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a list of Janeane pix, click here.

(juh-NEEN guh-RAH-fuh-LOW)

"I wouldn't want to live in a world that had seen my genitalia. You've got no trump card."
-- New York Observer interview, on turning down a role that required nudity.

Janeane Garofalo grew up in New Jersey and moved to Houston, Texas during her senior year of high school. During her senior year at college, she started doing standup comedy and moved to Los Angeles after graduation.

Table of Contents

Vital Statistics
Television Appearances
Movies
Where You Can Score A Janeane Fix Nowadays
Interviews
Other Janeane Genuflection Links
Upcoming Public Appearances
Where To Send The Fan Mail


Vital Statistics:

  •   smoker
    birthday September 28, 1964 in Newton, NJ
    height 5' 1"
    weight pretty thin
    tattoos eight:
  • Egyptian runes on her left forearm
  • "running man" on left upper arm
  • confirmed that the tattoo on right forearm said "THINK", now covered up with a more elaborate design
  • peace sign on ankle
  • star on calf
  • four little green stars arranged in orbit around her navel
    "She had to pull up her shirt to show it to us. She said she got it in the Haight as a direct response to being forced to do something for the SF Dickens festival. She has a very nice navel, by the way."
    -- eyewitness account
  • education History and American Studies degree from Providence College
    marital status divorced, I think; formerly married to Rob Cohen (then a writer for The Ben Stiller Show)
    favorite band Bettie Serveert


    Television Appearances:

    Movies:


    Interviews


    Other Janeane Genuflection Links


    Where To Send The Fan Mail


    If you're thinking about stalking Janeane, forget about it. My application for an exclusionary stalking permit was approved by the US Department of Justice in 1993. It's good for my lifetime plus 75 years, and I have a provision in my will for my children to camp out on Janeane's grave or next to her cryogenic capsule until the permit expires.

    Incidentally, I am NOT the stalker who appeared onstage with Janeane in her first HBO Comedy Hour. That person is Brian F. Herczeg of Concord, California.

    Click here to return to my home page.

    Reid Fleming / cDc / mmot / rfleming@cultdeadcow.com