A Jill in Any Other Outfit – Would She Still Smell So Sweet?

Empirical data has confirmed that a Jill in any outfit would still smell so sweet.

Jill was my Valentine on Sunday, and she did not let me down.

She never has.

She has been with me since I was 12, and she’s always been perfect at 22.

I even wrote a song about her, but I changed her name so as not to embarrass her. She’s very modest, Jill.