CNN Bought Industrial-Sized Washing Machine to Spin Stories

Joe Jones
Daily Stormer
March 13, 2018

As we all know, lizardman Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebok platform only censors things that are true. We also know websites like snopes only tell lies.

A satire website claimed that CNN bought an industrial-sized washing machine to spin stories. Being a satire site, this was originally thought to be a joke.

However, after kikebook and Snopes called it fake news, it must be real news.

For shame, CNN.