Feature List
Atracts Opposite Sex
Provides Warmth
Looks Wicked Cool
Helps to Prevent Dumbification
Wards Off Oppressive Governments
Stops Brain Atrophy
May Offend Conservatives Sell-Outs

HNN T-shirts are now available! Be the first on your network to look cool! Buy one today!

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HNN T-shirts come in any color that you want as long as it is Black, and any Size that you want as long as it is XL. These are quality 100% cotton Hanes Beefy Ts.

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HNN T-Shirt
P.O. Box 990857
Boston, MA USA 02199-0857

Please include $15.00 plus $5.00 for shipping and handling in United States currency for each t-shirt ordered. We will ship all orders via First Class United States mail to anywhere in the World. Cash, Check or Money Order accepted, sorry no Credit Card orders. Please make all checks payable to The Hacker News Network. Please allow four to six weeks for delivery.