*ancient alchemy secret/man transform 200l of water into 200l of bavarian wheat beer/OMG/Anglin+GF nude pics included/OMG* UPDATE 1 bottling FINAL UPDATE FIRST POUR


#1

first thing i dont want this thread to become a debate for the tyranical water drinker VS alcohol drinkers...OK!? thats really not the point. Thank you all in advance.

First of all i needed finely selected grain of the highest quality....in my case that would be wheat and barley drom the feed store =)

then i malted the required amount, 54 lbs in our present case, it was all malted using plastic bucket to soak it and then was moved into plastic garbage back for germination proper (higth tech!)

here you have it, in the ziplock bags you have already crushed wheat malts and unmalted wheat, and in the aluminium pan and plastic bucket what you see is crushed ligth caramel bareley malt. in the white plastic bag what you see is a cake of green barely malt

that is simply malt that i dont have dried, then i passed it in a blender until it became a past

then to acheive a good weizen you certainly need yeast to ferment all that. Only the finest, noblest breed coming directly from an european monastery would do of course.


in our case that mean what the supermarket carry, it is perfectly fine as it work very good with bavarian style wheat beer as it will turn out some funkiness, wich is benificial in that style.

so 2 days ago i made a 'yeast starter' that is letting yeast multiply in a welcoming environement before getting thrown into a 51 gallons sea of hostile beer.

the cap was open from time to time the releive the pressure building up inside.

we also need Hops, as it is the spice of the beer, in this case it require little as it is not a hopsy kind of beer, more of a grainy wheaty beer with a sligth wheat funk


in our case that will be 2.5 oz of frozen Taurus pellets

to make sure its give its all, we will make a hops tea

that is simply boiling the hops for one hour in some water.

so lets use those delicious ingredient shall we

fist of all we need to mash the grain, that is putting hot water with the grain, mixing it and letting it rest for one hour at a temperature between 140F to 160F


this whole procedure will have to be repeated 3 time because my biggest boiling pot is 80L. once the mash is finish you need to extract the water out of there, only the fanciest of the mash tun could ever make this possible of course

that is opening a sligth crack from opposite sides of the 5gal buckets , one for the wort to come out and the other to let air in.in this case it will flow more slowly than usual because the beer contain alot of wheat, and wheat is gummy

then thats what is left behind


in the old days people would mix that with honey and bake cakes wich they sold directly at the tavern or feed to the pigs or chickens. its not bad at all to eat like that, in fact it taste absolutely nothing as all the good stuff have been washed away, it have the texture of freshly boiled corn on the cobb...almost all the good stuff now i pass a second round of hot water in there to rice the grain from any remaining.

watch out if you brew in the presence of bavarian or irish babies, they may get so thirsty by the smell that they jump head first in the bucket and may drown

then all that is thrown into the boiling pot and the hops tea i spoke you about earlier is thrown into that as well. it will boil for one hour. this will have to be reapeated 3 times (remember 200l/51gal im making, cant boil it all one shot) , in the second one 1.7Kilo of white sugar will be added, that will boost our alcohol content from 3.5 to 4% as well as giving us a crisp body and will also impart some funkyness wish are wanted in this style. (the second and 3rd boil are not actually boiled it just reach 130F + for 20 minute to sterelize it)

each time we take the beer and throw it into our fermentor, that is the huge bucket in wich all of that will be let to ferment, in our case only perfectly age oaks barrell would do


blue food grade oak, one of the most renowed fermenting vessel material.

we throw the beer in there

it took serval hours to go thru this, and it get extremly hot playing with boily water for hours with the stove on the after burner the whole time, so while a go dump the spent grain in the field i decide to take a piss in the fresh nigth air. ahhh!

hélas not even one set of alt-ligth tits in that wheat field! let get back inside and see what we got

that what it look like, it have a froth on top because it got shaken alot during the transfer, but its too hot i cant pitch the yeats tonigth or they will die.good nigth beer here is a blanket i see you tomorrow

ah! you are still there you! lets go see the beer, yep just under 100F its time to pitch the yeats before some unwanted wild yeast make its nest in there and ruin it all.

lets wait a couple of our and let see if our noblest of the yeast could take a hold...4 hours laters

as you can see our yeast colonized the whole thing, if you look correctly you can see its sparling violently like a glass of angry soda...that mean our little guys are happy and they are reproducing(double the cells count every 2 hours until complete saturation of their environement, yeast is a monocellular mushroom)

later the protein of the beer will change due to fermentation and the voracious bubble emission will slow down, the top of the beer will then be covered by a thick and disgusting looking foam called krausen, once that fall to the bottom that mean our monk's obtained yeast have finish its job. we will then be ready to bottle with even more higth tech infrastructure. it should be from 3 to 6 days.

we will use 2.4 kilos of sugar at bottling time, this mini fermentation is what will give fizz to the beer. our alcohol content will also jump from 4 to 4.7%. this kind of beer is extremly fizzy, to give you an example it have 2 times the gaz volume per bottle than your average big branded beer. this depend on the style.

i will update you when bottling happen and one last time for the first pour =)

if people are interested i may start a tavern thread where i could teach you the basic of brewing in detail and the science in it, i can make easy recipe for you to make and lets see who is man enough to get on the challenge.

thank you for watching all have an excellent day

ps i forgot to mention that that the whole thing cost 35-40$ to make at big max and will yield the equivalent of 25 case of 24 bottles

after 7 days the fermentation is now finished and the great bottling begin. i have gave up a long time ago on bottling in regular glass beer bottle, simply because the amount of time and work needed to clean the 600 tiny bottles, and also because of the huge space it take.

so what i use instead? just regular 2L soda bottles (any pet bottle would work, but you need to pet bottles as they need to be able to hold pressure of carbonation), as i dont buy or drink 'soft drink' i ask people around to gather some for me and i store them.

they need to be well cleaned , and you are ready to go.

first yoy prime the bottle with sugar, thats what will give the fizz in the beer. it will take 3 or 4 days to be drinkable, 1 week better, 2 weeks you reach the finish line.

then we need to put the beer in the bottles


then you need to shake well the bottle so the sugar disolve properly. you could put the bottling sugar in the bottling bucket. but it dont work well with big batch because it need alot of stiring and if you have to refill that bucket 10 times it become vounter productive, so the sugar goes directly in the bottles.

also depending on the carbonation level your bottles will get 'tired'. regular carbonation or lower level, like stout, will let your bottle last 6 to 10 times. high carbonation beer like wheat beer will chew them in 3-4 times.

when they get tired the bottom start to loose its shape and the plastic start to appear white, this is due to micro fracture of the pet plastic. in the end the bottom will become entirely flat. the risk with that is that one day one will blow up and make a huge mess in your stash(only happenned to me once and its because i was to lazy to collect replacement bottle and used and onviously tired bottle.

here what it look like

good 'new' bottle bottom

this one start to give way, but still 100% safe. look closely at the bottom ridge they started to give way

and look on how smal a place i can store all that beer (25 case of 24 bootles, market value of 825-1000$). i used that 'corner spot' in storage place under the kitchen counter,

after a few hours
here it is 100X2L of bavarian wheat beer, fit neetly dosent it!

everyday you just have to squeeze them with your finger. once that little sugar ive added start to ferment in it they will fill up with gaz. once they are rock solid and you cant squeeze them anymore, that mean its time tu put some in the fridge, time to drink will be near!

i update you one last time for the first pour of the official beer of the daily stormer

here it is, from the grain to the glass. its now fully conditioned, extremly foamy, very smooth wheaty flavour with a bit of funk(less than i expected). easy to drink extremly quaffable during hot times. as for the color is more ligth golden than it appear in the pictures due to poor lightning.

tell me what you think and all have an excellent day


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#2

Baking yeast??!?!??!!,!???????!?!?!
No!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.whitelabs.com/yeast-bank/wlp380-hefeweizen-iv-ale-yeast


#3

its a fine ale yeast actually particularly when wheat is involved


#4

Excellent post. I enjoyed reading it. I make compound gin about once per month, however it is nowhere near as complicated as making a home brew. I fully endorse the tavern thread idea.


#5

thank you very much.... would you care to tell us a little more about that gin of yours???


#6

Next week we'll be cooking high quality Crystal Meth.

All joking aside great instructional for making your own alcohol.


#7

It's pretty basic stuff. I use a smooth, bland, high-proof vodka for the base and add a variety of herbs & botanicals. Pour the vodka in a pot and bring it to 180 degrees F. Put your herbs & botanicals in a cheese cloth then drop the cheese cloth in the vodka. Remove the cheese cloth after two minutes or so then just wait for the vodka to cool. Boom. Done.

My standard recipe is:
* Juniper berries
* Corriander
* Cardamom
* Rosemary
* Nutmeg
* Black peppercorns
* Lemon zest

Don't have any pictures. Sorry. It comes out a watered-down scotch color.


#8

50 gallons bucket of meth, and we will do it with no ventilation and open flame...the method that go far, the method allah uh ackbar hhaha

thank you it wasnt a real instructional i really didint wanted to explain the specific and basic at this time, i just wanted to show people that you can something way superior than the pasterised crap that they sell you at the store with very low budget equipment.

we live in a time when people think that food grow in the store so i just wanted my fellow stormers to see thats its possible to easily produce some everyday products.


#9

nutmeg and black pepper...that one must leave a smooth burn aftertaste haha

must make pretty good cranberry drinks for the ladies! (you think i didint figured out your trick eh?


#10

Why do you think I use high-proof vodka?


#11

There needs to be a thread about growing your on food source.


#12

Cool dude!!
Also thanks for including Imperial measurements. I hate having to do the damn conversion in Muh Merican head. :thumbsup:


#13

well i tried to mix the 2 so everyone got somewhat of an idea. as for myself because of my history im used to both.

and thank you for the good words


#14

Hey! , i thought you said gf nude pics were included, looks like i wasted a click :rage::rage::joy:

Seriously though good stuff


#15

everyone know Anglin is a mormon, so no nude can exist as he even bath with those magic underwear. 100% illuminati source confirmed =D


#16

The local brewing supply shop makes it seem like maintaining a fairly strict range of temperatures during fermenting is vital. They may just be obsessing over best flavor? I'm also used to airlocks and other lab equipment, as well as sterilizing the hell out of all containers. Absolutely do not ferment in sealed containers unless you want a bottle bomb.
I've done cider brewing with a concentrate kit a few times, and it is less demanding. Racking to remove all the yeast seems to be the trickiest part.


#17

The trappist breweries in Belgium (Chimay, Orval, Westmalle, etc.) had no way of knowing precise temperatures when they were brewing their beer hundreds of years ago, and they are historically-renowned for producing high quality product. I'm sure with modern technology and temperature control, you can achieve a much better consistency and perhaps more flavor control, but I don't think it's all that necessary.

Someone with more knowledge, please tell me if I am wrong.


#18

I think a ton of that is marketing all these ridiculous climate-control devices - after all, there's a lot less money in just selling people yeast packets, hops, tubing, buckets, etc than full on humidity and temperature control apparatus.

Some of my best batches back when I was home brewing in my 20s were on-the-fly, low-tech endeavors with more attention paid to quality of ingredients.

I'm sure it helps a ton with mass producing and lowering chances of contamination, rather than a strict necessity for a small time brewer.


#19

My understanding is that the yeast ferments at a certain temperature range and either stops when it is too cold or goes too fast, which is somehow undesirable, when too warm. A modern homeowner presumably can stay within these ranges, but if you have spotty HVAC you can end up with subpar stuff unless there is a cool stable corner somewhere.
Anyone that gets frustrated by the precision and mess of baking is likely not cut out for homebrewing.


#20

I've had a few people who brew year-round outside the city (my area dips regularly below -40c with the wind chill in winter) who have had batches that wouldn't 'take', so to speak, because the heating in their basement failed for 48 hours. So there definitely is a minimum - but the level of sterility and climate control needed is often overstated by the industry. I mean prisoners make Pruno and usually don't poison themselves, so...

Then again, there's no reason for human beings to have ever fucking built a city in this ice-blasted wasteland, but that's another story entirely. People living in human climates shouldn't worry too much.

I'm just fondly remember the bubbling and hissing noises gently lulling me to sleep at night. That alone is worth whatever the initial start up with homebrewing may cost. Some days I miss it just for the craft itself, not even the product.