Elite Net Ladiez
Elite Net Ladiez
At one point I called this page "IRc Girlz," but upon deeper consideration
I decided that "Elite Net Ladies" was a more descriptive title; it's also
a tad more pleasant for the ladiez. These ladiez got on here by basically
being cool (either to me, or to a friend of mine) and by having a pic of
them available online.
This is not a showcase. This is not a place to find the email addresses
of cute women. I will NOT give out any email addresses here.
If you catch them on IRC, I take NO responsibility. (But mail me logs of
what happens to you if you upset them!)
Wanna be on here? (hah) Catch me on IRC, and/or email me. :)
So, without out further ado, here they are!

Plant
She's cute, she has a bottle in her hand, and she's a unix sysadmin to boot!
That's Plant for ya. She and I don't see quite eye to eye (to quote Plant,
"The Web is bandwidth wasting eye candy. I hate it." For more info see her
overly graphical Javafied VRML Netscape 2.0 enhanced homepage.
Anyway, I've known OF Plant for a long time, and last summer I got a chance
to speak with her voice a few times. She's really entertaining, but alas
I rarely see her on IRC. (She idles as much as I do!)
Other interesting Plant tidbits:
- The first "plant.gif" she sent me was a picture of a man flashing
a couple of girls. She claimed she had been hacked. Sh0re. ;)
- She claims there are "sexy" computers. (SGI's)
- She was involved with that infamous group, sk. If you didn't know
that, then the letters sk are porbably an abbreviation for sk00l in
your crowd. (Just kidding!!)
- Lots of guys on #phreak want her, so if you're interested you better be
patient.

Speck
Speck is one of the few women I've ever met who runs Linux! This fact alone
impressed me, and after a few conversations with her I learned what a kewl
person she really is. (This picture was the icing on the cake!) If you hang
on #2600 or #hack, you probably already
know her; if you don't hang on those channels, I'm sure you can find Speck
on IRC sometime.. unlike many IRCer's she actually has a life! (Wow!)
Evidently Speck ran away from home. I've heard she's in Florida.. Speck and
I had a falling out, but if anyone knows what happened to her, please
pass the info on. And Speck, on the off chance you read this, are you OK?

Vamprella
Ya gotta wonder about a lady who drinks vodka at 8am on a plane -- or so
I thought. Vamprella was cool online but initially, she shocked me.
Fortunately, the shock wore off (took 10 minutes tho!) and we had a kick ass
time at Defcon. She's got a habit of drinking vodka straight from the bottle,
she manages to attract lots of attention, she knew some of the oddest people
at Defcon, but Defcon wouldn't have been the same without her.
She's pretty busy these days,a nd I rarely see her on IRC. If you run into
her, be nice - I phear her when she gets angry.

Bodger
This foxy lady is Bodger on IRC, and is a friend of my buddy Tempest. Somehow
I think if they lived in the same geographical area, Tempest would be trying
for much more than friendship.. I don't know much about her, but he
asked that she be included on the page, and since I believe him..there she is.
Tempest - gimme more infoz 'n' I'll put 'em up!
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lynch@dissident.com