My father was a dentist in 1939 Germany, and Nazis were wise to the
chocolate candy trick, so he decided to use my sister, little Gilda. My
poppa drilled hollow spots in my sisters teeth, and then inserted the
family diamonds in the cavities. As we were boarding a cattle train to
Bucharest, then a greyhound bus to England, my sister's baby tooth fell
out in front of a Nazi at the passport counter.
The German beast called over his frauline assistant with a pair of
rusty pliers. They held 'Little Gilda' down and ripped all her teeth
out. A SS Colonel walked in and shot my poppa, momma, and my seven
cousins. Gilda was taken to Mengele where her jaw was sewn shut, blue
dye injected in her eyes, and then she was gassed.
