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Marcus Cicero
Daily Stormer
January 21, 2015
The African Usurper Chieftain of the United States, Barack Obama, delivered his sixth State of the Union address to assembled government officials, families, and invited guests Tuesday night, and is already coming under fire for comments indicating a complete separation from reality; more so than the usual nonsense common to those who have studied the Half-Caste’s mannerisms.
As is customary among the journalistic world, an attempt will now be made to dissect a few of the more slimy of the bullet-points highlighted by President Barry during his speech, while staying true to the characteristic humor that we believe is necessary to the Daily Stormer’s success.
If anyone is interested further in the ramblings of America’s Supreme Negro, the full text of the speech, released early to the general public for the first time, is available here.
“America, for all that we’ve endured; for all the grit and hard work required to come back; for all the tasks that lie ahead, know this: The shadow of crisis has passed, and the State of the Union is strong.”
To clarify, the United States has now entered a seemingly terminal, without a White backlash in the near future, stage in its progressive sociopolitical illness, with increasingly violent chimpouts, economic stagnation, rain-forest pygmy invasion, and cultural filth now the norm.
“We can’t put the security of families at risk by taking away their health insurance, or unraveling the new rules on Wall Street, or re-fighting past battles on immigration when we’ve got a system to fix. “And if a bill comes to my desk that tries to do any of these things, it will earn my veto.”
Ah yes, Barack. We must overlook and move past the virtual amnesty provided for low-IQ Latrino subhumans a couple of months previously, as well as the insolvent universal healthcare plan for drug addicts and the morbidly obese, as battling this defies your will, and threatens the mosaic that is multicultural, multisexual America.
And to clarify, there have been, and are not, any new rules pertaining to Wall Street corruption regulation that could halt the usual insider trading and profit engineering that is a staple of the top 1%; ironically enough often of the biological Jew persuasion.
” But things like child care and sick leave and equal pay; things like lower mortgage premiums and a higher minimum wage — these ideas will make a meaningful difference in the lives of millions of families. That is a fact. And that’s what all of us — Republicans and Democrats alike — were sent here to do.”
Where shall all of this program money arise from, O Great Gorilla Despot of Peace? Does not the idea of accruing a twenty-plus trillion dollar debt to the Chinese seem rather reckless? Never mind, as it is obvious that a cognitive roadblock has been reached within your atrophied frontal lobe.
“Instead of getting dragged into another ground war in the Middle East, we are leading a broad coalition, including Arab nations, to degrade and ultimately destroy this terrorist group. We’re also supporting a moderate opposition in Syria that can help us in this effort, and assisting people everywhere who stand up to the bankrupt ideology of violent extremism.”
What is this even supposed to mean? I personally find it difficult to understand anyone, even a Black with intelligence scores in the functionally retarded range, being so incredibly stupid as to actually believe this sort of foreign policy foolishness.
Here is an idea that even Obama may comprehend. Stop funding to Israel, deport all Moslems from American soil, withdraw soldiers from bases across the Middle East, and blockade the shorelines to prevent further migrations into Europe, as well as resource exports. Perhaps this would halt the Islamic State and other such Sand Ape shenanigans?
And to conclude this emotionally-draining cesspit of Leftist propaganda, one cannot leave out the saga of feral Negro Michael “Muh Cigars” Brown from the discourse, although it is likely that few Blacks even remember who this justly executed criminal is/was.
“We may have different takes on the events of Ferguson and New York. But surely we can understand a father who fears his son can’t walk home without being harassed,” he said. “Surely we can understand the wife who won’t rest until the police officer she married walks through the front door at the end of his shift.”
Yes, yes. The fact that an innocent, bloated waste of atmosphere cannot enjoy a stroll home along the median strip of a thoroughfare, after robbing a bizarre Mystery Meat shopkeeper of his tobacco products, and subsequently attacking a White police officer, is a mockery of true American values.
There you have it folks, minus the standard devotion to the love of homosexual anal joy propounded by the “President.” May the Almighty Mocha Messiah continue to enrich us with his grasp of the more esoteric aspects of the current State of the Union.
