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 ///  File Name: 100.things.sysadmin.says.html
Description:
 100 things said by a SysAdmin
File Size:5356
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:69ffede428d5e9ed21795c3b434fa254

 ///  File Name: 10baset.html
Description:
 Netmaster 10baseT is in the house
File Size:5014
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:d1d5f7cc57ea9bfd2f512865ceead69b

 ///  File Name: 12step.recovery.from.win95.html
Description:
 12 Step recovery from Windows95
File Size:1745
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:cc412c55dbbb971ed147d79bf14adca0

 ///  File Name: 7th-level-animation.html
Description:
 7th Level animation on all software
File Size:2557
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:e3ae4b2086eacda68201780aa7ccb4b7

 ///  File Name: ABCs_of_UNIX.txt
Description:
 The ABC's of UNIX
File Size:1104
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:faa821e78e74ab35a69cc490a3a0226a

 ///  File Name: accountz.htm
Description:
 Accountz Reeceevin' Ain't For No Candy-Ass Temps - H.K.
File Size:9086
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:6716c95d02e3647706c1e04496cf4e20

 ///  File Name: alien_os.html
Description:
 CERT Advisory: ID4 Virus - Alien/OS
File Size:5705
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:ee3ff46b7185f8893a18b190345aa83e

 ///  File Name: Alt.sysadmin.recovery.html
Description:
 Alt.Sysadmin.recovery
File Size:4987
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:ca6786a70342500c833ad26b44c8856f

 ///  File Name: analogies.html
Description:
 Analogies You Won't Find in Great Literature
File Size:1310
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:993d36087d7ae03a5862876d11907163

 ///  File Name: ankle-biters.html
Description:
 IDS Terminology
File Size:3698
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:2e725504a2b9b807080f5503f0ac01a9

 ///  File Name: anti.unix.jokes.from.MS.luser.html
Description:
 Bill Gates' Favorite Anti-Unix Jokes
File Size:2049
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:9628649e877e71896fc5f0f6bf839643

 ///  File Name: aol.addicts.htm
Description:
 You Might be an AOL Addict If...
File Size:6548
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:2eb9f73b28962bf57a3a6e0db5d341b1

 ///  File Name: apache-owned.gif
Description:
 A screen shot from when apache.org was defaced with a Microsoft logo.
Homepage:http://torn.kaapeli.net/apache.org-hacked
File Size:36857
Last Modified:May 5 15:38:15 2000
MD5 Checksum:da4ea4d0480860e630966d982930044d

 ///  File Name: arrest.jpg
Description:
 Someone getting arrested.
File Size:22052
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:dfff1d4597723a2addec965b5ca7b604

 ///  File Name: AssemblyLanguageCommands.html
Description:
 Assembly Language Commands
File Size:2291
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:e1cc3adb60e1db980b5d334e5a21b593

 ///  File Name: awesome.unix.chdir.program.html
Description:
 Unix chdir program
File Size:3165
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:46bf4c17041e1503169cea8f9c56a22d

 ///  File Name: babyman.html
Description:
 BABY manual page.
File Size:3089
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:5bb2ca33375da2eeb035d40e77de35d1

 ///  File Name: Bad_Billy_C.txt
Description:
 Bad Billy C
File Size:19397
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:f7ab6b17635e98d796014d1c28ab7244

 ///  File Name: badass.htm
Description:
 I Am a Bad Ass - Herbert Kornfeld
File Size:5434
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:01019d3cb5ba9d7c601d5edb68b28dae

 ///  File Name: ball.jpg
Description:
 The Cops are stealing the Penguin!
File Size:38152
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:c7e823f43775b1be467fa254ea6df665

 ///  File Name: bg.jpg
Description:
 Bill Gates is Hitler.
File Size:64010
Last Modified:Feb 1 16:02:33 2000
MD5 Checksum:2bb2af773c76e6604d63ee46c1813dfd

 ///  File Name: bill.gates.quotes.html
Description:
 The list of Bill Gates Quotes
File Size:7864
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:43f06dc9640c73111f33b6f506c33e2e

 ///  File Name: bill.gif
Description:
 Shaq picks up Bill Gates
File Size:73357
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:b6d392eef3129768585c6d91618967c8

 ///  File Name: bill.html
Description:
 Shaq Buys Bill Gates
File Size:6855
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:ac1e57e793888979ca2d9969ac6b5c10

 ///  File Name: billanim.gif
Description:
 Bill Gates Screwed .gif
File Size:413370
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:f025434c876fe92b9d740c33fc3e9adf

 ///  File Name: billdevl.gif
Description:
 Bill Gates/Satan Morph .gif
File Size:85850
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:5af7d1740ad50c03ba0acdab5ac6bbed

 ///  File Name: black.hole.txt
Description:
 Scientist Warns of 'Black Hole Problem'
File Size:2867
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:4583d6f683b98703e7ed2f91a52e7257

 ///  File Name: bogus.winnt.cdroms.txt
Description:
 Bogus Windows NT CD-Roms
File Size:1532
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:d5cd10e8e9ae08af80aeada708c5200c

 ///  File Name: bosskill_8.html
Description:
 BOSSKILL manual page.
File Size:2610
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:f9bdc855bf37413ff394a590941f854f

 ///  File Name: breakingwind.txt
Description:
 You'll never fart again.
File Size:2589
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:e71b9b14fd0995416da4a8c2e7fce7a9

 ///  File Name: bsod.gif
Description:
 Funny comic on blue screens of death and halloween.
File Size:24589
Last Modified:Nov 1 03:09:17 2002
MD5 Checksum:8e2f7b718e9dd16ff15149d8775942f7

 ///  File Name: bushy.jpg
Description:
 This jpg has nothing to do with unix, but it is easily funny enough to warrant being in the unix humor section anyway. It is an unaltered press photo of GW Bush being accosted by a gooselike animal.
File Size:25033
Last Modified:Nov 21 01:19:46 2001
MD5 Checksum:c9729c4917dce2251caa339fcbc7e603

 ///  File Name: c++.txt
Description:
 C++ Interview
File Size:12121
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:e69a4377541a27022ee981f72b5b2180

 ///  File Name: c.hierarchy.html
Description:
 The C Hierarchy
File Size:1753
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:7c944b7d49bf0d6772cce7f59ab0c60e

 ///  File Name: c.language.pranks.html
Description:
 C Language Pranks
File Size:935
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:2aeb1a442ac1b7dfb4e1bd63b1f884e9

 ///  File Name: c64-anim.gif
Description:
 C64 Animation
File Size:92734
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:a6bef55e2d94d1d34c3a70d1c71404ce

 ///  File Name: c64.html
Description:
 Windows 95 on the C64?
File Size:182
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:fd80c76357d3a18a8d101fa763f960e3

 ///  File Name: CA-99-02-Trojan-Horses.txt
Description:
 CERT Discovers Trojan Horses 3,500 years too late.
File Size:20455
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:e2a94ce2969463332b0131ddea225fb9

 ///  File Name: chickencrossroad.html
Description:
 O/S Chicken Crossing Road
File Size:2962
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:44fc447334d2802b43f820b73f8cfcdb

 ///  File Name: chunky.html
Description:
 Amusing yet obnoxious play on terminology in the industry and how it is or could be used to make references to drug and sexual instances. If you are easily offended, do not bother reading this.
Author:Uncle Chunky
Homepage:http://lhqi.com/~chunky/
File Size:6187
Last Modified:Sep 29 00:35:16 2004
MD5 Checksum:9cd8a2797e2aff5242efc275eee609dd

 ///  File Name: comp.contractor.txt
Description:
 struct ComputerContractor
File Size:348
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:9b59abeef87e29c1ae965cdf465da347

 ///  File Name: Comp_Geeks_Are_Sex_Symbols_of_90s.t..>
Description:
 Comp Geeks Are Sex Symbols of 90s
File Size:5992
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:c7f5c09ed8c09af015579f09cac52bbd

 ///  File Name: CompHeavHell.html
Description:
 Computers, Heaven, and Hell
File Size:3964
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
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 ///  File Name: complete.listwin95.error.messages.h..>
Description:
 Complete List of Win95 Error Messages
File Size:3542
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:9625659c66db272d60f516953ce393f0

 ///  File Name: computer.folklore.from.net.rumors.h..>
Description:
 Computer Horror Stories and Folklore
File Size:161303
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:3853183e00c90c9fd72637bc85266f60

 ///  File Name: computer.html
Description:
 Our little friend, the computer
File Size:2518
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:afa8abe4a674fe9e4daafe745760ef12

 ///  File Name: computer.knowledge.html
Description:
 Computer Knowledge
File Size:3860
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:3135c7729177cb84ee1bfedc696f3174

 ///  File Name: computer.terms.html
Description:
 Computer Terms
File Size:3580
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:38bc2b3e74030823799b15d6ac514633

 ///  File Name: computerlab.html
Description:
 50 Things To Do In The Computer Lab
File Size:7708
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:1625afca5b63c24a065d3bb9e5d795c3

 ///  File Name: crack-babies2.gif
Description:
 The Crack Babies Cartoon
File Size:296037
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:30a0e45f694896495da278e28b9cbf4e

 ///  File Name: creation.html
Description:
 THE CREATION
File Size:5867
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:21a65c14b4b91c36f47969ccc6055ce6

 ///  File Name: ctluser_8.html
Description:
 CTLUSER manual page.
File Size:3572
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:9b75d63e226fc497fa22e530ba35fc82

 ///  File Name: cube_anim.gif
Description:
 Cube animation
File Size:29380
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:113aabbd0672eacad5bdb8c149ad99d0

 ///  File Name: cybersex.html
Description:
 Typical Cybersex
File Size:6645
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:9c776512dff514324c6a639e80f36d08

 ///  File Name: d4y.in.l1f3.Hax0R.txt
Description:
 A d4y in 7h3 l1f3 0f 4 Hax0R...
File Size:4473
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:85d58bf1ebc7462d454e6b24a7e1f6b3

 ///  File Name: daemon.html
Description:
 The Daemon Story
File Size:3883
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:95a16748f16a72f7686d36e284a1082f

 ///  File Name: data.procesdefinitions.html
Description:
 Data Processing Definitions
File Size:3919
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:548755ac8d5e2fdac430914c50e2a6c6

 ///  File Name: day.in.life.of.sysadmin.htm
Description:
 A Day in the Life of a SysAdmin
File Size:6748
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:1414d4befe7d7a3e0ac63621c240dea3

 ///  File Name: db-3.22.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 1
File Size:22378
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:ab5c5366245088fb32bd1252353616c3

 ///  File Name: db-3.23.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 2
File Size:22089
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:e2aafd43c670aadeb7431ac50ad6ca1c

 ///  File Name: db-3.24.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 3
File Size:25288
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:4990c566ee6ac45c62c61ec50717e525

 ///  File Name: db-3.25.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 4
File Size:21637
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:fe77adbe81c8c84bbccde61421cfcc5a

 ///  File Name: db-3.26.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Gets Hacked, Part 5
File Size:25576
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:87386d83fa3565d08431c5b3ec581b07

 ///  File Name: db2-poc.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Haxored, Part 2
File Size:23154
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:56ea8b6396d7d3634a49027a2cf60e38

 ///  File Name: db3-poc.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Haxored, Part 3
File Size:21351
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:cf9f9799a05d7f198c1730f24eec6aba

 ///  File Name: db4-poc.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Haxored, Part 4
File Size:23737
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:a34314bfdc64cc535404e4c45b3e7b47

 ///  File Name: db5-poc.gif
Description:
 Doonesbury Haxored, Part 5
File Size:20220
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:9c093c3fbb8a0e140872ddcc39114003

 ///  File Name: ddcomp.html
Description:
 Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
File Size:1490
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:2d51bdfd20e1bc59b0475b43223b8a3e

 ///  File Name: Dear_Abby.txt
Description:
 Dear Abby - Microsoft
File Size:1151
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:d0d670c6f9aa8e27029fbad300aab4e4

 ///  File Name: debugging_purity_test.txt
Description:
 The Debugging Purity Test
File Size:1906
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:eda0db8e0ed7560132d08201d102b09e

 ///  File Name: decoding.htm
Description:
 Decoding Windows Errors
File Size:3256
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:a77cbb775f3c037e39238e69caaaa056

 ///  File Name: deepthoughts.txt
Description:
 Deep Thoughts,
Author:Jack Handey
File Size:14465
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:60ba088b27958dff8703e0e1ccec8a48

 ///  File Name: demo0.jpg
Description:
 Just a jpeg.
File Size:7512
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:c1dc17eb2214644003d1ef969cae37dd

 ///  File Name: demo0.jpg
Description:
 Just a jpeg.
File Size:7512
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:c1dc17eb2214644003d1ef969cae37dd

 ///  File Name: descent-into-MS-2.txt
Description:
 Descent into Microsoft (Part 2)
File Size:13905
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:236fb195f0092626444f8e3f8eb2d988

 ///  File Name: descent-into-MS-3.txt
Description:
 Descent into Microsoft (Part 3)
File Size:15007
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:395ee5964d59709ca3a5be5264234f3b

 ///  File Name: descent-into-MS-4.txt
Description:
 Descent into Microsoft (Part 4)
File Size:12889
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:df94d541a0c6648ada507e55d408ebe7

 ///  File Name: descent-into-MS.txt
Description:
 Descent into Microsoft (Part 1)
File Size:13659
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:06bb031002bcc965d9898c67d07e5f2c

 ///  File Name: desk.htm
Description:
 Keep Your Fucking Shit Off My Desk - H.K.
File Size:5315
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:180fbb34e66ab50e0c5579cb0dfb7a42

 ///  File Name: dev.null.txt
Description:
 The /dev/null Mystery
File Size:2697
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:5f2b8d19803687b5a582815053c48f66

 ///  File Name: df20060116.jpg
Description:
 Amusing cartoon regarding RFID.
Author:David Farley
File Size:106112
Last Modified:Feb 2 11:16:10 2006
MD5 Checksum:58e07cb7e8bd755f4ed34379f6203b35

 ///  File Name: diary.aol.luser.html
Description:
 Diary of an AOL Luser
File Size:5661
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:f5f08b233368bb8dbfe85df736c7ff18

 ///  File Name: dilbert.linux-1.gif
Description:
 Dilbert's Mom Uses Linux
File Size:47015
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:d44b0409a273632c55ff71bf022ba888

 ///  File Name: dilbert.linux-2.gif
Description:
 Dilbert's Mom Uses Linux, Part 2
File Size:44526
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:898a62dc8f6227c26bd5d34945e55b8a

 ///  File Name: dog.meat.txt
Description:
 I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke.
File Size:10924
Last Modified:May 18 00:10:51 2002
MD5 Checksum:ddd013f4f8b02434e02907562aeed2af

 ///  File Name: dos.history.html
Description:
 The History of DOS
File Size:5357
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
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 ///  File Name: dr.seuss.tech.writer.htm
Description:
 Dr Seuss as a Technical Writer
File Size:1716
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:c66025766db6d76db4ac733c72033bae

 ///  File Name: dreamman.html
Description:
 dreamman man page.
File Size:1985
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
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 ///  File Name: dumpster.jpg
Description:
 Dumpster on fire
File Size:25176
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:189f26d65feb760bec00c2da9c1e9805

 ///  File Name: eagle.html
Description:
 Eagle Talon y2k Bug
File Size:2095
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:d8f2db8c12084539373915b6efd8204b

 ///  File Name: employee.htm
Description:
 I Be The Real Employee Of The Month - H.K.
File Size:6345
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:43929015b9c57c3b40d43a627d71c1ef

 ///  File Name: evolution.of.programmer.html
Description:
 Evolution of Programmer, from H.S. to CEO
File Size:9247
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:fd4367f7a19ce06ecf4172665b2e4cb0

 ///  File Name: fast.food.the.UNIX.way.html
Description:
 Fast Food the UNIX Way
File Size:3092
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:af5af1bac16d333081fdf2e234e53cb9

 ///  File Name: fbi.monitors.whole.internet.html
Description:
 FBI Tries To Monitor Entire Internet
File Size:3372
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:736ee592275c682f03b26bd31b8deaa0

 ///  File Name: fedora.html
Description:
 Hilarious take on how Red Hat is changing over to Fedora and letting the community know how things will work in general.
Author:Konstantin Ryabitsev
File Size:17749
Last Modified:May 7 18:53:33 2004
MD5 Checksum:6daa4038308659331dcc0ee9f6e98fe7

 ///  File Name: final-rev.gif
Description:
 Choose to sysadmin
File Size:17690
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:54a707d46044b9945f3b3c366f6bdc4d

 ///  File Name: final.gif
Description:
 Choose to sysadmin
File Size:17428
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:3b7f18d6609286d320410e66cf7d637b

 ///  File Name: Final_Exams.txt
Description:
 Final Exams
File Size:4155
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:e25857e8a9e1c5215473e9e409f647e9

 ///  File Name: fired.no.linux.txt
Description:
 Get Fired for Choosing M$
File Size:1590
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:cd12be764b73daec00c4c41c3076c9ac

 ///  File Name: flame.a.thon.txt
Description:
 Flame-a-Thon Site Launched
File Size:1421
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:7a212fe5355e2a29c10fcc2306e71370

 ///  File Name: flamers.bible.txt
Description:
 The Flamers Bible
File Size:4616
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:a1a0834cd3421add25c2a3cccddf02f9

 ///  File Name: freak.html
Description:
 How to Freak Out Your Roommate
File Size:21107
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:c8403c807151662434d5dd2f6ee372ee

 ///  File Name: gates.ap.jpg
Description:
 Bill Gates eats Cream Pie
File Size:9254
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:8e1d59a2f106a9efff0235ead5e3962c

 ///  File Name: gates.guestbook.gif
Description:
 Bill Gates Exploding Head .gif
File Size:103171
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:cf8b7cf31af93269201cbaa399b70a6b

 ///  File Name: gnu-overflow.html
Description:
 Security Alert: Bug found in GNU acronym
File Size:4046
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
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Description:
 God as a Programmer
File Size:3488
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
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 ///  File Name: God_logs_in.txt
Description:
 God logs in and creates
File Size:4857
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:8790d01280c49be6c4e78b2e5c59fb96

 ///  File Name: GODvsBUSH.gif
Description:
 Visual proof that God has possibly deliberately pushed the recent hurricanes in Florida through territories that voted for Bush.
File Size:26389
Last Modified:Sep 21 04:38:51 2004
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 ///  File Name: gphoto0.jpg
Description:
 Man in Gas mask.
File Size:9126
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
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 ///  File Name: guide.to.perverse.comp.htm
Description:
 Guide to Perverse Computing
File Size:5982
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
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 ///  File Name: guru_8.html
Description:
 GURU manual page.
File Size:2643
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
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 ///  File Name: h4x0r1ng.gUid3.txt
Description:
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File Size:35102
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:4b0a82a69f32882fe11d35bae1a46626

 ///  File Name: hack-too-long.html
Description:
 You know you've been hacking too long when...
File Size:6118
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:eb59558aecbc8740fc9482c9053f19c4

 ///  File Name: hacker.syndrome.paper.html
Description:
 Hacker Syndrome Paper
File Size:7806
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
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 ///  File Name: hacker.tarot.cards.html
Description:
 Hacker Tarot Cards
File Size:3330
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:cf3ccd559303b56a1ef70d37c1f01616

 ///  File Name: hackers-breach-heaven.com.htm
Description:
 Heaven.com Gets Hacked!
File Size:6882
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:90e8e6d01d2a91dd96b12b57475aae97

 ///  File Name: hacking.html
Description:
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File Size:22136
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:39d9144fb85c40b8d165a7db9e6c8613

 ///  File Name: Hacking_Bill_Gates_Boiler.txt
Description:
 Hacking Bill Gates Boiler
File Size:3236
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:eabc5dce56863b74b1a94281cadf9e32

 ///  File Name: Haiku_Error_Messages.txt
Description:
 Haiku Error Messages
File Size:3039
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:7aaa23f5054ec8e6aa1c1d9708331dbb

 ///  File Name: hax0r.j4rg0n.txt
Description:
 tH3 hax0r j4rg0n f1l3
File Size:1432
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:b2346b5c1d2859768e1596e8ab65ca4e

 ///  File Name: hdogbio.htm
Description:
 Tha Autobiography Of Herbert K
File Size:9840
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:bbaad41d65f92c33734c49e6c8e10fb4

 ///  File Name: herbertkornfeld.gif
Description:
 Herbert K's picture
File Size:2911
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:dfc977e16f6f24f600ddeb87490ebd91

 ///  File Name: hkhorr1.html
Description:
 Hacker Horror Stories #1
File Size:8469
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:e4312316d6fbc9a336c201e59ef6464c

 ///  File Name: hkhorr2.html
Description:
 Hacker Horror Stories #2
File Size:9862
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:9080f6c587cdfbb7517b09fea711bb2d

 ///  File Name: howtogetbabes.txt
Description:
 How To Get Babes - A Guide for Geeks
File Size:1913
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:d7198de109cfbbec78b9da1b82a2265f

 ///  File Name: hp.lunch.htm
Description:
 Lunch, the HP Way
File Size:5825
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:75e8e5b12b2b407ea1cb56572b1d9f23

 ///  File Name: human.dna.html
Description:
 Human DNA
File Size:2828
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:cc0a33141400587269b696aa06025c5f

 ///  File Name: ibm.buys.apache.html
Description:
 IBM Buys Apache
File Size:1863
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:9fcad3525bd072029624a5e9b8d29034

 ///  File Name: IBMEpiscopal.html
Description:
 IBM Buys Epsicopal Church
File Size:5925
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:865a44cb8865201e61e9b1fdf385565e

 ///  File Name: idiot.guide.to.win95.htm
Description:
 Idiot's Guide to Windows95
File Size:1523
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:261d01d7daa858a3160a34793f71e307

 ///  File Name: im.a.luser.html
Description:
 I'm a Luser.
File Size:2351
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:98334fd4fbc9416491eca827015f159d

 ///  File Name: img07316.gif
Description:
 A hacker trying to look like a bad ass.
File Size:10979
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:25d1f6e8c2c48f2da9c9de958b05e208

 ///  File Name: index.old
Description:
 Unavailable.
File Size:20866
Last Modified:Sep 2 22:05:59 1999
MD5 Checksum:42031a8c04b94f3c5048f7e083db022d

 ///  File Name: inferno.html
Description:
 The Computing and Internet Inferno
File Size:31741
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:3f7f6c0d0ba804b8913f7b4efdd8ff4d

 ///  File Name: internet.html
Description:
 Top 10 Signs You Spend Too Much Time Online
File Size:1259
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:06c10c78547c17be44cf948e0c4b5b2b

 ///  File Name: jobguide.html
Description:
 How To Handle Junk Email
File Size:3551
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:99b023d8b7d3be34411095848af95c97

 ///  File Name: keyboard.jpg
Description:
 This is a futurized Microsoft keyboard.
File Size:174980
Last Modified:Dec 4 17:35:32 2004
MD5 Checksum:50edec3a4ee065d322fe159bd659ac29

 ///  File Name: knife_8.html
Description:
 The KNIFE manual page.
File Size:2274
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:2f476ec474c9ddb3c2d34754dd5db5eb

 ///  File Name: know.ur.sysadmin.html
Description:
 Know Your Unix SysAdmin
File Size:20460
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:c406f43abf386ce903875fa06ee0403f

 ///  File Name: l33t_cereal.jpg
Description:
 L33t Cereal.
File Size:30345
Last Modified:May 7 15:15:46 2003
MD5 Checksum:16e2b5cfe3aeef6cacd854895216fa24

 ///  File Name: lart_1m.html
Description:
 The LART manual page.
File Size:2397
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:daa342d1ec8fa5016498a09718024f47

 ///  File Name: last.holdout.on.win95.htm
Description:
 The Last Holdout on Win95
File Size:5463
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:e611a4e4fe4b4c9bf6aff83813a91c8c

 ///  File Name: laws.of.programming.htm
Description:
 The Laws of Programming
File Size:1437
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:b5b6e49010a9069079debe45da2475e6

 ///  File Name: leeto.hax0r.txt
Description:
 You might be a leeto hax0r if...
File Size:628
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:1360d42355b94df9c2ecb263ed2fd7a3

 ///  File Name: linux-history.html
Description:
 The Great War: Linux -vs- Minix
File Size:26325
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:2babc6d69fe9fe8b21fcb6427cc1fa37

 ///  Directory: / linux-obsolete /
Description:
 The Great Debate: Linux Is Obsolete!
Total Files:108
Last Modified:Sep 5 23:00:11 2007

 ///  File Name: linux.rally.txt
Description:
 Linux Rally Held
File Size:1364
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:08b3d237c137e6ca6dc34dc4ae827ab5

 ///  File Name: linux.virgins.txt
Description:
 'Linux Virgins' Site Launched
File Size:1428
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:d2e346699602f58ce2692935a95d627e

 ///  File Name: linux.vs.mswincar.txt
Description:
 Linux-Mobile vs. Microsoft WinCar
File Size:2524
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:74fa95a2600bc4d980d726c4f7698b12

 ///  File Name: linux_inside_new_icon_trans.gif
Description:
 Linux Inside gif
File Size:9257
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:2037443c76dfd8a96c49f394cf7902b0

 ///  File Name: linuxriot.html
Description:
 Linux Advocates Turn Violent, Riot In Seattle
File Size:12440
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:69ca1e2dac12e137d2ddabc1f03b2c77

 ///  File Name: low-profile.txt
Description:
 Keeping a low profile on UNIX Systems
File Size:5881
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:2a81fc2b8a4250d634c80e9ec59bca94

 ///  File Name: luser_8.html
Description:
 The LUSER manual page.
File Size:2403
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:60e4c73bb0b19d9c69445b5baf02198a

 ///  File Name: lusers.html
Description:
 LUSER FAQ
File Size:3423
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:16554aa269418e975bb88db932fe68f0

 ///  File Name: MailingLists.txt
Description:
 Mailings Lists
File Size:2042
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:4d03e2f96ceeff9543066ea6677ceae1

 ///  File Name: man.condom.html
Description:
 Man page for condoms.
File Size:5523
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:65e6fc83ac761ef17ba962a13bf73c53

 ///  File Name: man_hack.txt
Description:
 man hack - the man page for "hack"
File Size:6139
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:5c38c4446936511d7e94ea8afe3b5f13

 ///  File Name: mansex.html
Description:
 The SEX manual page.
File Size:2543
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:09ef9e6ed20275a85f1203732013024f

 ///  File Name: McDonnell_Douglas_Warranty_Card.txt
Description:
 McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
File Size:4759
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:3f847ffe7a21f27c6501d678d6d24ff2

 ///  File Name: microsoft.buys.linux.html
Description:
 Microsoft Buys Linux for $18 Billion
File Size:2568
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:6ca64a4f1ad44115c7c1e18e53421975

 ///  File Name: microsoft.jpg
Description:
 The Microsoft family in 1978
File Size:64451
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:1c8222c21a4d50d8da0e4fb189ce1245

 ///  File Name: microsoft.kills.txt
Description:
 These calculations show that Microsoft may be guilty of murder, on order of several people per day.
Author:Sil
File Size:2852
Last Modified:Oct 25 13:50:56 1999
MD5 Checksum:bb8d2b6d54d6e7c2abd22efed765425c

 ///  File Name: microsoft.owned.jpg
Description:
 Amusing graphic of Microsoft's UK web site getting compromised and defaced again in May, 2004.
File Size:140773
Last Modified:May 25 17:31:12 2004
MD5 Checksum:4badced47cc58f6ea4dab74f208e6cf8

 ///  File Name: mind.reading.markup.lang.html
Description:
 MRML-Mind Reading Markup Language
File Size:5947
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:5a5d83d393077b896624d5f65a918bb5

 ///  File Name: missouri.town.linux.txt
Description:
 Missouri Town Changes Name to 'Linux'
File Size:1309
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:dd90195dab57b740ffd56385a06967fc

 ///  File Name: monkeys.html
Description:
 I Like Monkeys
File Size:2796
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:2dc7c6fde9a08e75d7fa75d6daa80594

 ///  File Name: more.funny.unix.commands.html
Description:
 More Funny Unix Commands
File Size:2790
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:0df52768d5e26a724b08079363383716

 ///  File Name: moriacc.html
Description:
 Funny Compiler Messages
File Size:4319
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:c054635690da8f5a7a03dade84c5b633

 ///  File Name: moron.jpg
Description:
 Complete moron at Defcon 11 performing the Magnum look.
File Size:443713
Last Modified:Sep 10 03:23:20 2003
MD5 Checksum:6365a1830b725fabdca8fd1dec491430

 ///  File Name: mouse.balls.html
Description:
 Mouse Balls
File Size:2101
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:8eb8c6ea8cf62291665747b0e18cd12e

 ///  File Name: ms-nuke.txt
Description:
 M$ Nuke Test
File Size:3118
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:324aff4d90e1b0638fded1c9a9179f3e

 ///  File Name: ms-nuke.txt
Description:
 M$ Nuke Test
File Size:3118
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:324aff4d90e1b0638fded1c9a9179f3e

 ///  File Name: MS-Simulator.1.0.txt
Description:
 Microsoft Simulator 1.0
File Size:1938
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:e6fb75ba236cfa33e999c24deeb0033d

 ///  File Name: ms.buys.america.html
Description:
 Microsoft Buys America!
File Size:3051
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:f3fa375f36526483fc6274f0399eeda2

 ///  File Name: MS.HQ.in.georgia.htm
Description:
 Microsoft HQ Moves to S. Georgia
File Size:2667
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:54da3a5d91740cd248d9b6315d17307a

 ///  File Name: ms.joe.bob.htm
Description:
 Microsoft Releases Joe-Bob Software
File Size:2206
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:70ab3cb2594ab365a438f4b72fa87702

 ///  File Name: ms.port.solitaire.txt
Description:
 Microsoft to Port Solitaire to Linux?
File Size:714
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:85d55bb743072a577fbfb5099ad39dcb

 ///  File Name: ms.sucks.txt
Description:
 Microsoft Simple Unified C++ Kit (SUCK)s
File Size:1380
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:56eaa80790ee144870c39d79306dde14

 ///  File Name: ms_buglist.jpg
Description:
 Mr. Hyan-Lee makes the mistake of printing the entire Windows 2000 bug list.
File Size:82783
Last Modified:Dec 5 00:31:35 2004
MD5 Checksum:89d4909dbbf9707515d67f93f471f245

 ///  File Name: MSChristmas.html
Description:
 12 Days of MS Christmas '95
File Size:3714
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:3e6045fea183467dc80c0ef4c856b60f

 ///  File Name: mslinux.jpg
Description:
 Microsoft Linux box cover. Very chilling, frightening, and funny too.
File Size:7105
Last Modified:May 14 08:34:41 2000
MD5 Checksum:0d02e8dd8b1606c82e88a541ad31da11

 ///  File Name: msncb.txt
Description:
 Recycled Suggestions for MSNBC shows
File Size:1810
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:93c80c5b8fc5b828353d40e7ef411ab7

 ///  File Name: MSoptions.gif
Description:
 Microsoft Windows secret options - Endourance options, etc :)
File Size:9539
Last Modified:Jun 29 05:23:34 2000
MD5 Checksum:26987adc7b4580858a98ec1ff6ff6ab0

 ///  File Name: MSoptions2.gif
Description:
 Microsoft Windows secret options - Aggrivating display properties.
File Size:29611
Last Modified:Jun 29 05:29:20 2000
MD5 Checksum:909e6dd36b4a909a4dcc5e043f7f76a5

 ///  File Name: MSoptions3.gif
Description:
 Microsoft Windows secret options - More aggrivating display properties.
File Size:8247
Last Modified:Jun 29 05:30:09 2000
MD5 Checksum:ade01864de08be105a86509db70dc36e

 ///  File Name: mush.txt
Description:
 Mush: Microsoft User SHell for Linux
File Size:971
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:11d741260b3e98d25e698aea65807ce4

 ///  File Name: nato.attacks.haxorz.txt
Description:
 NATO authorizes airstrikes on hackers
File Size:4949
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:50fc6176501abeb6bb31ed25c4133529

 ///  File Name: nerdzilla.browser.project.txt
Description:
 Nerdzilla Browser Project
File Size:1805
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:dec4848e69ff1ec4ece840e0715bf6fe

 ///  File Name: network.admin.job.descr.html
Description:
 Network Admin. Job Description
File Size:3228
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:f06a947380a61e43b6cea8fdbcc8bc47

 ///  File Name: new.comp.lang.htm
Description:
 New Computer Languages
File Size:6984
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:32342ee3d7fc4ba1c0c061ba126df565

 ///  File Name: new.jargon.file.txt
Description:
 Jargon File to be Updated
File Size:1310
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:176500c6b2461d26e4feb7273af9db89

 ///  File Name: new.man.pages.html
Description:
 New Unix Man Pages
File Size:2373
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:5fa4c55099e0c4742833ee4e4e77eb58

 ///  File Name: new.win95.error.list.html
Description:
 New Win95 Error List
File Size:2938
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:ffaa91a5d82404aa3841ef946e581efa

 ///  File Name: NewGates.html
Description:
 Top 10 Baby Gates and Bill Gates Similarities
File Size:1279
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:f7512bbdc2b4395548208aa6f19aaaa2

 ///  File Name: nine.types.of.users.html
Description:
 Nine Types of Users
File Size:6363
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:d46dc3f52e97a266cd544e91d7afa96d

 ///  File Name: nmap-matrix2log.jpg
Description:
 Amusing picture of Hollywood using Nmap and an exploit for the SSH CRC-32 vulnerability in the new movie Matrix Reloaded.
File Size:29661
Last Modified:May 16 18:53:59 2003
MD5 Checksum:1e37bc629f1e5601b3b4f9805cd0614c

 ///  File Name: no-narking.jpg
Description:
 This is a no-narking sign which looks similar to a no-parking sign. :)
File Size:59015
Last Modified:Aug 27 20:58:59 2004
MD5 Checksum:e189b3e66f45384a912db7b69439a40c

 ///  File Name: no_bgates.gif
Description:
 Just Say NO To Bill Gates gif
File Size:2915
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:b14e50e0e4109bab0c6b0e69e7fc23e7

 ///  File Name: notes.html
Description:
 A Notes file
File Size:9529
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:fdafcfd7f39f14be68cec9af4e603d95

 ///  File Name: nuclear.pc.option.htm
Description:
 New Option for IBM-compat. PC
File Size:3070
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:a4e827803e2c9513b337be1abf989dc3

 ///  File Name: NULL.ultimate.comp.lang.htm
Description:
 NULL - The Ultimate Computer Language
File Size:3614
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:79fcdc4e00c9aa41bb0366b1161220e2

 ///  File Name: nuxi.html
Description:
 Contemporary Unix Products
File Size:2544
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:41e99e033ea4e94723cd0f96d7d063fe

 ///  File Name: old.iron.at.home.stories.html
Description:
 "Taking Old Iron Home" Stories
File Size:44132
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:23afaec5d6003e243fd00aeed79b852d

 ///  File Name: opcodes.html
Description:
 Assembly Language Opcodes
File Size:30914
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:fcd4f24c8862ace9b007f0badb86aeff

 ///  File Name: open.source.beer.txt
Description:
 Open Source Beer
File Size:1568
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:eb20ca26ec6f407d29c4d776202a028b

 ///  File Name: os-suck.html
Description:
 Operating Systems That Suck
File Size:2795
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:d8c3a5a8c9eac643ea76646f265ae146

 ///  File Name: other.html
Description:
 Other Resources
File Size:1638
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:c9a55ef166517520f7245269cb7f9d41

 ///  File Name: overview.html
Description:
 Overview of alt.sysadmin.recovery
File Size:8446
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:3b1d16e96eaf2f41ba9b940e8dfdb56c

 ///  File Name: parody.txt
Description:
 Parody on the Hacker Manifesto - It is about the End-User. Why? Well, basically because, as an IT professional, I am sick of watching a "new" virus infect thousands of company's networks simply because an end-user cannot understand "do not open attachments from unknown/untrusted senders". Causing "untold amounts" in damage. Willie Gonzalez
File Size:4297
Last Modified:Apr 9 08:10:39 2001
MD5 Checksum:f43ab8e7d1c300659415f95f637a9d15

 ///  File Name: penguin.escapes.txt
Description:
 Penguin Escaped from Zoo
File Size:1547
Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:0949b2e4cabd21173e74d876d117e08c

 ///  File Name: piegates.jpg
Description:
 Bill Gates eats Cream Pie - another view
File Size:8156
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Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:09 1999
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Last Modified:Aug 17 02:05:09 1999
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