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  ...presents...            WarezZz Courier

                                                       by Krass Katt
                                                       4/8/2000-#373

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"And when ye shall hear of warez and rumors of warez, be ye not troubled:
for [such things] must needs be; but the end [shall] not [be] yet. ...
But all these things are merely the beginning of birth pains."
                                                -- Book of Cow


Session Start: Sat Mar 18 18:46:07 2000
<MaRbz> isnt there ANY OTHER WAY??
<krasskat> well maybe
<krasskat> do you have a sister?
<MaRbz> yeah
<MaRbz> but i cant SEND heR!
<MaRbz> sorry
<krasskat> i don't want you to send her
<krasskat> how old is she?
<MaRbz> 16
<krasskat> is she pretty?
<MaRbz> well to me she isnt but in school all my friends want to 
HUMP her
<MaRbz> why?
<krasskat> is she your older sister or younger sister?
<MaRbz> barely older
<MaRbz> she is 2 months older
<krasskat> 2 months?
<krasskat> do you have different mothers?
<MaRbz> yeah ( i was adopted )
<krasskat> cool.
<MaRbz> thanx
<krasskat> what part of the country do you live in?
<MaRbz> West
<krasskat> anywhere near CA?
<MaRbz> nope
<krasskat> what state?
<MaRbz> Montana
<krasskat> i'll be in montana in about 6 weeks for a business 
trip.. here's what i'm thinkin
<krasskat> if you can talk your sister into spreading her legs for 
me, i'll sub-contract some couriers to you...  is your sister 
easy?
<krasskat> what i like to do is role play
<krasskat> she can be a police woman and me a criminal
<krasskat> or she can be a hooker
<krasskat> and i can be her client
<krasskat> something like that
<MaRbz> how old are YOU?
<krasskat> 19
<MaRbz> i dont know man how the hell can i trust you 
<MaRbz> when do i get the sites ??
<krasskat> as soon as i get the pussy
<MaRbz> shit fuck that
<MaRbz> thats 6 WEEKS!!
<krasskat> well okay here's the deal
<krasskat> i can fly up this weekend
<krasskat> my dad's a pilot for delta and i fly for free
<krasskat> i
<krasskat> i'll bring you 3 t3 sites with full info and you'll have 
your sister tied up and shit
<krasskat> i want her tongue to run my body up and down
<krasskat> deal?
<MaRbz> man i aint gonna tell you shit until i get some fuckin 
sites
<MaRbz> till then 
<MaRbz> peace out
<krasskat> fine
<krasskat> no pussy, no sites
Session Close: Sat Mar 18 18:53:42 2000

Session Start: Sat Mar 18 19:09:25 2000
<MaRbz> hey  man is there ANY OTHER WAY AT ALL!!!?!??
<krasskat> other than drugs and sex?
<MaRbz> yeah
<MaRbz> please
<krasskat> i think we can work something out
<krasskat> first though, whats your sisters name?
<MaRbz> Tracy
<krasskat> cool..
<krasskat> well let's see...
<krasskat> you want YOUR name to be assoicated with cDc, correct?
<MaRbz> yeah and also i want to DISTRUBUTE all your cDc warez to 
AOL!!!!
<krasskat> okay that sounds cool
<krasskat> i think we can work something out
<MaRbz> ok now what?
<krasskat> but you are going ot have to give me something in 
return.....
<MaRbz> well like what?
<krasskat> not your sister directly...
<krasskat> but maybe some pictures
<krasskat> do you have any?
<MaRbz> NAKED???
<krasskat> well no
<MaRbz> ok good
<MaRbz> cuz i dont have NAKED ones
<MaRbz> thats kinda nasty
<krasskat> can you mail me a picture?
<MaRbz> i dont know man
<MaRbz> why you always gotta have somethin in return??
<krasskat> i don't always
<MaRbz> (-- just wonderin
<MaRbz> =)
<krasskat> but when something this big is going down
<MaRbz> i know man
<krasskat> will you mail a picture to me?
<MaRbz> dependz 
<MaRbz> like when i get the sites and we get roollin and shit
<MaRbz> then when i start gettin to know you better 
<krasskat> i don't believe that though...
<krasskat> here's what i need
<MaRbz> then i will have her fuckin CALL YOU!!
<krasskat> 1) a sexy picture of her  2) some creditentials and 
references
<MaRbz> if she wants
<krasskat> cool you wanna talk about this voice?
<krasskat> i think we can work something out
<MaRbz> na i cant
<MaRbz> sorry
<MaRbz> but anyway man
<MaRbz> i want to get to KNOW YOU FIRST
<MaRbz> then get WAREZ ROLLIN AND SHIT
<krasskat> cool man whats your email address/
Session Close: Sat Mar 18 19:16:06 2000

Session Start: Sat Mar 18 19:16:28 2000
<MaRbz> at AOL?
<krasskat> yeah
<MaRbz> SoZ MaRbz@aol.com and SmOkeZ NeW@aol.com
<MaRbz> why?
<krasskat> COOL
<krasskat> SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
<krasskat> AND DEAL
<krasskat> woops
<krasskat> all caps
<MaRbz> well man i really want to deal about this RIGHT NOW please
<krasskat> okay fine then send me a picture of your sister
<krasskat> she has to look good but she dosnt have to be naked
<krasskat> thats all
<MaRbz> shit GOO i dont get the sites until you get the PICTURE??
<MaRbz> thats a fuckin RIP!
<krasskat> well you can get sites before then but i'm not going to 
give them to you unless we talk voice....  
<krasskat> i've been ripped off too many times
<krasskat> by people who don't come through
<MaRbz> i cant talk voice
<MaRbz> i dont know h ow
<krasskat> you dont know how to talk voice?
<MaRbz> nope
<MaRbz> never wanted to
<krasskat> ok...
<krasskat> well...
<krasskat> i tell you what
<krasskat> we can make the trade at the same time
<MaRbz> hOW?
<krasskat> i give you one site, you dcc me a picture of your 
sister, and then i give you the other 2
<MaRbz> i dont have a scanneR!!
<krasskat> talking voice is pretty complex
<krasskat> then just mail me a picture through us mail
<MaRbz> how bout she talks to you?
<krasskat> okay we can do that
<krasskat> i tell ya what
<krasskat> are you going to be on irc at midnight?
<MaRbz> do i have to go wake her up?
<krasskat> no not now
<MaRbz> she will get up if i ask her to
<MaRbz> hold on a sec i will get her
<krasskat> no i just screwed a little boy
<krasskat> and i'm not horny
Session Close: Sat Mar 18 19:22:56 2000

Session Start: Sat Mar 25 04:57:24 2000
<MaRbz> umm hello?
<krasskat> hey marbz..how's it going?  is your sister doing 
okay?
<MaRbz> umm yeah
<MaRbz> who are you anyway?
<krasskat> gee, me?
<krasskat> only the president of cDc
<krasskat> if you don't know  me then forget it
<krasskat> just pretend i didn't /msg you
<MaRbz> no i remember you but where have you been man?
<krasskat> the big house
<krasskat> got busted for possession
<krasskat> but my lawyer got me off
<MaRbz> oh shit man that fuckin s ux
<MaRbz> sorry
<MaRbz> =)
<krasskat> i dont' care man it's all good  ya know
<MaRbz> yeah thats kewl
<MaRbz> well man like i said i want to do shit for you 
<MaRbz> like spread your warez and shit
<MaRbz> ya remember man?
<krasskat> yeah i remember
<krasskat> i want a gif of your sister
<MaRbz> gif!!
<MaRbz> shit man i dont have a scanner
<MaRbz> =(
<krasskat> oh well
<MaRbz> man i still wanna do business witch ya though
<krasskat> no don't worry about it
<krasskat> that's all i want
<MaRbz> well i have an old one
<MaRbz> but she aint naked
<krasskat> a gif?
<krasskat> she doesn't have to be naked
<MaRbz> really
<MaRbz> well man i dont know 
<krasskat> well don't worry about it then
<MaRbz> hey can you let me in #cDc pleae
<MaRbz> se
<krasskat> nope it's +i
<MaRbz> please invite me
<krasskat> nope
<MaRbz> why man?
<krasskat> because
<MaRbz> cuz why!
Session Close: Sat Mar 25 05:09:49 2000

Session Start: Mon Mar 27 06:17:34 2000
<MaRbz> hey man sup
<krasskat> just checkin out some girlies
<MaRbz> kewl
Session Close: Mon Mar 27 06:43:00 2000

Session Start: Wed Mar 29 10:48:58 2000
<MaRbz> i cant!
<krasskat> i just unbanned you
Session Close: Wed Mar 29 10:49:10 2000

Session Start: Wed Mar 29 10:50:42 2000
<MaRbz> hey man SUP
Session Close: Wed Mar 29 10:50:53 2000

Session Start: Wed Mar 29 10:56:50 2000
<MaRbz> sUP
Session Close: Wed Mar 29 10:56:53 2000

Session Start: Wed Mar 29 10:56:57 2000
<MaRbz> you still da head of cDc man?
Session Close: Wed Mar 29 10:56:57 2000

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