-> "A Text File About Penises"
 -> by Caitlin
 -> Taken from HOE #500 (3/3/99)

  _______________                       _____________
 |               |                     |             |
 |               | P  E  N  I  S  E  S |             |
 | uncircumcized | * * * * * * * * * * | circumcized |       
 |    penises    |                     |   penises   |
 |_______________|                     |_____________|
       |                 / \            /       | 
       |                /   \          /        |    
       |               /wanna\        /         |     
       |              /eatthem\      /          |      
      / \            /__up_____\____/_____      |           
     /   \                    |           |     |   
    /     \                   |  darren-  |     |______________       
   /neutral\                  |  harvey   |     |              |
  /_________\                 | syndrome  |     |     Josh     |
                              |___________|     |   Syndrome   |
                             /                  |              |
                            /                   |              |
                           /                    |______________|  
                          /                           |        
                         /                            |
                        /                             |
          _____________/__________                    |
         |                        |                   |
         | this is when the mush- |                   |
         | room tip is in perfect |         __________|_______________
         |  proportion with the   |        |                          |
         |  shaft, which is not   |        | this is when the head is |      
         | abnormally shaped, or  |        |         smaller          |
         | sized throughout it's  |        |   (out of proportion)    |
         |     length.            |        |      to the shaft.       |
         |________________________|        |__________________________|
              |            |                    |                 |      
              |            |                    |                 |     
             /             |                    |                 |
           /               |                   /                  |
          |          ______|_____            /                    |
  ________|_______  |            |          |                     |
 | sometimes seen | | very good; |          |           __________|_________
 | with: creamy,  | | a plus; a  |  ________|________  |                    |
 | milky color,   | | garnish;   | |                 | | commonly seen with |
 | like ivory,    | | an extra.  | | not necessarily | | unproportioned     |
 | flawless,      | |____________| | a bad thing.    | | shaft also.        |
 | yummy, almost  |                | almost always   | | starting larger    |
 | edible.        |                | tolerable.      | | getting smaller    |
 |________________|                | rarely          | | as it reaches      |
                                   | acceptable.     | | the head.          |
                                   |_________________| |____________________|

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