Meet The Cougars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Trend Started After Hollywood Made A Movie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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No Strings Attached

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Little False Advertising?

 

 

 

 

 

A Cougar Brings Her Cub To A Tupperware Party

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Nanna Franklin' Runs A Internet Talk Show

 

 

 

 

 

A Cougar Likes Her Men Young

These 50 year-olds cruise weddings, bat mitzvahs, and bars, for 25 to 30 yr old men. The name "cougars" or "urban cougar" was first used in the States to describe older women who aggressively date - or prey on, as the lingo goes - younger men.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Zio-Movie 'Cougar Club'

Later this year the film Cougar Club -starring Faye Dunaway and Carrie Fisher - is released in the UK. It is an entertaining, if savage, affair, featuring a group of divorced friends who hunt in packs for young blood. The promotional blurb offers the line "We are women - hear us roar", suggesting that the young "prey" really don't stand a chance.

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

There Are 'Cougar Dens'

A study by online dating service parship.co.uk recently revealed that 280,000 British women over 45 are keen to date a younger man, a leap of 20 per cent in a year.



 
   

 

 

 

 

 

 

They Have Websites

A couple of Jewish kids out of New York started it. Specialist dating websites have sprung up to satisfy the new demand - but even those who post on them can't agree whether cougars are to be applauded or abhorred.

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

Cougar Sex Therapists

There are videos devoted to telling 'Cougars' what young men like sexually.
   

 

 

 

 

 

Cougar Forums

The latest trend is the 'Cyber-Cougar' who entices young men with false stats. You show up at a bar expecting a 33 yr old model, and instead you will find a 50 yr-old pile driver.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cougars Are Sexual Dynamos

These oldies say they are good for multiple organisms, no emotional ties, and are confidence takes the pressure off the boys. She, in turn, is ready to teach them everything she knows about sex, they even give out T-shirts that says  "Everyone wins."

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Big Accessory Market

Naturally when you factor in the average age of your cougar being fifty one, it is a good idea to bring along a 'Personal Lubricant'.

   
   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thirty Year-Olds Courting Wildebeests?

It has to be 3:00 in the morning, and you need to be pretty drunk to bang one of these ageing heifers. What is really happening is Hollywood is planting a seed that inter-generational sex is fine. What it does is allow is insecure 'menopausal' women to reaffirm their self esteem.

Just another Zio-Scheme, like gay marriage, 'Girls gone wild', Madonna French kissing Brittney at the Oscars. You need to think of the logistics, these are mid life divorcees, and their married friends, and they will be hitting on the 16 - 19 yr old crowd, not the 25-30 they promised. The only way Esther 'Essie' Fein will get her 'Grove On' with trophy cabana boy is if she slips him $500.
 

 

 

 

Dr Lillian Feinberg on 'Cougar Sex'

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