BayCon Quotes

Here is the UnOffical Baycon quote list.

Anybody have any more?

BayCon 95 Quotes

 And Here are some photos from baycon95

Friday

"The Frog is here to frollick" -Everyone "Froggie-O Froooog-gieOoooh!" -Everyone (sung to the "slave song" at the Wicked Witch of the West's castle in "The Wizard of Oz") "Nice pickup toy" -Little kid to Pete Shipley "You have the balls of a fucking Mac truck in heat." -Tari to Shipley "I'm dating Shipley, I am stupid, but I'm not blind." -Tari "You tied me to a door and you don't remember me?!?" -Stephanie to Craig "Does anybody see my purse, or did I throw it at Shipley?" -Tari "Pete is good, the frog is better." -Tozer "Kiss the frog, get a long haired man." -Shipley "That frog is a better pussy magnet than evryone here put together." -Shipley "Just pickle the pickle and look for white" -Shipley @ the "Babes in Fandom Teach You How to Get Laid" talk (no, he was not a panelist [but an ex was]) "And remember 'Lube is your friend.'" --Shayin Gottleib (panelist) "And now your penis is erect" --Shayin (as she placed a model of a life-sized erect penis and testicles on the table) "My, that makes me feel a little inadaquette" --One of the older attendees "Now it's time to put the condom on your penis... I need a volunteer. Pete?" -- Shayin "Oh, I'm not sure I know how to use one of those :)" --Shipley's reply

Saturday

"At first I thought I had gone gay - that was a fine lookin' woman. Then I realized I had been duped, it was Tozer!' -Mellissa "I am the official Blonde Bombshell of Baycon '95!" -Tozer "Here I am, with a size 36 DD bust, and HE wins the Blond Bombshell award." -Tari "I don't want to have sex with Diane Feinstein anyway" -Brad Tampleton "Actually, I'd rather see a law REQUIRING the government to list all sites carrying smut and porn, so I can access them." -Brad Tampleton "Tari, he was dressed up as a blond bombshell, while you were dressed up as a blond wench." -Sean "But he didn't even shave his legs or his chest" -Tari "I'm wondering how low I should sink" -Shipley "We all have to hit bottom sometime. baaa-aaa-aaa." -Tari , Blonde class 2, Shipley whore corps. "So your a sysadmin...Do you have enough alcohol?" Shipley, to Robert Faulds. "I do it all the time..." -Tozer It's not a quote, but Craig (Omni) gets credit for naming a drink... Mix a Snakebite (Hard Apple Cider and Ale) and then add Tequilla, and you get a "Texas Rattler."

Sunday

"you look so alive, and I look so...dead." --Muffy to Adam, (who muffy, in her totally biased opinion, felt *should* have won the blond award) "Male bashing... if you can't handle it, Get out!!!!!" -Tari and Tig (having girl talk) "What are they doing? Comparing notes?!?" -Sean, upon hearing about the girl talk "He asked me 'what do you like?', I should have said 'longer'" -Tari and Tig (having girl talk) "OUCH! Flag on that play!" -Sean, after reading the previous quote later that evening. (with thanks to Kevan "guess what I've got under this towel" Garrett for teaching me that expression) "How the hell do you know? My dick isn't even dry yet!" -- Shipley "Pete Shipley dead?" --Some random person, upon hearing that unnoficially the party was to be a "wake" for Shipley" "Sure, he just hasn't stopped moving yet..." --Sean's reply. It happened in a bathtub, with a dildo and an electric blender, while bathing in lime jello, while holding a microscope and a pair of tweezers. What we can't figure is what the microwave oven with it's door left open on the sink was being used for. --The story of Pete's "death" as close as I can recall (had many contributors)

At the Party and on Monday

"Fortunately this time we bought off con-security" - someone to Shipley "Sooo...How many women in this room have NOT slept with shipley?" --Tari "So who did you give the frog to?" -- Craig (answer: "Uh, I dunno, some girl." -- Tozer) "Save me from the 16 year old!" -Tozer "Is there something in you eye?" -- Brad Templeton to Tari (while tari was trying to get shipley's attention so she could be rescued from his singing and jokes) "So I guess Pete will be coming back to life" --Some other random person, near the party's end. (no it was not "J. Random Fan", at least I don't think it was) "Yeah, he'll be reserected soon" --Tari "Oh darn...I mean, good..I guess." --random person's reply "Some things are best left blank, otherwise it would spoil things for those who didn't make it to the party... though IMHO, stories of the events that took place at the party will be repeated for YEARS." --Sean, monday morning.

Overheard Monday, during the hotel evacuation

"Oh, the hotel must have concluded that most of these science fiction fans need more sunlight, and this is a way to make it happen." "Look! There's the problem...It's a Ryder truck parked in the driveway"

BayCon 91 Quotes

Kevin: ``Remember last year when when we were giving shit to George and that girl?'' Lee: ``Hey, that was me!'' Kevin: ``Oh! really? Some how I remember you as Fatter and Uglier.'' ``Sorry I didn't come get you earlier, but I was tied up...'' -Craig ``Bring him back here by his dick.'' -Shipley ``The important thing isn't how many men are awake, but how many you wore out.'' -Diane ``I did? Must have been in my S&M mode.'' -Stephanie ``We're in the open and I don't have my toys'' (Disa's response when asked what will you do in a photo for peter) -Disa ``Hey, get those things off of me... and put them on yourself!'' (In reference to the use of hand cuffs) -Diane ``Ok, now I want you two girls to tie shipley to the bed.... now look happy'' -Anonymous ``Want'a know how to pick up woman at a party? You tie a rope around Shipley`s waist and throw him in the room, wait a few minutes and reel him in.'' -Leo Pereira ``Hi, long time no see. I assume you having a Ice Tea?'' -bartender at the Red Lion Inn ``I don't tease! I please!'' -Diane ``that the truth!'' in reply to Diane -Anonymous [A quote for you from baycon. Me to some random female:] Chris: Yeah, that's Pete Shipley. You know, he can suck a Long Island Iced Tea through a straw in under 2 seconds. Female: Really?! (look of interest in her eyes). Introduce me?
To: shipley From: Stu Date: Wed, 06 May 1992 14:57:16 PDT Subject: Re: going to baycon? What? Another one of those disgusting booze fests with underage women and drugs, which usually ends with us getting thrown out of the hotel?!!! Sure, count me in! -Stu
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