// KuroiShi's "Ghetto Ass" Beige Box
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// by KuroiShi-san (That's Mr. Black Death to you.)
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// http://www.oldskoolphreak.com

This is a story, passed down through generations and generations...

Phreaking is a hereditary degenerative disease.

Anyway, here goes.... I was sitting around at home, bored as usual, when the
notion to do some phreaking struck my feeble mind.  I go to my basement
(where I stash all of my phreaking gear and my hordes of undead i486 boxes),
only to realize that I really don't have any phreak gear.  I have made many
a beige box that have either broken, been lost, stolen, given away, stashed
into evidence rooms, eaten by rabid tenors, etc.
	So I am faced with a dilemma.  It is 3 AM, I'm fresh out of aligator
clips... What's a poor phreak to do!?   Well, I got inventive... There was a
phone on the wall in my basement that wasn't even plugged into a line.  Not
in use, I decide to take that to base my box on.  As I sat thinking what to
do, I see my washing machine... and I think... "That's it! I'll make my own
gator clips out of clothespins!!"
	First I took a clothespin, took the two halves apart, then drilled a
screw through it (using a vice to hold it),  soldered the leads from the
phone onto the back of it and BAM!  My own "Ghetto Ass Beige Box."  This is
useful for the poor starving phreak who just needs to call his mother for
some food stamps.  Or the bored kid sitting in his basement with nothing to
do.