Finally Funny: Elon Says He’s Gonna RAPE Taylor Swift
I never thought Elon Musk would ever do anything funny.
But he’s done it.
Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 11, 2024
Threatening to rape Taylor Swift is what “JD Vance” should have done.
Threatening to rape Taylor Swift is a universally funny thing.
“I’ll rape you and then protect your cats” is extra funny.
Elon has really surprised me here with this, but he’s going to have to do a lot more for me not to think he sucks. If my “not suck” meter was at 0%, maybe it’s now at 60%. But that leaves 40%, Elon.
Let me back on Twitter, you sonovabitch.