Afghanistan: Disturbing Footage Emerges of Taliban Building Invincible Armada to Oppress Women and Trannies
Yet another reason to vote Taliban in the upcoming midterm elections.
If you don’t have a Taliban candidate running in your district, just write “TALIBAN” on the voting form thing.
As the Taliban* conducted its rapid takeover of Afghanistan last month, a number of its militants were caught on camera engaged in various recreational activities that are perhaps usually considered too frivolous for a hardened guerrilla fighter, such as riding bumper cars and carousels or bouncing on a trampoline.
And now, it seems that members of the Taliban have decided to take part in some aquatic recreations as well.
According to the Daily Star, militants belonging to the Taliban were spotted riding swan-shaped pedal boats at a lake in Band-e Amir national park, with images of their fooling about emerging on social media.
Some of the men seen in these photos appear to be carrying small arms, with at least one militant touting an RPG-7 rocket-propelled grenade launcher.
Who would have thought that the Taliban would not only be morally superior to the West, but also so much more fun?
The Taliban go pedal-boating to clean up their image while ordering all the women who work for the city of Kabul to stay home pic.twitter.com/W67jioslXc
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) September 19, 2021
🚨 | NEW: The Taliban enjoying pedal boats pic.twitter.com/s8Fw0sEhKY
— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) September 19, 2021
*Taliban Navy flotilla
— Rob (@bobbylosbravos) September 19, 2021
— 🇺🇸 L🌻ri Bashant (@lori_lazyday) September 19, 2021
😂😂😂 too funny
Pedalo with a machine gun
— M I K E . L 5️⃣ (@aceofherts5) September 19, 2021