From: containerx@aol.com (ContainerX)
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
Subject: AGENT X VENTS HIS SPLEEN
Date: 3 May 1995 01:45:57 -0400

Greetings,

   I'm AgentX/Mark Farmer, a retired, disabled veteran and 
freelance blackworld consultant. During the past couple years I 
have made 10 trips to the"area" and have spent nearly 100 days in 
the desert. In the course of my investigations I have had the 
perverse pleasure of watching the epic battle of Psychospy vs The 
Little a' le' Inn.

   To tell the truth, the Travis's have 
been fair to me -- although recently distant. Glenn Campbell is my 
friend and now I feel is the time for me to take sides. 

   Even though Psychospy's yeoman public affairs efforts probably 
saved their financial asses, the Travis's have said some very 
disparaging remarks concerning Glenn's lifestyle, honor, 
motivations and sexual orientation... even  with that set aside, 
they have perpetrated more vicious acts: 

   Their "patch" is a shitty attempt to copy Psychospy's/Goodall's 
fine piece of work. I feel sorry for sad sap that wears one. 

   Now  it's the Chuck Clark magnum opus "handbook" 

   Folks, I give people lots of room as far as viewpoint goes, but 
I consider Mr. Clark to a non-credible source. Some of his 
pictures are ok -- and maybe he knows a bit of astronomy -- but 
his claims in the recent "Focus" magazine of sighting a "130-foot 
long", black, delta-winged craft in Hangar 18 when "the lights 
were left on" (you can't see that far into the hangar from either 
of the former viewpoints) and that "Area S-4" craft are "multi-
dimensional" borders on the absurd. 

   Joe used to tell me that the "Hell, even I know they have 
hyper-dimensional craft out there", I guess Joe is Chuck's source. 

   I'm also sick and tired of the endless paranoid rantings about 
the trilateralists, the club of rome and the jewish bastard Bill 
Clinton ordering the Russian-manned new world order to take our 
guns and anal microcomputers using black helicopters piloted by UN 
subcontracted, AIDS-making aliens conceived by Hitler.          To 
be fair, I will reserve judgement on Mr. Clark's work until I see 
it -- but I have every expectation that it is a weak and souless 
doppleganger of the Guide. 

   What saddens me the most about this sorry state of affairs is 
that the Travis's and Chuck have taken away some of the fun, 
fellowship and free-flow of information that used to be part of 
the game. Chuck's work also makes it tough for us credible, though 
in my case shameless, Interceptors to do our job of finding a 
sliver of truth.     

   I am in negotiation with several major magazines for the "Step-
Mother of All Area 51 Stories" ( my latest appeared in Jane's 
Defense Weekly two weeks ago). I'm not going to pull any punches 
as far as Mr. Clark is concerned -- Hell, I'd believe Merlin 
Merlin II from Draconis before him. Though I will still recommend 
the inn as  "historical landmark", pyschological scar and cheap 
eats. 

   All this brings me no pleasure (well, just a bit) and I wish it 
had never happen (though it makes my story better). None of us 
have the rights to the Area 51 marketing  phenomena. There is room 
for wide-ranging opinion and economic competion. Peaceful 
coexistence is a nice thought -- unfortunately I am now of the 
mindset that is no longer possible. 

   I ask all of you that are so inclined to voice your displeasure 
with Mr Clark and his guide. In some ways I thinked the Travis's 
duped him and at the same time underestimated the public affairs 
value of socioeconomic transgression. 

   There, I said it.  I guess no more Alien Burgers for me. 


                         Keep Your Eyes to the Sky,

                                                 - agent x