-> "Letters to Santa"
 -> From Bloomingon-Normal's "Twin City Community News" Holiday Supplement
 -> Transcribed by Quarex
 -> Taken from HOE #1000 (1/9/00)

	Things like these children's letters to Santa are far funnier than
 almost anything most people could come up with.  

	So, in conclusion, eat shit.

 Dear Santa,
    I really want something special.  I want another baby brother.  I
 want a cat.  I want a dog.  I want a fish.  I like all of these.
                                                Love,
                                                Brooke H., Grade 2

 Dear Santa,
    There are many things I want for Christmas.  First, I want a remote
 control car.  Next, I want a water and food bowl.  Then, I want a Pokemon
 sleeping bag.  Last, I want some  new golbery shoes, six 4.
                                                Love,
                                                Anthony, Grade 2

 Dear Santa,
    Can you pleas give me a truck thet two people can sit in?  Can you
 give me an E-Z bake oven?  Thank you Santa. have a nice Christmas.
                                                Your Friend,
                                                Amoda Lacour, age 7

 Dear Santa,
    I have been a good girl. I hope. I have always' have been whining
 about this dog that when you pull the sock it grows and his name is
 Tiger.  I have been whining about those Scoobeydoo slippers and the are
 verey comfey to my feet.  I want my own butterfly lamp.  I want some new
 sheets for my bed and they better be scoobydoo.
                                                Thank you Santa,
                                                Megan Fallot, age 8

 Dear Santa,
    I have been a good girl. What I want the most for Christmas is a
 little computer. I will with it a lot. I want the one with a mouse and a
 C.D. It looks fun and playful. It has a math game on it. I love math. It
 has a reading game on it. Thank you Santa.
                                                Love,
                                                Kristina Mlincsek, age 7

 Dear Santy,
    I will give you 8 carrots, and a glass of milk, and cookies! This is
 what I want. Hocky equipemt and Pokemon cards! Can you get my brothers a
 presant and my brothers a presant and my baby? I Love you Santy!
                                                Your pal,
                                                Kevin Rudolph, age 8

 Dear Santa,
    I was s a good boy. I tried not ot get in a fight with my sister and
 lets get down to business. I would like a beast wars togs. I want chetor
 and you probably know I want the rest of the maximal and transmedal
 pradecon.
                                                From,
                                                Joe Wemlinger, age 8

 Dear Santa,
    I tried to be a good boy. I want a tv. It would be the best and that
 was one fo my wishes. That is the thing I want for Christmas and that is
 what I want for Christmas.
                                                Your friend
                                                Culler Kennel, age 7

 Dear Santa,
    I have tried to be a boy this year I hope I deserve this. I want a
 lavalamp, Nintndo 64 games for game boy, and hot wheels Items. Thankyou
 for buying some of these gifts for me.
                                                Siserly,
                                                Tanner Frey

 Dear Santa,
    My name is Thomas. I'm 7 years old. My favorite thing is
 $1,000,000,000,000 or a toy.
                                                Your friend,
                                                Thomas, Grade 2

 Dear Santa,
    I want many presents for Christmas. I want a Nintendo 64. I want a
 skateboard. I want roller blades and a Gameboy Color. I want a remote
 control motorcycle. I want my brother to heal. I want him to play again.
 I want him to walk again. I want his shoulder to heal.
                                                Love,
                                                Matthew, Grade 2

 Dear Santa,
    For Christmas I would like a X-Blade roller Blades, and biggest,
 coolest remote control car. I want the coolest dirt bike ever and a
 X-Blade snowboard.  I wish my dad came back.  I like Christmas.
                                                Love
                                                Douglas, Grade 2

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