CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
 
 


HOE #400 is based on those old "Choose Your Own Adventure" books that many of us read as kids. The HOE Staff, along with many others, decided to do our version of this concept, with each of us writing our own short part.

To play, simply start at square 1. When you are offered a choice of where to go, select which number in [brackets] you wish to follow, and follow it. Simple enough, huh? If, for some godforsaken reason, you'd prefer to play the ASCII version of this game, you can find that right here. Beware... this is a deadly game, and endings come quick if you make an unwise choice!

START!