

Doom – now that’s a real game. Not like those slow shooters you kids play nowadays.

*Sips.*

Heh, if I wasn’t so busy with the ol’ lawn, I’d boot up Quake on my Windows 95 pc and show you boys how it’s done.

*Sips.*

What’s with all this “4K” nonsense everyone is raving about? Nothing beats a trusty CRT monitor. Instant response times. Boom!

*Sips.*