PHOTO ALBUM

I must have been a beautiful baby

on stage with my Mum & Dad

I won Rodeo Queen twice in Bowen and once in Ayr.

I learnt to ride on my boyfriend Anatole's BSA Flash

studied herpetology and lectured in the Snake Pit Of Death

I got run through with swords, beheaded and sawn up with a six foot buzz saw

so I married a showman

and became an animal trainer

I got fat and insecure. He got a younger woman and left home.

I lost three stone in two months

got a great tan

borrowed some of Bridge's wardrobe

and made one of my own

and bought a new motor bike

Then I tripped around the world (Palace Mews London)

Rome

Bourbon St New Orleans

Venus in the Louvre Paris

Judge Roy Bean's Courthouse

I wasted some really great relationships.

I almost married this one twice.

It was fun but....they were all too young.

I can still be talked into singing a country song

and a man who can 2 step could win me

I still ride around on my old 650cc Special

and I've even been known to ride the mechanical bull on occasion

but now I stay home and look after my Mum